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Location: Canterbury, UK
I've just had my poi conviscated by my Housemaster (dried-up bitter old queen)for failing to turn up to a tutor meeting!
1) this is the first time ever ive missed a tutor meeting, it wasnt intentional, and there are other guys who miss it regularly.
2) My tutor is cool with it. Everything we went over in the meeting i've ALREADY DISCUSSED WITH HIM IN PRIVATE. Its not like i MISSED anything important then is it?
3)Im in the 6th form! Conviscation is what they use on year 9 or 10s. Its just out of spite and malice.
4) This hurts! i've been spinning every breaktime or free lesson ive had! and all ive got now are tennios balls in socks, but its not the same.
This must only happen at bording schools that are stuck in time warps. Anyone else getting a whiff of Instutional Bullying? FROM THE FACULTY
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
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Location: Dorking, Surrey, United Kingdom
that sucks big style! my advice - do this to them
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Location: United Kingdom
twat!
3,149 posts
Location: London
Don't let them get you down, dude.
People who work in places like that often fear and despise anything 'different'.
You'll off to uni soon enough though, innit?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
85 posts
Location: Cheshire
It just makes me...so...so mad!! Ive been pratising with jim (the scienteist)'s poi and now he's taken them down to southampton...
Trippy said he'd make me some...but with him not coming on here anymore i cant ask him?!
Im going to buy some comet poi of the net, but need to save some money...boo hoo
Chili pepper
[ 14. May 2003, 01:51: Message edited by: chilipepper ]
High Class Hippy #5'One day i WILL own a VW Campervan''i'll sell a liver, u can live with just one, cant u?'Jebus...Jebus
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
Grrrrrrr, how dare they.
Poi is a good relaxation tool. You should tell them that you can't study well without them! say its affecting your ability to relax therefore your studying will suffer! .
Well....its worth a try.
Good luck.
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2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Umm... do you have socks?
Take three pairs of socks, fold two up and stick one pair of folded socks in the two that you have left over.
What are they going to do, confiscate your socks?
Out of curiosity, but what type of prison are you in?? The USMC isnt even that mean.
My CO saw my chains and asked me what the hell they were for, I told him and he was like... "Does it make a cool sound?"
hahaha
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
its a english right-wing boarding school called Haileybury, that i just dont fit in to cuz im a Hackney lad in reality. Anytime i try to be myself, i get (supposedly) clever comments about it. EG:
on poi: Fink ur a ninja? huy Ya!
on clothes: Why do dress like a fukin grebo/goth (delete as appropriate) i dont, its more Strokes style, RocknRoll, but never mind
On sport: u cant row, ur a fat shit, u'll sink the boat (im on the first team, and bigegr tyhan the rest so never mind
Sorry just ranting now.
But im NOT GETTING MY POI BACK TIL THE END OF TERM!!!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
LONG LIVE SOCK POI!
go use them mate...moucho moucho fun..
you can practive no handed butterflies like jez. (normal and alternate)
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
All i wana sey isa PHAT thank you to Lindsay (3410) coz he's offered to make me and send me some poi free of charge. WHAT A LOVELY FELLA!!!!!!
this guy is very very cool and i want everyone to know that!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
I GOT MY POI BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mummy rang him up and told him what a crunt he was being, and to back off b4 i smack him one (my mum knows me well.. ). he duely put them on my desk when i wasnt in, and now is HIDING from me, its SO funny!
but im still putting his car up for sale in auto-trader...
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
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Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX
quote:
but im still putting his car up for sale in auto-trader...
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Location: austin,tx
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Location: South Wales
nice one!
(just dont tell them who gave you the idea tho!!)
nice use of the letter 'r' as well.
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Good for you!
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