"the geeks have got you" - Gayle
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
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Written by: strugz
........ always two there are![]()
"the geeks have got you" - Gayle
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Written by: UnderControlOrFailure
Have you tried bourbon creams?
[Yoda]Yummy they are..mmmmmmmmmmm.[/yoda]
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Written by: Brenn
Before investing in a staff, it's ideal to find if it's for you before shelling out for a postage-fee-savvy staff
1. Purchase a broom with a wooden or heavy handle... lop broom head off (or better yet, buy a brook with a detachable broom handle).
2. Procure as many martial arts movies as you can. The older the movie and more mullet sightings, the better.
3. Watch said films for references: martial arts films are rife with flourishes & spatial awareness involving staff-like weapons including halberds, poleaxes and bardiches. Having a mullet while watching is beneficial but not necessary.
4. If inclement weather arises or you choose to spin indoors, ensure practice room is cleared of breakable objects that you plan to keep. Tape them to the walls if necessary. Such items that would fall under this category would be delicate heirloom-esque furniture, vases, the dog, siblings, etc.
5. After studying media aforementioned in step 2, start practicing. In rare cases, intimate knowledge can be granted to a rare few learning a discipline through the miracle of a Rocky montage. For the rest of us...time, persistence, and knowing when to break and come back to a particular trick or movement, or the manipulation of staff altogether.
6. At this point, if you are as keen now as you were prior, purchase your staffName it.
7. Enjoy the journey!
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Written by: simian
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Thats exactly how i learnt! That advice should so get stickied to the top of the forum. It's MILES better than megs guides :P
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Written by: Brenn
.....Having a mullet while watching is beneficial but not necessary.
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Getting to the other side
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Written by: _Clare_
those little puppetty men and their chisled jaws and weird eyes...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Getting to the other side
Written by: simianWritten by: _Clare_
those little puppetty men and their chisled jaws and weird eyes...
who? burnt toast?
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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