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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
I need a cure for fishy breath, because all the sexy ladiezeeeeez are refusing to kiss me. I can't go on like this. What should I do?
Mieow..
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
err... stick to men? they tend to be a bit less picky on personal hygeine matters
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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Location: Away from home
eat more mice
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Stop eating fish, brush you teeth, and use mouthwash?
Or rip off all the ladies noses before kissing them.
Skatto
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Location: In Ger Land, India
just go for the ones that are allergic to you, then they won't notice the fishy breath...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
snog a fish
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
or:
stop snogging fish.
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
66 posts
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
I don't snog fish! Grrrrrrrrr... I'm not a wussy cat! I bite off their heads and gobble them up... gills and all! Yummy!
Mieow..
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
i dont think its your breath atall, i recon the ladies are put off by your barbed 'equipment'
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-><- Kallisti
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
X, you need to get yo'sell some funky 'nip. ya hear? yeahhh boooiii!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Yeah man, go score a 20 bag of the 'nip, then you wont care about the smell, or the girls, or anything...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
simple awnser............................ stop licking out women with fishy minges
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
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simple awnser............................ stop licking out women with fishy minges
Oh ffs...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
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err... stick to men? they tend to be a bit less picky on personal hygeine matters
are you a cat ( see avatar) stop eating fishy catfood, go for chicken
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
"What have we here? A man or a fish? Dead or alive? He smells like a fish; a very ancient and fish-like smell . . ." —William Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
but to be more helpful...
do you have a metabolic condition
Although they show no apparent lack of hygiene or obvious medical symptoms, most people with the disorder report having foul body odors, bad breath, or a bad taste in their mouths. Studies in the last few years have shown that trimethylaminuria results from defects in an enzyme that breaks down trimethylamine, a byproduct of protein digestion released by bacteria living in the gut. This small molecule—the compound that gives fish their fishy odor—smells foul or garbagelike at low concentrations and fishy in larger amounts.
by the magic of google fish breath
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
@ gnor "Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
umm... you could always kiss me.. I don't have a sense of smell... well, not a very good one anyway (sinus issues).
no? ok... so maybe someone else who doesn't have a sense of smell
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