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Posted:
Name: Kadie. Known as 'crap dog' to some HoPpers. They are mean and havn't yet seen my true potential.
Location: Hastings
Age: 2
Sex: Female. Although I get confused and like to hump things sometimes.
Favorite Food(s): You got it, I'll eat it.
Education: I chewed a book once.
Favorite TV show(s): Miss Aimée leaves BBC1 on for me when she leaves the house.
I am a very small dog with a very big attitude.
I have a scar on my nose where Aimée's daddy's dog bit me. I wanted to sniff him. He didn't want to be sniffed.
I'm not very good at poi, although I like to carry them around in my mouth sometimes.
I pick them up from Aimées room and go and find her to show her I've got it, then I run around the sofa when she tries to get it back from me. I like this game, it is fun.
I usually give up the goods when a gravy bone is presented to me.
I like to pick up lots of other things too. Yesterday I had a badge in my mouth and I wouldnt give it back even though it was making my mouth all bleed and hurty!
I run around all day and tire myself out, so usually by 9 o'clock I am asleep on somebodies lap. If you get up off the sofa even for a momant I will jump into the warm patch where you have been sitting.
Aimée says "Cor you'll jump into my bloody grave as quick!" but I'm not sure what that means as she is not dead yet.
I like gravy bones.
Name: Kadie. Known as 'crap dog' to some HoPpers. They are mean and havn't yet seen my true potential.
Location: Hastings
Age: 2
Sex: Female. Although I get confused and like to hump things sometimes.
Favorite Food(s): You got it, I'll eat it.
Education: I chewed a book once.
Favorite TV show(s): Miss Aimée leaves BBC1 on for me when she leaves the house.
I am a very small dog with a very big attitude.
I have a scar on my nose where Aimée's daddy's dog bit me. I wanted to sniff him. He didn't want to be sniffed.
I'm not very good at poi, although I like to carry them around in my mouth sometimes.
I pick them up from Aimées room and go and find her to show her I've got it, then I run around the sofa when she tries to get it back from me. I like this game, it is fun.
I usually give up the goods when a gravy bone is presented to me.
I like to pick up lots of other things too. Yesterday I had a badge in my mouth and I wouldnt give it back even though it was making my mouth all bleed and hurty!
I run around all day and tire myself out, so usually by 9 o'clock I am asleep on somebodies lap. If you get up off the sofa even for a momant I will jump into the warm patch where you have been sitting.
Aimée says "Cor you'll jump into my bloody grave as quick!" but I'm not sure what that means as she is not dead yet.
I like gravy bones.
Have you got any gravy bones?
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey Kadie, molly is probably the same skill level at poi as you.
Mollydog can do a one poi butterfly and a one poi weave.
She wants to use the internet but she's not a very good reader or writer, and her paws are much too big for the keys.
She also likes food. Perhaps we could all meet up one day?
Anyway, welcome to HoP
hey Kadie, molly is probably the same skill level at poi as you.
Mollydog can do a one poi butterfly and a one poi weave.
She wants to use the internet but she's not a very good reader or writer, and her paws are much too big for the keys.
She also likes food. Perhaps we could all meet up one day?
Anyway, welcome to HoP
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hehe!
Last time I saw you, you were sat on miss Aimee's shoulders!
*giggle*
Hehe!
Last time I saw you, you were sat on miss Aimee's shoulders!
*giggle*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
BRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
hello.
You are indeed a crap dog.
What are your talents huh? you're
. All you do is crap everywhere and p!ss in Aimee's bed...
I reiterate. You are crap.
And no, i have no food. F**K OFF.
*starts playing with acrylics*
Say hello to aimee for me.
hello.
You are indeed a crap dog.
What are your talents huh? you're
. All you do is crap everywhere and p!ss in Aimee's bed...I reiterate. You are crap.
And no, i have no food. F**K OFF.
*starts playing with acrylics*
Say hello to aimee for me.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
*throws sand and grit at ed while he's palmspinning 4 balls in each hand*
you asked for that you dirty dog-hater!
cole. x
*throws sand and grit at ed while he's palmspinning 4 balls in each hand*
you asked for that you dirty dog-hater!
cole. x
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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Posted:
Only balls allowed in here are the ones I can chew to pieces.
So Ed get rid of the acrylics and drop the trousers.
Only balls allowed in here are the ones I can chew to pieces.
So Ed get rid of the acrylics and drop the trousers.
Have you got any gravy bones?
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