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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*puts on her general hat*
Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Just don't hurt the innocent livestock!!! i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Save a horse...ride a cowboy?
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Only if he's a cute one
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
You should check out the one's at City Limits Saloon!!!
Yee Haw!!!
Too freakin' young for me, but they sure do make some sweet eye candy!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
101 posts
are you talking about the horse or the cowboy?
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Ha ha. They don't allow horses in the saloon!!!
Unless you count the chick that looks like Mr. Ed!!!
Or the creepy one with the eyes tattooed on her back.....
That one is *really* scary!!!
Oh.....the cowboy's of course!!!!!!
Hmmmmm......although they probably wouldn't know a cow or a horse if it walked up and bit them!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Written by: ArthurBrown
Private Nicoli Ivanovich reporting for duty.
*Poig joins the force*
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
101 posts
i think the soldiers are going home? or theyre just quiet
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Course not! They're all just too busy relaxing under a nice chady tree!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
101 posts
stuffing their pillow with fluff and nails?
ill bring the slab!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
good word lad!
*pat on the back*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Give em a sock party!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
u bring the socks and I'll bring the party!!!!
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
*giggle*
Will do!!!
Rainbow toe socks? Right?
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
ex-ACT-ly!!!!
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
101 posts
what are the socks for? sock fighting?
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
well... sorta... but u have to be careful considering where you have to wear the socks...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Pat instead of wasting perfectly good socks, why don't you go join the nekid squadron. I'm sure they will welcome you with open arms.
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there\'s a nekkid squadron?
*strips off clothes and stands to attention*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
there is nothing I couold say here that could possibly be PG!
cept, yes, there IS a nekkid squad. Don't remember who it's under though.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Who ever said that he was going to be *wearing* the socks!?!?!
Gen. Bek of the Nekkid Squadron says.....
Drop and give me 50, Pvt. Pogo!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
bek! I did not promote you to a general!
however maybe i will make you co-lieutenant with Dunc of the glomping platoon. He can take charge of the glomping side and you of the nekkid side oooh goody! this is fun fun fun!!!!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
How about Admiral...Nekkid Navy!!!
Nekkid sailors swabbing the decks...*hehehe*
Oh, that is just too rich!!!
Pat...if you're really good, I might just let you be my first mate.....can you be really good??? Or really good at being bad???
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
well... I wanna know who I\'m going to be nekkid under, before I start swabbing any \"decks\"
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Does the "army" need an Air Force - I have previous experience, no planes but a wharehouse full of potential airbourne missiles (I'm sure Malcolm won't miss them!)
Oh, and excuse me for not saluting General Rouge - us NCO's know who really runs the armed forces!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
George is undermining your authority little dragon. I like it!! George if you want to start a revolutionary coup i will lead you!! *rubs hands together* i'll fix that little rouge wagon (did you like the pun, rouge instead of red) oh come on Rouge laugh... it was funny!! :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Paul. That was so not funny. Not. Funny. Oh. God. Ouch. Maybe I could put you at the head of a bad jokes division
george, there's currently an airforce under Flight Commander MiG, and I am sure he will be glad of your warehouse full of fun things
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Written by: Pogo69
well... I wanna know who I\'m going to be nekkid under, before I start swabbing any \"decks\"
Did you really just say that.....don't you know better by now...?
Whom exactly do you THINK that you would be nekkid under!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
101 posts
the girls should use their bra (if they wear them) and sling some rocks at these missiles. then peashoot the enemy with spitballs and paperwasps
aim for their unsheilded nekked areas! Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
miesta...army of hippies??? how many of us do you think actually wear bras?
*looks down her top* ok, so for once I'm actually wearing one today!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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