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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Maybe it's just in Mozilla that it says that then...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: AnonymousNope it definitely says Anonymous. So Chelly's confusion was about...?
yeah...ahah...
*slightly baffled*
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Fake teeth and glue.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
That's his name. Fake teeth and glue. It's not a great name but then he's not the fuzziest of bunnies
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I see....I was just confused as to why someone would come in and start talking about dentures....or rather, you'd start talking about dentures...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Hi Chelly
t'was lovely to meet you the other week - even if we were both lost in our own little worlds for much of the time 
I see your thread isn't immune from Cantus' particular brand of patronising sarcasm
Written by: Cantus
If only it was possible to check my member number or click on my profile...
Take care
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
Can I have some dentures? I'll pet them every day and take them for walks and feed them and everything
Oh and can I have a dinosaur please? I was reading about them here and they seem like fun
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Of course you can my love.
As many sets of dentures as you'd like. Then you could eat your bananas instead of wearing them...
What type of dinosaur would you like my sweet? Oooooh hello Lady Wild!
'twas lovely to meet you too! Is anywhere safe from fraggle-casm? Maybe we'd be slightly less inundated if he didn't like us....
let's call him stinky, see what happens. (just joking honey - I loves you really)
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
Umm can I have a protoceratops please? They looks really cute and they is good at eating and hiding in bushes. I think they would be good at standing on a swaying pirate ship too
*sits down and waits patiently for dinosaur to arrive*
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
If you send it by City Link it will never arrive
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
City Link the postal carriage company as opposed to City Link the Scottish bus company who are an excellent company and well beyond reproach...
This post was brought to you on behalf of "City Link bus and coach travel - yak-loads better than the crappy English companies"
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
....excellent company.... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
i saw collettes baby!!! but i didnt see you, im sorry michelle.
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I saw Collette's baby too. And Collette..... and a little white dog trying to maul all the children on the rope slidey thing... Although to be fair we brought him with us.
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Not to worry lady, I've been mega-busy the last couple of weeks anyways. And it can only get worse... 
She's a cute little thing, isn't she? I've promised to pop round at some point in the next few weeks, so I should really buy something for the wee one I suppose. How's you?
Seumas -
Is it time for you to come back yet? "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I think it most definitely is yes honey
After getting bored of waiting for the Fluffy One to reply my pook-laden text i sent a pm to Bluecat earlier. He seemed surprised not only that we'd met some Pooks, but also that I was in Inverness (or even Scotland) at all. Leading me to believe that Ros hasn't actually spoken to him for the last 5 months
So maybe Bugis' communicative failings are inherited after all
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Well, you was definitely here. The rain finally stopped!!!!! The sun does exist in Scotland!! WOOOOOO!!!!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Since I asked Rob whether Ros tells him anything at all I've not heard from him. So until I find otherwise I'm going to naturally assume that she's killed him to maintain her zone of silence/secrecy...
Seems like the most logical explanation to me. Obviously
Meh
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Soooo...as a Scottish science lady...what is your take on this...I've always been fascinated by the stories...
https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070601/ap_on_sc/britain_loch_ness_monster
And on the conservation end of it, I think it should be protected...gorgeous place.
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Hi Chelle
Rumour has it you have some pix of Cantus in a a a a a SUIT!!!
*runs and hides in the corner, shaking and mumbling incoherently*Please tell me you won't post them and make us look at them? Trauma has many faces but all take time to heal.....
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
cutest darned thing i ever did see...! (not cantus in a suit, i havent seen that yet...:p) but yes i shall be back up soonish to visit most definitely...:D
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
A little gem from our car journey back from Manchester the other evening that I thought you might like honey
Jen - "Dog stadium?"
Elaine - "yes, where they race dogs. Dog racing."
Jen - "oh, I thought you meant Dog Football..."
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Oooh
lots of peoples!!! 
Lady Fire - of course Nessie is real!!
I live about 45 mins away from Drumnadrochit, although sadly I've never seen her.. () And whether she exists or not (or whatever explanation there is for sightings) it does wonders for tourism up here, which is great cause it raises more attention to the fact that there's so much beautiful land that needs to be protected. Especially now that Fat Boy Slim has started throwing festivals by the side of the loch...inviting all and sundry to trash the place! And yes, indeedy Ms Child - I have several photos of the fraggle in a suit. 'twas a sight to behold.
But he looked very handsome I thought. Even my mum said so. And all the kiddies were fascinated by his hair.... *giggles lots* But I promise I won't post them. If only to save you from the years of trauma that the sight may inflict upon your poor head.
Not to mention the loss of sanity.. And the lovely Miss Clavey - i would put some huggy thingys in here, but they doesn't even begin to convey the massivest, squishiest huggle you's going to get the next time I see you.
Mr Fraggle......
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I's got a photo of Elaine dressed as a psychedelic doom pixie in her úber-bright hoodie of many colours
Dave - "you'll just have to shave all your hair off
"Bubbles - "But then I'd be bald. I don't want to be bald
"Cantus - "You could just wear a swimming cap?"
Bubbles - "Then I'd look like a smurf
... If I was blue "Can we put her in the same wing as Laura and Gav please? I think she and Laura will get on well...
Maybe we can breed them
The world would be a brighter, shinier place if it was filled with Laurabubbles Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*pounces on and huggles Chelly* Hey gorgeous
How's you today?I found this and was wondering if it would be any good for your mummy (yes I know eczema is different to psoriasis (spelling?) but it says it helps that too. And a soothing skin salve is a soothing skin salve....
) so erm yeah I was reading about it in The Ecologist - my dad's hippy magazine - and it gets a really good review. So i was thinking maybe it'd be ok....? Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Oooh, I's not sure, I'll show her later when I gets home. She'll try most things once. Thanking you honey.
(ooh and your spelling was right, yes
)How's you feeling today? Did you go to the doctor yet?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Heylo babycakes lol
We miss you and your hippy boyfriend, who lied. He is not bigger than a duck. His dreads give him extra height lol lol lol
Would you like to attend a dinner party of sorts? I'll remember the mayo for the tuna mayonaisse this time. Or maybe just cook a roast dinner.
*drools*
We luv yous !!!! xxx
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Honey it looks like you won't be able to watch Prison Break at Raymond's any more... unless he has a Sky box hidded away someplace I hadn't noticed...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
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