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There's a businessman, a drunk man and a soldier on a plane, but it is too heavy, so they need to drop off some luggage to prevent the plane from crashing. So, the drunk man drops out a case of beer, the business man drops out his briefcase and the soldier drops out his .grenades. When they land, the drunk man goes up to a woman who's crying and asks her what's wrong. She says "'sniff' My husband 'sniff' just got killed by a case of beer 'sniff'" the drunk man walks away feeling slightly guilty. The Businessman goes up to a man who's crying and asks him whats wrong and he says "'sniff' my husband 'sniff' just got killed by a flying briefcase. 'Sniff'", so the businessman walks away, also feeling slightly guilty. Finally, the soldier goes up to a boy who is layghing his head off. The soldier asks "What the hell is so funny?" and the boy says, laughing, "I just farted, and the building behind me (pause) BLEW UP!!! (he bursts out laughing)"

Funny???

Anybody got any funnier jokes??

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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley