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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Posted:
Last night I went on a date with my girlfriend from KINDERGARDEN. I havent seen her since I moved in first grade. Thats about 17 years. How crazy is that? Whats more is that I can start dating her seriously if I want. Shes definately interested. Im kinda apprehensive about it though because shes moving kinda fast for me. I also started seeing someone else recently and I can tell Im gonna have to make a choice soon. Dunno what Im gonna do cuz I dont normally have these kinds of problems. Shoot, I havent had a real girlfriend in about 6 years.
Anyway, does anyone else have a similar story to share? Anyone get back with someone after many many years of not seeing them?
Last night I went on a date with my girlfriend from KINDERGARDEN. I havent seen her since I moved in first grade. Thats about 17 years. How crazy is that? Whats more is that I can start dating her seriously if I want. Shes definately interested. Im kinda apprehensive about it though because shes moving kinda fast for me. I also started seeing someone else recently and I can tell Im gonna have to make a choice soon. Dunno what Im gonna do cuz I dont normally have these kinds of problems. Shoot, I havent had a real girlfriend in about 6 years.
Anyway, does anyone else have a similar story to share? Anyone get back with someone after many many years of not seeing them?
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Hookin' up with your kindergarden girlfriend?
And who the heck has a girlfriend in KINDERGARDEN?
You're so pimp it's ridiculous.
You're a poi rock star... My advice: See if you can get them both into a hot tub and play it from there.
Hookin' up with your kindergarden girlfriend?
And who the heck has a girlfriend in KINDERGARDEN?
You're so pimp it's ridiculous.
You're a poi rock star... My advice: See if you can get them both into a hot tub and play it from there.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Posted:
Yeah, I have no idea how or why I had a girlfriend in kindergarden. Neither of us can remember how it came about. Oddly enough, shes now a kindergarden teacher and she tells me theres a couple in her class that reminds her of us.
Yeah, I have no idea how or why I had a girlfriend in kindergarden. Neither of us can remember how it came about. Oddly enough, shes now a kindergarden teacher and she tells me theres a couple in her class that reminds her of us.
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
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Location: Back in the Future, United Kingdom
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Location: Back in the Future, United Kingdom
Posted:
It's like the number 44 bus........ you wait for ages then two come along at once.........(this might mean absolutely nothing to you unless you've spent any time in Glasgow)
One of my mates who now lives in Thailand manages,quite remarkably to have two ladies at the same time.... i neither recommend or necessarily approve of this behaviour..... but if you rreckon the choice is too difficult.... why not go with NYC's suggestion!!!!
It's like the number 44 bus........ you wait for ages then two come along at once.........(this might mean absolutely nothing to you unless you've spent any time in Glasgow)
One of my mates who now lives in Thailand manages,quite remarkably to have two ladies at the same time.... i neither recommend or necessarily approve of this behaviour..... but if you rreckon the choice is too difficult.... why not go with NYC's suggestion!!!!
It's a very interesting story, Future Boy....!
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Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Posted:
Its not a bad idea really... I just dont know how likely it is.
Its not a bad idea really... I just dont know how likely it is.
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
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Location: Back in the Future, United Kingdom
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Location: Back in the Future, United Kingdom
Posted:
I don't claim to be any sort of officionado on the subject, but i reckon if you were to go out with them on separate occasions you'd probably know fairly soon which one you'd rather spend more time with..........
I don't claim to be any sort of officionado on the subject, but i reckon if you were to go out with them on separate occasions you'd probably know fairly soon which one you'd rather spend more time with..........
It's a very interesting story, Future Boy....!
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
tell them both about the other and that their in competition and whoever does best wins and make them duke it out in personal favours and presents
Only joking! I like Taits suggestion, a few dates with both will probably help you make your mind up if there is a choice to make. It might even make you decide that you don't want either!
And remember, Polygamy is only illegal if you're married
tell them both about the other and that their in competition and whoever does best wins and make them duke it out in personal favours and presents
Only joking! I like Taits suggestion, a few dates with both will probably help you make your mind up if there is a choice to make. It might even make you decide that you don't want either!
And remember, Polygamy is only illegal if you're married
Let's relight this forum 
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Excellent Idea........!!!
Written by: Dunc
tell them both about the other and that their in competition and whoever does best wins and make them duke it out in personal favours and presents
, Polygamy is only illegal if you're married
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Excellent Idea........!!!
It's a very interesting story, Future Boy....!
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Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hot tubs are always a plus!
And telling each of them that you're weighing them up against someone else might be a more realistic way to solve it than keeping the other secret. On the serious side, try saying you're thinking about dating someone else to both of them, then go out with the one who looks most disappointed...
Hot tubs are always a plus!
And telling each of them that you're weighing them up against someone else might be a more realistic way to solve it than keeping the other secret. On the serious side, try saying you're thinking about dating someone else to both of them, then go out with the one who looks most disappointed...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I'd hedge your bets.
Downgrade one to 'friend' mode.. then kick it back up if the other one doesn't work.
I've never actually done that... but it sounds feasable.
I'd hedge your bets.
Downgrade one to 'friend' mode.. then kick it back up if the other one doesn't work.
I've never actually done that... but it sounds feasable.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
NYC is right, you bloody pimp!
thats so cute though!!!
NYC is right, you bloody pimp!
thats so cute though!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
"See if you can get them both into a hot tub and play it from there."
You men really have no idea do you!
"See if you can get them both into a hot tub and play it from there."
You men really have no idea do you!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
resident fridge magnet
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
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Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posted:
Tsk, weirdo Americans! That would just never work here (holland, specifically), you're either going out with someone or you're not, none of this seeing multiple people simultaneously, and them knowing about it, and them also seeing multiple people, and then deciding to be exclusive or not and - argh! it's headwrecking!
But ok, you're in the States, where you have about fifteen different levels of relationship, so here's how you choose: you're in the hot tub with the two of them, and both of them simultaneously yell "Help, I can't swim!" (it's a very deep hot tub)
Quick, off the top of your head, who do you save?
Tsk, weirdo Americans! That would just never work here (holland, specifically), you're either going out with someone or you're not, none of this seeing multiple people simultaneously, and them knowing about it, and them also seeing multiple people, and then deciding to be exclusive or not and - argh! it's headwrecking!
But ok, you're in the States, where you have about fifteen different levels of relationship, so here's how you choose: you're in the hot tub with the two of them, and both of them simultaneously yell "Help, I can't swim!" (it's a very deep hot tub)
Quick, off the top of your head, who do you save?
everyone's unique except me
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Bring out your worst qualities or habits (if indeed you
have any), fart, belch, pick your nose (maybe eat it *shudder*) etc. Then see who's still interested...
Bring out your worst qualities or habits (if indeed you
have any), fart, belch, pick your nose (maybe eat it *shudder*) etc. Then see who's still interested...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Posted:
I think Ill take the traditional route... Date em both, dont tell em about each other, get em both pregnant and then drop em
I think Ill take the traditional route... Date em both, dont tell em about each other, get em both pregnant and then drop em
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
then u gotta pay child support. not such a good idea now huh lol
then u gotta pay child support. not such a good idea now huh lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Posted:
Nah, then I get to move to the UK like I always wanted
But seriously, lets put things in perspective. After 1 date with each here are the pros and cons Im seeing so far...
Girl 1:
+ Into the same kind of music as me
+ Likes to dance
+ Into Burning Man and the fire community
+ Into comedy and other things I like
+ Really cute
Girl 2:
- Into music I dont like very much
- Career and hobbies dont seem too interesting
+ Cute (but not quite as cute as Girl 1)
+++ Touched my
on the first date
So far things are looking pretty even
Guess Ill give it a lil more time and see how things go.
Nah, then I get to move to the UK like I always wanted
But seriously, lets put things in perspective. After 1 date with each here are the pros and cons Im seeing so far...
Girl 1:
+ Into the same kind of music as me
+ Likes to dance
+ Into Burning Man and the fire community
+ Into comedy and other things I like
+ Really cute
Girl 2:
- Into music I dont like very much
- Career and hobbies dont seem too interesting
+ Cute (but not quite as cute as Girl 1)
+++ Touched my
on the first dateSo far things are looking pretty even
Guess Ill give it a lil more time and see how things go.
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
You're awful Mikey
So you like and have lots of things in common with Girl 1 but Girl 2 is excitingly forward?
Your 6-year lack of a girlie is showing boy
What are you after?
Some
or a bit of 
(with possible -ness too) ?
You're awful Mikey
So you like and have lots of things in common with Girl 1 but Girl 2 is excitingly forward?
Your 6-year lack of a girlie is showing boy
What are you after?
Some
or a bit of (with possible -ness too) ? GOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Posted:
Im just being facetious really.
I think some would be nice. I get enough to take the edge off... And actually, girls who come on strong are something of a turn off for me. One night stands are ok but dont come reaching in my pants expecting a long term relationship.
Speaking of that, it seems few girls know how to play their part these days. Its rare I find a girl who can lure me in just enough that I take action, but doesnt let me know how much she really digs me till later. Most are either big flirts that cant back it up or they go straight for what works. Cmon girls, learn how to make a guy try a bit.
Im just being facetious really.
I think some
would be nice. I get enough to take the edge off... And actually, girls who come on strong are something of a turn off for me. One night stands are ok but dont come reaching in my pants expecting a long term relationship.Speaking of that, it seems few girls know how to play their part these days. Its rare I find a girl who can lure me in just enough that I take action, but doesnt let me know how much she really digs me till later. Most are either big flirts that cant back it up or they go straight for what works. Cmon girls, learn how to make a guy try a bit.
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
I knew you were a big softy really 
I knew you were a big softy really
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
Welcome to the HoP Dating Advice Line!
If you are desperate and dateless, please go to the action threads.
If you are single and want to whinge, please find the appropriate single thread.
If you are single and want to flirt, please find the appropriate single thread and get the whingers out of their misery.
If you are completely smitten with your partner, please find the appropriate love threads but be prepared for the singles to sabotage it.
If you are gay, please don't start any threads because it only gets the straights started and they it all ends a bit messy.
And If you have an issue you would like the board's opinion on, please make sure it is intersting, edgy and above all, saucy, and post a new thread accordingly.
Have a lovely day
Welcome to the HoP Dating Advice Line!
If you are desperate and dateless, please go to the action threads.
If you are single and want to whinge, please find the appropriate single thread.
If you are single and want to flirt, please find the appropriate single thread and get the whingers out of their misery.
If you are completely smitten with your partner, please find the appropriate love threads but be prepared for the singles to sabotage it.
If you are gay, please don't start any threads because it only gets the straights started and they it all ends a bit messy.
And If you have an issue you would like the board's opinion on, please make sure it is intersting, edgy and above all, saucy, and post a new thread accordingly.
Have a lovely day
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
You go girl.
All depends on what you're after. Either the hot chick or the sweetheart.
I'm lucky enough to get both in one package
And Skully, of course I have a clue... which is why I only give hot tub advice to OTHERS... so I can snuggle with my bestest girlie and get to hear about OTHER people's train wrecks. Now if I could just get Icon to hook up with Kyrian I'd be set.
Written by: Molly
So you like and have lots of things in common with Girl 1 but Girl 2 is excitingly forward?
Your 6-year lack of a girlie is showing boy
You go girl.
All depends on what you're after. Either
the hot chick or the sweetheart.I'm lucky enough to get both in one package
And Skully, of course I have a clue... which is why I only give hot tub advice to OTHERS... so I can snuggle with my bestest girlie and get to hear about OTHER people's train wrecks. Now if I could just get Icon to hook up with Kyrian I'd be set.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
NYC shush!
On several counts!
NYC shush!
On several counts!
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Women get fed up of waiting for guys to give them the all clear, so we take matters into our own hands. Then again we run off if guys are too forward. we're a strange bunch indeed!
Women get fed up of waiting for guys to give them the all clear, so we take matters into our own hands. Then again we run off if guys are too forward. we're a strange bunch indeed!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Member
42 posts
Location: Floating, France
Member
42 posts
Location: Floating, France
Posted:
Reminds me of a story...
One man is dating 3 girls, he shares much interest with all 3 of them and is decided to settle down with one, marry her and have a happy life (by now you can tell it's a fiction).
However he gets on with each of them pretty equally, so he decides to give them 10,000 $ each and see how they spend the money, making his choice assessing their shopping convulsions.
The first woman reports back with this: "Well hon, I have bought myself a new car with half the money, and bought you a complete plasma screen TV set with a comfy couch so you can watch your sports matches at your ease".
Good call, thinks the man.
The day after the second woman arrives with the arms full of bags: "This is gorgeous honey, I have just spent everything you gave me into fancy cloth, gym pass, jewellry and, of course, sexy underwears you like so much. I want to remain attractive for you and ensure us a spicy sex life."
Nice one, says the man.
The day after the third woman steps by, and says: "Well I invested most of the money into stock shares in order to double the sum. Here are your 10k back. I will keep the other 10k on a safe account and save it for when our kids go to college."
Impressive ! Thinks he.
In the end the man gives it 30 seconds of reflexion. Which one does he choose ?
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THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST TITS OF COURSE !!!
Reminds me of a story...
One man is dating 3 girls, he shares much interest with all 3 of them and is decided to settle down with one, marry her and have a happy life (by now you can tell it's a fiction).
However he gets on with each of them pretty equally, so he decides to give them 10,000 $ each and see how they spend the money, making his choice assessing their shopping convulsions.
The first woman reports back with this: "Well hon, I have bought myself a new car with half the money, and bought you a complete plasma screen TV set with a comfy couch so you can watch your sports matches at your ease".
Good call, thinks the man.
The day after the second woman arrives with the arms full of bags: "This is gorgeous honey, I have just spent everything you gave me into fancy cloth, gym pass, jewellry and, of course, sexy underwears you like so much. I want to remain attractive for you and ensure us a spicy sex life."
Nice one, says the man.
The day after the third woman steps by, and says: "Well I invested most of the money into stock shares in order to double the sum. Here are your 10k back. I will keep the other 10k on a safe account and save it for when our kids go to college."
Impressive ! Thinks he.
In the end the man gives it 30 seconds of reflexion. Which one does he choose ?
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THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST TITS OF COURSE !!!
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Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Posted:
Hrmm... Apparently someone didnt read my intro thread. I like small boobs!!!
Hrmm... Apparently someone didnt read my intro thread. I like small boobs!!!
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
And presumably you wouldn't be dumb enough to shell out 30 grand to work that out
And presumably you wouldn't be dumb enough to shell out 30 grand to work that out
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Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Pooh-Bah
2,110 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Posted:
Fo realz... Bitches be lucky if they get 30 seconds 'fore I slap they ass for wanting my money.
Fo realz... Bitches be lucky if they get 30 seconds 'fore I slap they ass for wanting my money.
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Gotta keep them golddiggaz in check yo.
Gotta keep them golddiggaz in check yo.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Posted:
Jesus Christ.
@ Rouge Dragon: That's a neat description of HoP relationship threads
Go with the one you share long term interests in for a happy relationship, or the one who was kinda forward for lots of...erm... getting busy. Of course you might get very busy with the first one, so go with her just to hedge your bets
Jesus Christ.
@ Rouge Dragon: That's a neat description of HoP relationship threads Go with the one you share long term interests in for a happy relationship, or the one who was kinda forward for lots of...erm... getting busy.
Of course you might get very busy with the first one, so go with her just to hedge your bets After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
Thanks Sethis
Thanks Sethis
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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