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Posted: 28th Nov 2002
you've never felt pain until you have gotten your hand jammed between to huge ass cylinders (or inking rollers) on your offset printing machine, and try to inch it back out when you think you are hittin the "BACKWARD" button... but really... you're hittin the "FORWARD" button and your arm starts going into the machine more (cos from where i was i couldnt see my buttons... i was jus hopin. it was a 50-50% chance of gettin the right one)

did that one today...

or

stappled thru your finger on the stitcher. (these metal stitchers can stitch books/cards about 1 inch thick.... but i only had it set on 1cm... so the staple wasnt a big one... thank god)

OWWWWIES!!!!

And wherever you've gone and wherever we might go. It don't seem fair. Today just disappeared.

Posted: 28th Nov 2002
until you have had a papercut on the eyeball!

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