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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mr Asena, there's a present in my thread for u lol
Mr Asena, there's a present in my thread for u lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
oooooooooooh it was wikid!! thanks tink! 
yeeeeeeeeeeeees..... yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Steaks, thats what it was, he told me
... plus I am a psychic... I can read your mind... whats that? whats that you wanna do to me? oh steaks... you dirty boy 
oooooooooooh it was wikid!!
thanks tink! yeeeeeeeeeeeees..... yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Steaks, thats what it was, he told me
... plus I am a psychic... I can read your mind... whats that? whats that you wanna do to me? oh steaks... you dirty boy GOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Lmao bless! love the avatar hehehehehehe
Lmao bless! love the avatar hehehehehehe
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol, has ut changed to banana phone!? on mine it still shows as my stupid pixelated fire pic... I WANT BANANA FONE!!
lol, has ut changed to banana phone!? on mine it still shows as my stupid pixelated fire pic... I WANT BANANA FONE!!
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!
ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
well it did change, now its back to that boring one again...
well it did change, now its back to that boring one again...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Stupid blody pointless mingy pixelated avatar!
And yes it is boring... but I'm not clever enough to work out how to get things to move, like your eye thing!!
Stupid blody pointless mingy pixelated avatar!
And yes it is boring... but I'm not clever enough to work out how to get things to move, like your eye thing!!
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
my bunnie can hop!
BUNNIE BUNNIE BUNNIE!!!!
my bunnie can hop!
BUNNIE BUNNIE BUNNIE!!!!
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
if you could read my mind, you would know who i am usualy thinking about, and it aint you im afraind Matt, sory to disapoint you. but you were probably right on the dirty things part
and bananafone rocks, if somewhat annoying after a while
Written by: Asena
oooooooooooh it was wikid!!
yeeeeeeeeeeeees..... yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Steaks, thats what it was, he told me
if you could read my mind, you would know who i am usualy thinking about, and it aint you im afraind Matt, sory to disapoint you. but you were probably right on the dirty things part
and bananafone rocks, if somewhat annoying after a while
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
what?! not me?! *sniff*....
I'm heart broken... well, at least I still have al, wait, he dont want me either
Dang it
what?! not me?! *sniff*....
I'm heart broken... well, at least I still have al, wait, he dont want me either
Dang it
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
*points and laughs at mathew*
try as you may, try as you might, if you keep tying to convert me you won't live through the night
*points and laughs at mathew*
try as you may, try as you might, if you keep tying to convert me you won't live through the night
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
what are you going to do to me!?!?!
If I'm lucky it will be what tink suggested... a good stabbing!
what are you going to do to me!?!?! If I'm lucky it will be what tink suggested... a good stabbing!
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
it was lilmiss that said that matt
it was lilmiss that said that matt
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
dammit, well in that case... 'mathew' has 2 t's in it
dammit, well in that case... 'mathew' has 2 t's in it
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
its Matchew!
its Matchew!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
please dont bring chewy here manish *shakes head*
please dont bring chewy here manish *shakes head*
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Official Nutella Fan Club
Go Nutella!
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
Matchew? Chewey? good stabings? looks like i almost missed out
Matchew? Chewey? good stabings? looks like i almost missed out
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Tch. Amazing how much dust can settle in 5 days....
*dons pinny, flicks on radio, starts to clean Asena's thread*
Actually, what the heck am I doing? Like anything to do with Matt is likely to stay clean.....
Tch. Amazing how much dust can settle in 5 days....
*dons pinny, flicks on radio, starts to clean Asena's thread*
Actually, what the heck am I doing? Like anything to do with Matt is likely to stay clean.....
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm not dirty... much
Thanks for trying to clean len, i really appreciate... HEY! YOU MISSED A BIT! GET BACK TO WORK! *whip crack*
Steaks, yes that is my nickname... chewy... All to do with an african maths teacher in year 10, I quote "Mattchew, you do some work or I penalise you"... I regretted telling that to my friends hey ditched the matt and started calling me chew, or chewy... its now resulted in us making a chewbacca noise when we get bored.
And as for good stabbings, I cant remember, its been so long. I think after losing it, I found my virginity again...
I'm not dirty... much
Thanks for trying to clean len, i really appreciate... HEY! YOU MISSED A BIT! GET BACK TO WORK! *whip crack*
Steaks, yes that is my nickname... chewy...
All to do with an african maths teacher in year 10, I quote "Mattchew, you do some work or I penalise you"... I regretted telling that to my friends hey ditched the matt and started calling me chew, or chewy... its now resulted in us making a chewbacca noise when we get bored.And as for good stabbings, I cant remember, its been so long. I think after losing it, I found my virginity again...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey asena im gonna hang around your thread, thought I better get in early before this starts running into the 300 pages, allthough im sure ive posted here allready but looking through I dont see my avatar, speaking of your poi avatars are the best yours inspired mine.
Did you get to meet len yet? If you havnt you must take a picture of you and your owner together and post it, after all she did buy you, what was your winning bid?
Hey asena
im gonna hang around your thread, thought I better get in early before this starts running into the 300 pages, allthough im sure ive posted here allready but looking through I dont see my avatar, speaking of your poi avatars are the best yours inspired mine.Did you get to meet len yet? If you havnt you must take a picture of you and your owner together and post it, after all she did buy you, what was your winning bid?
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link
"oohhh hello big boy"
Non-Https Image Link
"oohhh hello big boy"
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
eww what is that!?
no dont tell me, i dont wanna know!
once again "eww"
eww what is that!?
no dont tell me, i dont wanna know!
once again "eww"
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey Joe, no he hasn't met me yet- some (poor) excuse about not booking tickets in time. Yes, I am so popular people must pre book to see me.
Anyways, the longer he puts it off the worse it'll be....*evil cackle*
Hey Joe, no he hasn't met me yet- some (poor) excuse about not booking tickets in time. Yes, I am so popular people must pre book to see me.
Anyways, the longer he puts it off the worse it'll be....*evil cackle*
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol whip him good len. OMG jo thats ugglyer than sin
lol whip him good len. OMG jo thats ugglyer than sin
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Jo: I didnt know my mum has posted that pic of herself on the internet... did you go threw my house to get that pic?!
Manish: BUNNY!
Len: Please stop with the evil cackle
I'm gonna get in contact with you properly next week so we can sort all this stuff out for fal!
Joe: Why does len have to whip me into shape? I can think of much better people to do it
On a side note, I'm absolutely dreading this week. We find out who got the job offers at Roche, and If i miss this placement, I might cry. Infact, I will cry.
Jo: I didnt know my mum has posted that pic of herself on the internet... did you go threw my house to get that pic?!
Manish: BUNNY!
Len: Please stop with the evil cackle
I'm gonna get in contact with you properly next week so we can sort all this stuff out for fal!
Joe: Why does len have to whip me into shape? I can think of much better people to do it
On a side note, I'm absolutely dreading this week. We find out who got the job offers at Roche, and If i miss this placement, I might cry. Infact, I will cry.
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sorry Matt, I didnt want you to find out like this, but your mum's been emailing me pics of herself.
Don't dread this week hun
we all want to work at ferreo rocher, they'll be really spoiling us! (at the ambassodor's reception of course)
Sorry Matt, I didnt want you to find out like this, but your mum's been emailing me pics of herself.
Don't dread this week hun
we all want to work at ferreo rocher, they'll be really spoiling us! (at the ambassodor's reception of course) Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
touché Jo, the ambasador really spoils everyone with his balls
touché Jo, the ambasador really spoils everyone with his balls
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
My mums been emailing pics of herself?! I knew it... the hussy... ever since she asked me how to use the webcam shes been acting funny...
Steaks.... stop talking about balls in my thread... oh wiat... carry on!
I always hated how everyone had a poke and a prod at his balls, many have a quick munch, and yet the ball tower still looked perfect. How does he keep his balls looking so nice!?
My mums been emailing pics of herself?! I knew it... the hussy... ever since she asked me how to use the webcam shes been acting funny...
Steaks.... stop talking about balls in my thread... oh wiat... carry on!
I always hated how everyone had a poke and a prod at his balls, many have a quick munch, and yet the ball tower still looked perfect. How does he keep his balls looking so nice!?
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
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