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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
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Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
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YOU had best be going to play my sweet! xxx
YOU had best be going to play my sweet! xxx
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Posted:
Buggrit.
I missed BB. The one time it was worth watching it.
Buggrit.
I missed BB. The one time it was worth watching it.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
LMSP... I shall be there! Cant wait. My exams are all over on tuesday so I am a freeeeeeeee man! WOOO!
Joe, you can do a science degree, but even then you'd still have no idea what i'm on about, no one does
Lil world of my own...
...Henry....
I WAS ON TV! For like, 4 secs
I even posed at the camera I think
But ye, was alright, but like you have to wait AGES to get in (but you do get frisked which is always a plus) ... when I say ages I mean about 1 and a half hours... queuein.... eugh.
Theeen you get in, and it gets good, meet davina and dermot (davina is a ledge) and thennnn you do the cheering and the booing and the "please dont throw stuff no matter how much you hate them" bit...
Was a bit miffed tho for 2 reasons... 1 cos we had priority tickets, but because it was so busy, they didnt do they priority people, surely the fact it was busier meant that its more important to do priority but NOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOO. So I had to stand around for ages. And 2, if we had been 50 ppl ahead in the queue, I would have been on the house side of the walk way, if I had been 50 ppl behind where I was in the queue, I would have been facing the house leaning over the fence. Instead, i was situated next to the stairs so ye... poo.
LMSP... I shall be there! Cant wait. My exams are all over on tuesday so I am a freeeeeeeee man! WOOO!
Joe, you can do a science degree, but even then you'd still have no idea what i'm on about, no one does
Lil world of my own......Henry....
I WAS ON TV! For like, 4 secs I even posed at the camera I think
But ye, was alright, but like you have to wait AGES to get in (but you do get frisked which is always a plus) ... when I say ages I mean about 1 and a half hours... queuein.... eugh.
Theeen you get in, and it gets good, meet davina and dermot (davina is a ledge) and thennnn you do the cheering and the booing and the "please dont throw stuff no matter how much you hate them" bit...
Was a bit miffed tho for 2 reasons... 1 cos we had priority tickets, but because it was so busy, they didnt do they priority people, surely the fact it was busier meant that its more important to do priority but NOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOO. So I had to stand around for ages. And 2, if we had been 50 ppl ahead in the queue, I would have been on the house side of the walk way, if I had been 50 ppl behind where I was in the queue, I would have been facing the house leaning over the fence. Instead, i was situated next to the stairs so ye... poo.
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
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Posted:
you were on bb? woooooo!
or it would be woooo if i had been watching it. damn my lack of access to televisions!
how are u maif? long time no type..ill try to catch u on msn sooooon!
you were on bb? woooooo!
or it would be woooo if i had been watching it. damn my lack of access to televisions!
how are u maif? long time no type..ill try to catch u on msn sooooon!
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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Posted:
Careful boasting about being on BB, it might stop you appearing on a real T.V. show
I didn't think you had anyidea what you were on about to Joe either, but didn't want to say anything at the time 
Careful boasting about being on BB, it might stop you appearing on a real T.V. show
I didn't think you had anyidea what you were on about to Joe either, but didn't want to say anything at the time
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Steaks I've told you time and time again! You being on crimewatch wasn't a good thing!
Written by: steaks
it might stop you appearing on a real T.V. show
Steaks I've told you time and time again! You being on crimewatch wasn't a good thing!
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2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
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Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
I knew a girl from school called marie who went on big brother, she was waving a big banner that said Give Nush the Push.
Oh you got to see dermot, is he as sexy in real life as on tv?
I knew a girl from school called marie who went on big brother, she was waving a big banner that said Give Nush the Push.
Oh you got to see dermot, is he as sexy in real life as on tv?
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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I know, but at least people recognise and remember me for it. Anyway all the charges were dropped.
Written by: AsenaWritten by: steaks
it might stop you appearing on a real T.V. show
Steaks I've told you time and time again! You being on crimewatch wasn't a good thing!
I know, but at least people recognise and remember me for it. Anyway all the charges were dropped.
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Brown
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Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
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Posted:
Good Luck for you exam matt:)
just rememer to draw a bacteria ------> o
hehe
Good Luck for you exam matt:)
just rememer to draw a bacteria ------> o
hehe
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Fank oo
so if thats prokaryotic... o
is this eukaryotic? 0
...this ones a sperm o~~
Wow, i'm soooo mature!
Fank oo
so if thats prokaryotic... o
is this eukaryotic? 0
...this ones a sperm o~~
Wow, i'm soooo mature!
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prokaryotick and eukaryotic cells came up in my bio exam today.
Joy.
prokaryotick and eukaryotic cells came up in my bio exam today.
Joy.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oooooooo did it?
was it hard henry?
Oooooooo did it?
was it hard henry?
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Of course, I did spell it right in the exam.
Yeah, it was alright I guess. I did two papers, the second being the easier.
And the cell question was only brief. Basically asking me the difference between the two.
Of course, I did spell it right in the exam.
Yeah, it was alright I guess. I did two papers, the second being the easier.
And the cell question was only brief. Basically asking me the difference between the two.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
O... I wasn't talking about your exam
but well done boyo
I gots my last exam tomorrow *does a lil jig*
O... I wasn't talking about your exam
but well done boyo
I gots my last exam tomorrow *does a lil jig*
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I kinda got that as soon as I posted.
I was all... "heh... hard... oh wait.. Oh... Ohhhhhhhhh.. Haaaaaard. Haha!"
Flirtatious git.
Written by: Asena
O... I wasn't talking about your exam
I kinda got that as soon as I posted.
I was all... "heh... hard... oh wait.. Oh... Ohhhhhhhhh.. Haaaaaard. Haha!"
Flirtatious git.
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Way to go on almost finishing your exams Matt
Way to go on almost finishing your exams Matt
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Finishing yay!
Passing? Emmmmm, i'll get back to you on that one
Me? Flirtatious? Never!
Finishing yay!
Passing? Emmmmm, i'll get back to you on that one
Me? Flirtatious? Never!
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Brown
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Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
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Posted:
oooooo did someone say bacteria?!?!
wooo!
GO BACTERIA!
FRD: im a supposedly a microbiologist and i dont spell any of them rite most of the time! lol usualy just use EUK and PRO lol
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oooooo did someone say bacteria?!?!
wooo!
GO BACTERIA!
FRD: im a supposedly a microbiologist and i dont spell any of them rite most of the time! lol usualy just use EUK and PRO lol
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Boredom... Its a funny thing...
With my friends and my launcher we set out to find out how much it hurts when a fist sized water bomb is launched point blank at someone... The first try was performed with the protection of an Ambulance service stab vest and a high vis jacket. NOT particularly painful... so the stab vest was removed... The second time... was, more painful
But its all part of the learning curve me thinks
Me screaming like a girl
Boredom... Its a funny thing...
With my friends and my launcher we set out to find out how much it hurts when a fist sized water bomb is launched point blank at someone... The first try was performed with the protection of an Ambulance service stab vest and a high vis jacket. NOT particularly painful... so the stab vest was removed... The second time... was, more painful
But its all part of the learning curve me thinks
Me screaming like a girl
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Posted:
plank!!!!!
plank!!!!! SILVER Member
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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Posted:
Should I ask what possesed you lot to try that? Matt you should have had an idea how much that would hurt after playing with Mynci's catapult at Fal5
Should I ask what possesed you lot to try that? Matt you should have had an idea how much that would hurt after playing with Mynci's catapult at Fal5
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Location: in the trees
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i can imagine matt with a loaded catapault, aiming with his thumb and hitting said thumb when the catapault is fired.............................good bye the tip of your thumb
i can imagine matt with a loaded catapault, aiming with his thumb and hitting said thumb when the catapault is fired.............................good bye the tip of your thumb I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
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Location: Horsham
Posted:
hahahaha, made me laugh no end.
especially when she said it was the second attempt.
where did u get the stab vests from?
i thought they were all a bunch of paramedics!
nice one manish, i bet there was a grin on your face when u heard the 'oh
' moments before impact.
hahahaha, made me laugh no end.
especially when she said it was the second attempt.
where did u get the stab vests from?
i thought they were all a bunch of paramedics!
nice one manish, i bet there was a grin on your face when u heard the 'oh
' moments before impact. Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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Posted:
you mean................matts actually done that
you mean................matts actually done that SILVER Member
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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Posted:
Al, Matt is the one in the video wearing the high-vis jacket.
and Pretz, I hear that paramedics in and around parts of london get them with the gren jumpsuits as well
Al, Matt is the one in the video wearing the high-vis jacket.
and Pretz, I hear that paramedics in and around parts of london get them with the gren jumpsuits as well
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Stab vests are standard issue to all London ambulance service...
Which is good cos simon and claire keep getting called out to Psychos, one of my friends got assaulted on shift the other day... she punched him in the face and bit his leg so he strapped her down to the stretcher lol... Good work I say...
On another note.. my back hurts
Stab vests are standard issue to all London ambulance service...
Which is good cos simon and claire keep getting called out to Psychos, one of my friends got assaulted on shift the other day... she punched him in the face and bit his leg so he strapped her down to the stretcher lol... Good work I say...
On another note.. my back hurts
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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Posted:
thats your stupid fault for allowing a bunch of students fo fire a high powered catapult at point blank range into your back
As for the strapping, it's a sad world when people providing an expected public service have to resort to such measures for their own safetey. And they are just more reasonsfor me to not move to London.
thats your stupid fault for allowing a bunch of students fo fire a high powered catapult at point blank range into your back
As for the strapping, it's a sad world when people providing an expected public service have to resort to such measures for their own safetey. And they are just more reasonsfor me to not move to London.
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Brown
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Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
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Posted:
LOL!
that was so much fun! lets do it again sometime matt!
hopeyour back gets better soon, or we can just do the front anyway! you know what to expect now....haha
:P
LOL!
that was so much fun! lets do it again sometime matt!
hopeyour back gets better soon, or we can just do the front anyway! you know what to expect now....haha
:P
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I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
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Posted:
whoa stab vests! thats extreme. and i cant believe you have to strap people down who are biting you when you try to help them, thats awful.
i remember you saying that in your fist year somebody got stabbed in the head with a fork!
i wouldnt want to be a paramedic in london!!!
whoa stab vests! thats extreme. and i cant believe you have to strap people down who are biting you when you try to help them, thats awful.
i remember you saying that in your fist year somebody got stabbed in the head with a fork!
i wouldnt want to be a paramedic in london!!!
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old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
His fist year? Only Matty could have such a thing.......
Honey you need to put some arnica cream on it- brings the bruising out quicker.
11 days until play. I'm scared. Will you give me a big cuddle when you see me?
His fist year? Only Matty could have such a thing.......
Honey you need to put some arnica cream on it- brings the bruising out quicker.
11 days until play. I'm scared. Will you give me a big cuddle when you see me?
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