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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
Coool new avatar miss pants! First time I saw it was in here
Coool new avatar miss pants! First time I saw it was in here
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
matt has accesories, he has a butt catt.
he keeps it on a stick and puts it in mini white thigh high kinky boots!
matt has accesories, he has a butt catt.
he keeps it on a stick and puts it in mini white thigh high kinky boots!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
My butt cat rules... she is the king of butt cats... freya, where ever did you find this thread? I bet it was covered in dust....
I'm tired
Been cycling today... and then spinning... then shopping... wanna sleep but I think I'm going for a burn on Campus later...
My butt cat rules... she is the king of butt cats... freya, where ever did you find this thread? I bet it was covered in dust....
I'm tired
Been cycling today... and then spinning... then shopping... wanna sleep but I think I'm going for a burn on Campus later...
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
matt you really know how to make a guy jelous, i haven't been cycling properly in over 18 months. only actually been on a bike once in that time (thanks terri
)
matt you really know how to make a guy jelous, i haven't been cycling properly in over 18 months. only actually been on a bike once in that time (thanks terri
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Did you just call Terri a bike?!
Did you just call Terri a bike?!
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
no she's one of the manchester spinners who let me ride her bike at the last meet, i just can't remember what her name is on hop
no she's one of the manchester spinners who let me ride her bike at the last meet, i just can't remember what her name is on hop
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Bad steaks 
LENord, sorry I snapped at you the other night, I'm on my period
But its over now... Man I'm tired, and i have a back ache... blah bloo blee bliggo....
Bad steaks LENord, sorry I snapped at you the other night, I'm on my period
But its over now... Man I'm tired, and i have a back ache... blah bloo blee bliggo....
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
i find crabs are a good cure for backache.
try it.
i find crabs are a good cure for backache.
try it.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Freya, I already have crabs... from your brother
Tell him thanks.
I got fotos to prove it... wanna see??
Freya, I already have crabs... from your brother
Tell him thanks.
I got fotos to prove it... wanna see??
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
oooh, you've been getting jiggy with alan?
and i never new, what will hannah say.
ooh you know i can never resist a photo!
oooh, you've been getting jiggy with alan? and i never new, what will hannah say.
ooh you know i can never resist a photo!
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
of you brother... you are wrong frez... on so many levels....
Crisp? There cheese savouries, and they are yum yum
of you brother... you are wrong frez... on so many levels....
Crisp? There cheese savouries, and they are yum yum
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
crisp? i remember you have crispy buttocks that may well be cheezy.
but im willing to take that risk for all thinks yum yum
crisp? i remember you have crispy buttocks that may well be cheezy.
but im willing to take that risk for all thinks yum yum
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I have very nice buttocks... or so I've been told
Freya, I dont like you anymore
I have very nice buttocks... or so I've been told
Freya, I dont like you anymore
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Awww, thats not very nice.
Awww, thats not very nice.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Matty moo...I am so used to moody men right now, don't worry about it
Bleh, cheesy crisps......cute ass though.....
Matty moo...I am so used to moody men right now, don't worry about it
Bleh, cheesy crisps......cute ass though.....
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cheese? And heres me thinking matt would prefere ready salty, I mean salted.
Cheese? And heres me thinking matt would prefere ready salty, I mean salted.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Matts fave meal: salty sausage with cheesy balls.....followed by chocolate pudding?
Matts fave meal: salty sausage with cheesy balls.....followed by chocolate pudding?
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
awww, not my friend anymore.
did u have delusions of grandure and think we were friends in the first place??
i have much pity for you, ooh and also i have some diet coke for you, your favourite!
*hands over the coca cola*
am i forgiven? or do i need to throw in some monstermunch?
awww, not my friend anymore.
did u have delusions of grandure and think we were friends in the first place??
i have much pity for you, ooh and also i have some diet coke for you, your favourite!
*hands over the coca cola*
am i forgiven? or do i need to throw in some monstermunch?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Munnnnnster MUNCH! hmmmmmmmmmmmm....
You know how to wooo me freya
Len, I'm guessing P is that moody man? Just poke him a few times with a big stick
And Joe and Len, you two are nasty.... I'll eat anything, so long as its not tuna
Munnnnnster MUNCH! hmmmmmmmmmmmm....
You know how to wooo me freya
Len, I'm guessing P is that moody man? Just poke him a few times with a big stick
And Joe and Len, you two are nasty.... I'll eat anything, so long as its not tuna
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
oooh yes. i know how to woo yooo.
*hands over the monsterMUNCH*
i even got the 'flamin hot' ones.
i'm too good for you!
how did your presentation go the other day?
get everything done?
oooh yes. i know how to woo yooo.
*hands over the monsterMUNCH*
i even got the 'flamin hot' ones.
i'm too good for you!
how did your presentation go the other day?
get everything done?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
what about prawn Asena?
what about prawn Asena?
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I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
or pheasant?
or pheasant?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
PRAWN!!!
PRAWN!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Gah!
Written by: linden rathen
what about prawn Asena?
Gah!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
I don't even know the joke...but I can guess. Ew.
I don't even know the joke...but I can guess. Ew.
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
SILVER Member
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Official Nutella Fan Club
Go Nutella!
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
i dont understand either, meh!
i dont understand either, meh!
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hee hee - as im sure someone will tell you - its better that way
hee hee - as im sure someone will tell you - its better that way
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Break her in gently... shes new
Altho, the skanky ho likes it dirty...
Especially when you old her down and make her watch scrubs
eh freya ?
Break her in gently... shes new
Altho, the skanky ho likes it dirty...
Especially when you old her down and make her watch scrubs
eh freya
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lol ive had various threats of what will happen to me should i ever tell the prawn joke to someone who didnt ask to hear it first or in public
lol ive had various threats of what will happen to me should i ever tell the prawn joke to someone who didnt ask to hear it first or in public
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