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Login/Join to ParticipateWoman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
Posted:
I would have use the template to introduce myself but the creative person in me (her names Alix and she doesn't like being there) would have meant I'd found that frustrating
Ok I'll get to the Important stuff first, Nutella all the way, marmite is one of my pet hates and vegemite just smells bad
I've not been doing poi for very long, only something like 4 months and I'm quite proud of how much I have learnt in such a short space of time (although Twat has already outdone me and its only cos of me that he knows what it is) and I've never done fire poi because I can't afford a set and I'm pretty scared, although I have done poi with cabbage (I bet not many of you have done that)
My name is Bridget (yes you can make jokes about my dairy if you want)
My favorite colour is red, but not garish red sorta browny red
My favorite band( we might be here a wile there's lots)....em....placebo...NIN....JOJ and tori amos.....oh and rasputina and I'm partial to a bit of alanis morrisette as well
Favorite saying has to be keep youre friends close and youre enemies closer, mainly because it means my friends will get paranoid and try harder
Plans for the future....em... I want to go to UNI if i get the grades to study english and journalism (even though I cant spell) and all in all I'd like to be a magasine journalist, preferably music.
Favorite film has to be phantom of the opera and donne darko and the crow and the little princess (I'm not very good at just enjoying one thing)
Favorite food....well I like all of it
I enjoy writing and drawing more than anything and I'm doing Art, English lit and History A levels
I think thats about it anything else you want to know about me feel free to ask
luv ya all
Bridget x
I would have use the template to introduce myself but the creative person in me (her names Alix and she doesn't like being there) would have meant I'd found that frustrating
Ok I'll get to the Important stuff first, Nutella all the way, marmite is one of my pet hates and vegemite just smells bad
I've not been doing poi for very long, only something like 4 months and I'm quite proud of how much I have learnt in such a short space of time (although Twat has already outdone me and its only cos of me that he knows what it is) and I've never done fire poi because I can't afford a set and I'm pretty scared, although I have done poi with cabbage (I bet not many of you have done that)
My name is Bridget (yes you can make jokes about my dairy if you want)
My favorite colour is red, but not garish red sorta browny red
My favorite band( we might be here a wile there's lots)....em....placebo...NIN....JOJ and tori amos.....oh and rasputina and I'm partial to a bit of alanis morrisette as well
Favorite saying has to be keep youre friends close and youre enemies closer, mainly because it means my friends will get paranoid and try harder
Plans for the future....em... I want to go to UNI if i get the grades to study english and journalism (even though I cant spell) and all in all I'd like to be a magasine journalist, preferably music.
Favorite film has to be phantom of the opera and donne darko and the crow and the little princess (I'm not very good at just enjoying one thing)
Favorite food....well I like all of it
I enjoy writing and drawing more than anything and I'm doing Art, English lit and History A levels
I think thats about it anything else you want to know about me feel free to ask
luv ya all
Bridget x
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hello and
appologese for letting this sink so far with out a responce *cuddles* can you forgive us?
where are you thinking of studying?
and make sure you keep your eyebrows lint free
hello and
appologese for letting this sink so far with out a responce *cuddles* can you forgive us?
where are you thinking of studying?
and make sure you keep your eyebrows lint free
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Hello and welcome to HOP! 
I dont know any dairy jokes...
Questions:
Well apart from the obvious, whats with the name?
What is on the top shelf of your fridge?
Do you or have you ever owned any pets?
If so,what were their names?
Which uni do you want to go to?
Hello and welcome to HOP! I dont know any dairy jokes...
Questions:
Well apart from the obvious, whats with the name?
What is on the top shelf of your fridge?
Do you or have you ever owned any pets?
If so,what were their names?
Which uni do you want to go to?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
and why?
(just why in general)
and why?
(just why in general)
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Meep
166 posts
Location: I'm lost
166 posts
Location: I'm lost
Posted:
NIN and Tori Amos are great.
*hugs
NIN and Tori Amos are great.
*hugs
All matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration. Life is but a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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addict
584 posts
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
addict
584 posts
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
Posted:
welcome! What's your middle name?
welcome! What's your middle name?
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
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member
110 posts
Location: Scunthorpe, United Kingdom
member
110 posts
Location: Scunthorpe, United Kingdom
Posted:
HIYA DARLIN!!!!!
im not outdoing you, im just on par with you and thats only because i dont have anything else to do with my time so i go outside and do a bit of spinning every day. i promise i will come see you soon and we will do poi in queens this time or that new place you was talkin about where there will be other people, that way i cant get distracted.
we are off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz
HIYA DARLIN!!!!!
im not outdoing you, im just on par with you and thats only because i dont have anything else to do with my time so i go outside and do a bit of spinning every day. i promise i will come see you soon and we will do poi in queens this time or that new place you was talkin about where there will be other people, that way i cant get distracted.we are off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz
How do paracetamol know where the pain is???
old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hello. Welcom to HoP.
I offer you a large slice of freshly baked chocolate cake, wwith tasty things on top.
Hello. Welcom to HoP.
I offer you a large slice of freshly baked chocolate cake, wwith tasty things on top.
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hello. Welcom to HoP.
I offer you a large slice of freshly baked chocolate cake, wwith tasty things on top.
Hello. Welcom to HoP.
I offer you a large slice of freshly baked chocolate cake, wwith tasty things on top.
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Woman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
Posted:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cake is good, is it home made?
and the name is a pun, my initals r BJ ans that name always lets the mind wander (also ive been told its true)
on the top shelf of my fridge are jams and stuff like that, and some sourcrought ( Im scared that I remebered streight away)
I dont have any pets at the moment but in the past Ive had rabbits, guinnie pigs and a hamster called cookie, oh and i grew up with a dog called wolton (named afterthe village he was born in) but he used to live with my dad
I want to go to demontford uni to study english and journalism or nottingha trent to study enlish and creative writing
and I dont have a middle name, a tradition in my family that saves a lot of embarrassment
If anyone whants to check out any of my writing or drawings my Blog is www.myartisticbabble.blogspot.com
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cake is good, is it home made?
and the name is a pun, my initals r BJ ans that name always lets the mind wander (also ive been told its true)
on the top shelf of my fridge are jams and stuff like that, and some sourcrought ( Im scared that I remebered streight away)
I dont have any pets at the moment but in the past Ive had rabbits, guinnie pigs and a hamster called cookie, oh and i grew up with a dog called wolton (named afterthe village he was born in) but he used to live with my dad
I want to go to demontford uni to study english and journalism or nottingha trent to study enlish and creative writing
and I dont have a middle name, a tradition in my family that saves a lot of embarrassment
If anyone whants to check out any of my writing or drawings my Blog is www.myartisticbabble.blogspot.com
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
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member
110 posts
Location: Scunthorpe, United Kingdom
member
110 posts
Location: Scunthorpe, United Kingdom
Posted:
tis very true!!! not that i would do anything like that or know what you are talkin about
im sweet and innocent. woudl you like some vodka? id offer you somethign else but vodka is all i own
tis very true!!! not that i would do anything like that or know what you are talkin about
im sweet and innocent. woudl you like some vodka? id offer you somethign else but vodka is all i own How do paracetamol know where the pain is???
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
hello!!
Welcome to HoP 
Would you like some Spaghetti Bolgonase and a massage?
Me and Ed are in charge of the regular hull meets which will be have its first meet this sunday in queens gardens, it is possible after that it will be moved to a friday night finishing around 10 so can then go to spiders afterwards, where do u guys spin cos ive never seen you around?
hello!!
Welcome to HoP
Would you like some Spaghetti Bolgonase and a massage?
Me and Ed are in charge of the regular hull meets which will be have its first meet this sunday in queens gardens, it is possible after that it will be moved to a friday night finishing around 10 so can then go to spiders afterwards, where do u guys spin cos ive never seen you around?
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
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now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello, welcome to hOP!!
Hello, welcome to hOP!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
BRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
Hello!! Welcome to HoP!!
I'm Ed. I'm at Hull uni. I notice somebody said something about spinning in queens' next time... Which Queens is that? I only ask because Will and I are sorting out some firey meet ups in Queen's Gardens of Hull.
Hello!! Welcome to HoP!!
I'm Ed. I'm at Hull uni. I notice somebody said something about spinning in queens' next time... Which Queens is that? I only ask because Will and I are sorting out some firey meet ups in Queen's Gardens of Hull.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Clubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
Posted:
forgive the madness of everyone else!
forgive the madness of everyone else! ah wah wah wah a wah wah
Woman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
Posted:
ohhh yey i would love spagetti bolognase and a massage (but please dont combine the two, that would b messy)
N pyrowill I dont really spin much cos I'v only just started and am ALWAYS busy, and really not good enough to have the courage to do anything in front of anyone other than twat, but i'll start coming to the meets in queens sometimes, see if i can get any tips.
N hi bac Ed, what r u studyng at UNI?
ohhh yey i would love spagetti bolognase and a massage (but please dont combine the two, that would b messy)
N pyrowill I dont really spin much cos I'v only just started and am ALWAYS busy, and really not good enough to have the courage to do anything in front of anyone other than twat, but i'll start coming to the meets in queens sometimes, see if i can get any tips.
N hi bac Ed, what r u studyng at UNI?
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
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the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
Posted:
eep...are the phone boxes white in hull?
eep...are the phone boxes white in hull?
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Posted:
Well, they're more of a beige colour...
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Bridget - When we meet, we don't exactly watch, study and make a critique on your every spinning move, tis just a good time, and a good place to learn something new... and apparently, there is rumour the next one is somewhere in Cottingham, or so I heard...
Well, they're more of a beige colour...
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Bridget - When we meet, we don't exactly watch, study and make a critique on your every spinning move, tis just a good time, and a good place to learn something new... and apparently, there is rumour the next one is somewhere in Cottingham, or so I heard...
Willy - is bad for your health...
Woman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
Posted:
damit I cant get to cottingham....hum.... unless I get the consoritum bus but that means I'd only b able to come if its a weekday....humm.
n I know you wouldnt udge n stuff but Im sevearly paranoid
and aome of the phone boxes are metal colour.... and weird shaped
damit I cant get to cottingham....hum.... unless I get the consoritum bus but that means I'd only b able to come if its a weekday....humm.
n I know you wouldnt udge n stuff but Im sevearly paranoid
and aome of the phone boxes are metal colour.... and weird shaped
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Posted:
The 105 goes straigtht from Bond Street into Cottingham, straight past our hall of residence, with a nice large field to juggle in.
The 105 goes straigtht from Bond Street into Cottingham, straight past our hall of residence, with a nice large field to juggle in.
Willy - is bad for your health...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
S'alright. Will and Ed are rubbish at spinning and don't like showing off in front of people either.
Honest
Written by: thegreatBJ
n I know you wouldnt udge n stuff but Im sevearly paranoid
S'alright. Will and Ed are rubbish at spinning and don't like showing off in front of people either.
Honest
Meh
BRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
be careful of Cantus when he's drunk...
He has a tendency to try and kiss the boys in front of everyone, and upset civilians in the process...
be careful of Cantus when he's drunk...
He has a tendency to try and kiss the boys in front of everyone, and upset civilians in the process...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm never drinking again.
Well not 'til next time anyway....
Hold on, I do not have a tendency. Usually i'm very choosy. Anyway you were looking cute that night Ed
I'm never drinking again.
Well not 'til next time anyway....
Hold on, I do not have a tendency. Usually i'm very choosy. Anyway you were looking cute that night Ed
Meh
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Apparently you are a great BJ...
Apparently you are a great BJ...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
oh mike as if your confused 
here was i thinking you where mitch but you can smoke anyway
oh mike as if your confused here was i thinking you where mitch but you can smoke anyway
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I'm not confused.
Just...wondering if it's true.
Here, love, have some peanut butter.
I'm not confused.
Just...wondering if it's true.
Here, love, have some peanut butter.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Must be true Mike. It says so in parenthesis and also in brackets.
Written by: thegreatBJ
and the name is a pun, my initals r BJ ans that name always lets the mind wander (also ive been told its true)
Must be true Mike. It says so in parenthesis
and also in brackets. Meh
Woman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
Posted:
apparently...ive never experianced it myself
and i dont live in hull so it would mean taking two buses to b able to get to cot.....ohh no wait the 153 goes through cottingham doesnt it?
Written by: Doc Lightning
Apparently you are a great BJ...
apparently...ive never experianced it myself
and i dont live in hull so it would mean taking two buses to b able to get to cot.....ohh no wait the 153 goes through cottingham doesnt it?
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Posted:
53 East Hull to Cottingham
Destinations:
Cottingham - Bricknell Avenue - University - Hull - Lambwath Road - Saltshouse Road
Not sure if thats the one youre thinking. A location for the next meet hasn't been announced yet though...
53 East Hull to Cottingham
Destinations:
Cottingham - Bricknell Avenue - University - Hull - Lambwath Road - Saltshouse Road
Not sure if thats the one youre thinking. A location for the next meet hasn't been announced yet though...
Willy - is bad for your health...
Woman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
Posted:
i feel slightly patronised.....but im not sure why?
and yey everyone is offering food....i'll have lots of food please.... food is good
Written by: CantusWritten by: thegreatBJ
and the name is a pun, my initals r BJ ans that name always lets the mind wander (also ive been told its true)
Must be true Mike. It says so in parenthesis
i feel slightly patronised.....but im not sure why?
and yey everyone is offering food....i'll have lots of food please.... food is good
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
you are all naughty and deserve a whipping with rolled up newpapers.
'cept for BJ :claps my hands protectively around her ears::
you are all naughty and deserve a whipping with rolled up newpapers.
'cept for BJ :claps my hands protectively around her ears::
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