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A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

You'll find me on the dance floor

Written by: Mynci

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oh and dogs dressed as tigger.... sides still hurt

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finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Written by: Mynci

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mine (and I know people aren't gonna find this funny coz out of context )
was:
it's not blu its aqua marine...

her voice was sooo funny and it made me laugh for the first time in ages..
so what funny thing have you heard recently???

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"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

Written by: FIRE_SPINNER

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hahaha this is my favourite recently

As seen in a cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre, little, dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded....

must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair.... must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.

Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."...must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.
He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, must be an informant because he speaks with my captors regularly. I'm certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement, in the metal room, his safety is assured, for now.

I can wait, though, it's only a matter of time.......

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Willy - is bad for your health...

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley