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My Computer is Broken and this is my first post on Home Of Poi. Im Saying Hello To Anyone And Everyone! My Name Is Doug!
Hello! 
EDITED_BY: Just Another Clown (1147426771)
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
After my exams I'll be doing nothing but earning for a year
Thank the lord for high paid placements
former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
you get paid on placements these days? damn i missed a trick there
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
you did indeed
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former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Never mind I'll still retire to a remote island no one knows when I am 40
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Location: London
Your taking me with you. I will be able to power your home for free.And we can have a great time. We can run a small taberna overlooking the beach. We can marry the local beautiful twins and enjoy life.
Whatcha think?
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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former manc tour guide
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two problems: (i) a taberna draws people and so means there is a posability people will find me (defys the point of disapearing) (ii) marrying twins will mean I am related to you, not something I fancy, that and I am against marriage so don't intend on marrying anyone ever.
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Location: London
*poke*
you can still take me
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
im sure steaks can take you doug but im not sure hes into that.....
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former manc tour guide
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How did you guess Sam?
Although I can think of a great number of HoPers i would be willing to take, but that's another story
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
What do you mean no! I think I can guess one or two you would take.....Is it Mollydog?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: Just Another Clown
Your taking me with you. I will be able to power your home for free.And we can have a great time. We can run a small taberna overlooking the beach. We can marry the local beautiful twins and enjoy life.
Whatcha think?
NO!! Come to Hawaii with me, marie, Sam and the two Lee's!
You can marry me!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
What happens to your current wife?
How you doing Doug? Are you still coming to the Brighton spin? You better mister!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Location: London
Is that a proposal blu
and i accept. I ACCEPT (thats if my owner will alow me)Im sure i can make the brighton spin. But i don't know much about it. Only that its in brighton.
Well if steaks cant have me, im sure that someone more deserving can take me and we can live on a small island where its sunny all day and theres never a cloud in the sky. We can build a large building where HoPpers can visit and rest and forget about the hassles of life and then can resort to a BBQ at night under a blanket of stars. Thats sounds sooo good:D
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
boo hehe hey you!! still shocked you shaved your hair off
grow it back...please...please.....please!!!!!!!!!! love ya byesemma
xxxxxx
Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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I wanna go to brighton
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
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why is that bad?
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
i cant go
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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I wanna go to Brighton too! Damn prior commitments!!!!
Hey Doug... If steaks can't take ya......
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then I guess you're stuck here with us then...
'One of us! One of Us! *teeheeheehee teeheeheehee*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
oh i miss read
Actually back on HoP guys ...
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Theres a thread up in events for the Brighton spin Doug, have a peek. And the answer is yes, you are coming, and yes you will love it.
Well Tink/Dave you should come to Brighton. Commitments Shmitments...it's going to be a lot of fun!!!
Yes Doug, thats a proposal!!! Your owner will allow you...I own her!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Doug, I dunno bout living on an island, but I have a great 3 bed semi in hatfield? Come share
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Well Lois, those prior commitments have already been paid for so I don't think dropping out is an option really! I promise I will visit you guys soon though!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ok ok....
In all fairness I'm going to the theatre Sunday night for a few hours so everyone will be left in Lee's 'capable' hands for a while. "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
You have no idea how much that sentence instilled a sense of dread in my very being...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Devil May Cry
327 posts
Location: Manchester / London, United Kingdom
wait when u say "capable" and "hands"....im thinking of a bouncer tpe person.....
with Neon 
I give hope to others but I keep none for myself.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
You're right, I may have to put Mynci incharge instead! "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Ought! You cheeky sod. Do you know what I'm doing for them few hours? I’m taking everyone to the cinema to watch X-men 3
......If we have any spare time after I want to take them to a god awful tranny bar or something Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Baby Lee...need I remind you that some people will be under the legal age limit? That means anything else you may have planned for those few hours will probably be illigal, also Little Dom will be with us. You cant exclude some people...
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"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Do you really think I would take a 2 year old to a tranny bar and on that note is there even a tranny bar in Brighton? Come on you must of know it was a joke following the "will be left in Lee's 'capable' hands for a while
" comment. Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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