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My Computer is Broken and this is my first post on Home Of Poi. Im Saying Hello To Anyone And Everyone! My Name Is Doug!
Hello! 
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Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I'm with Marie, Doug is the DUDE!!!
I'm going to go on a 6 week African drumming course when I get back from Spain buddy, so you better hurry up and get yourself a drum so you can be better then me for the next time we meet
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
who me or the douglette?
hmmm if i had the money id go get a drum
then again if i had the money id get a lot of things....
like a marmot ridding an armoured elephant
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Or a pink striped zebra that’s having an identity crises. How I have longed for one of them.......
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
hee hee
i'd prefer a large green 14 legged space hopper with a purple paint can containing red paint back
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Or you know you could always go for MY DRUM, MY DRUM....MY DRUM, MY DRUM!!!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I have to live with him...im learning to hate that frigging drum!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Location: London
Nice to see that some people love me!
Im having such a tiresome day. Work,Work,Work followed by a concert tonight
that i don't raelly want to go to. The drum is awesome and i do admit unless lee can only do 'MY DRUM MY DRUM. MY DRUM' thats got to get rather annoying. But i will be better than you!
Lee: is nana moon nice?
Love you all xXx
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I do it just to piss everyone off
MY DRUM, MY DRUM......No seriously I haven't even played it since I got back.
To tell the truth she didn't really seem to be all there, bless. Her friend had just died though so that might be why. He was one of the first drag queens do come about in England. I saw her at a tribute thingy for him. I swear to god she was trying to get in my sisters knickers thou, the dirty cow.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
for no purpose other than because i can (copy and paste spike milligan's poem that is
) hope the concert isnt that bad mate take care and ill see you soon back
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
love youuuuu x x x
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
It could be worse...you could be an armadillo. I love the way they walk though...more of a waddle...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
i still think armadillos should roll everywhere....
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
no way!!! Their waddle is the only saving grace to a creature that is crunchy on the outside and squidgy on the inside....
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
unlike most creatures that are just squidgy
anyway armadillos would look awsome rolling about the place
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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remember that old Dime advert about armadilos?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
yup
wonder what armadillo tastes like... chicken probably - pretty much anything can be made to taste of chicken - except tofu or quorn - odd that......
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Sam i totaly forgot about the picture of a marmaset riding an elephant in full battle regalia, shame dom tore it up
and im with matt, doug is funny looknig
only joking mate, you rock!
and i am gonna try to borrow a fiberglass djembe from work if i can make to to play
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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The advantage of Armadillo is that it comes with a ready made serving dish and you can have after dinner game of bowles
How's the leg me boy?
And Sam - I LOVE tofu although that comes with being raised on it as a kid. I suppose as a meat substitue it can taste bland but cooked properly (with or without meat) it can be lovely...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
my leg is fine, but may not be so fine tomorrow, as seye has a slack line for the mini meet tonight, which will be interesting, esp as i have my op on friday morning
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
im not saying tofu cant taste nice - had nice vegitarian chinese on sunday night im just saying that it must be one of the few things that never tastes like chicken
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Douglette, just to let you know, I've gone for a shower
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Quick! steal his clothes and towel.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: steaks
and im with matt, doug is funny looknig
Not true!!! Doug is pretty!!!!!!He was the prettiest boy at Fal5!!! oh..um...next to Lee ofcourse *flinches*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Thanks babe*puts raised hand down*
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
you know i just cant imagine that situation - maybe the other way round... ah yes much easier
just because hes pretty doesnt mean he cant be funny looking as well
bit like a pretty cake - in the shape of a splatfunny looking but pretty
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ok, well when you put it like that....What do you mean you cant imagine that situation? You don't know what goes on behind closed doors!!! I may look a little intimidating and moan alot (he moans back you know) but I have never hit anyone in my life!! We'll at least not in that kind of way.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Written by: linden rathen
Quick! steal his clothes and towel.
You really wouldnt wanna do that, I am comparible to mr burns naked
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
"Hello Smithers, you are good at turning me on"
"you should probably ignore that"
Hehe, I love the simpsons
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
hee hee
simpsons is damn good
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
I was never allowed to watch simpsons growing up
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