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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*chases Adya* Come here ....
*quickly stops to watch Fox instead
WOO HOO
*chases Adya* Come here ....
*quickly stops to watch Fox instead
WOO HOO
back
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
*bounces away again*
*bounces away again*
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
*watches bemused from the sidelines*
*watches bemused from the sidelines*
Meh
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
*joins Cantus*
*joins Cantus*
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
vaguely to his fellow observing compatriots*Nice in here, aint it?
vaguely to his fellow observing compatriots*Nice in here, aint it?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Good to see you at the weekend Mr Fraggle. I think maybe you should NOT let Gayle baby sit Bugis again as she is corrupting him fast! Naughty little monkey kept on putting his hands on bits of the body he shouldn't, his body and mine !
She almost suffocated him every time she hugged him, although he always came out smiling
Good to see you at the weekend Mr Fraggle. I think maybe you should NOT let Gayle baby sit Bugis again as she is corrupting him fast! Naughty little monkey kept on putting his hands on bits of the body he shouldn't, his body and mine !
She almost suffocated him every time she hugged him, although he always came out smiling Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thank you for the advice Miss Skully and welcome to my new intro
Would you like a cup of tea and a peice of skully-friendly cake
Thank you for the advice Miss Skully and welcome to my new intro
Would you like a cup of tea and a peice of skully-friendly cake
Meh
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
hey mister fraggle! well i'm back to slacking off at work again!
hope you had fun at BJC...*grumble grumble...**
hey mister fraggle! well i'm back to slacking off at work again!
hope you had fun at BJC...*grumble grumble...**
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Tea and cake would be very nice thank you. Could you lace it with lemsip for me please as Germ bag Jonny has given me his cold
I have to admit I'm quite enjoying it. I have a deep funny voice and hot flushes. What more could a girl want a monday afternoon
Tea and cake would be very nice thank you. Could you lace it with lemsip for me please as Germ bag Jonny has given me his cold
I have to admit I'm quite enjoying it. I have a deep funny voice and hot flushes. What more could a girl want a monday afternoon Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh no it was terrible Maus. Hated every minute of it
*supresses a giggle*
Honest....
Oh no it was terrible Maus. Hated every minute of it
*supresses a giggle*
Honest....
Meh
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
hello
we must actually sit down and catch up at on of these 'ere conventions...
hello
we must actually sit down and catch up at on of these 'ere conventions...
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
@ Germ Bag Jonny. That's what you get for inspecting his tonsils first thing in the morning
Not sure if Lemsip flavoured cake will be all that nice but shall do my best
@ Germ Bag Jonny. That's what you get for inspecting his tonsils first thing in the morning Not sure if Lemsip flavoured cake will be all that nice but shall do my best
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sheesh it's popular in here today.
Hey Mr Cat. How's you? Have you spent all your coin juggling winnings yet?
Sheesh it's popular in here today.
Hey Mr Cat. How's you? Have you spent all your coin juggling winnings yet?
Meh
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
i tried, but the bar wouldn't let me drink last night(bloody early closing at 12.30)
today, perhaps....
bit grumpy to be at work, tbh. it's never pleasant to have a 10 day break and find all your work is going to [censored] because of it
i tried, but the bar wouldn't let me drink last night(bloody early closing at 12.30)
today, perhaps....
bit grumpy to be at work, tbh. it's never pleasant to have a 10 day break and find all your work is going to [censored] because of it
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
*flops down on some big cushions in a corner*
*flops down on some big cushions in a corner*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hmm a collapsed Nostralian. I wonder what i could do with that....
Hmm a collapsed Nostralian. I wonder what i could do with that....
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Where did you get them wings from Pigeon?
Where did you get them wings from Pigeon?
Meh
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
lost.
cole. x
lost.
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
thanks Cole. That was most helpful
thanks Cole. That was most helpful
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh are they the ones from your photo?
I'll let you off then. I thought perhaps you'd "borrowed" them from poor fairy someplace...
Oh are they the ones from your photo?
I'll let you off then. I thought perhaps you'd "borrowed" them from poor fairy someplace...
Meh
SILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
Posted:
unless they're dead. then they dont need them anymore.
unless they're dead. then they dont need them anymore.
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey Stroo. I had a missed call from you at the weekend. But i was in a field near bristol at the time so i didn't notice for a few hours...
Hey Stroo. I had a missed call from you at the weekend. But i was in a field near bristol at the time so i didn't notice for a few hours...
Meh
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
Why do people keep calling me "it" and "that" lately?
Written by: Cantus
Hmm a collapsed Nostralian. I wonder what i could do with that....
Why do people keep calling me "it" and "that" lately?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Because Sarah With a Silent C, you keep reacting to it. Which sets of signals in everyone's teasing gland and makes them play upon it.
Plus you look cute when you're disgruntled
Because Sarah With a Silent C, you keep reacting to it. Which sets of signals in everyone's teasing gland and makes them play upon it.
Plus you look cute when you're disgruntled
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Did you happen to find the other one yet?
I don't think you did.
Written by: Gidg
Did you happen to find the other one yet?
I don't think you did.
Meh
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
my C's only silent when you're pronouncing my name in english, if you prounounce it in dutch it makes some horrid gagging noise.... and i look cute all the time, what're you talking about...
my C's only silent when you're pronouncing my name in english, if you prounounce it in dutch it makes some horrid gagging noise.... and i look cute all the time, what're you talking about...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I could've been talking of the c in scarah....
I was gonna ask if it was dutch though. Katinca has a dutch surname too.
and she's from Adelaide
I could've been talking of the c in scarah....
I was gonna ask if it was dutch though. Katinca has a dutch surname too.
and she's from Adelaide
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thanks Pigeon.
Pigeon logic never fails to raise a smile
Thanks Pigeon.
Pigeon logic never fails to raise a smile
Meh
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
**offers cantus a custard topped chocolate hob nobs,in the hope he'll forgive the naughty mausy for cheating and come for a bounce...**
**offers cantus a custard topped chocolate hob nobs,in the hope he'll forgive the naughty mausy for cheating and come for a bounce...**
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