Forums > Introductions > They call me Jo Kickass
Login/Join to ParticipateMomma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Why thank you Ravehead
thats very thoughtful.Luckily it was only the skanky stray doggie with the squits, mollydog does great big log turds which are HUGE and easy peasy to pick up and put in a poo bag.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
mmm niced
i dunno boz - ive not heard the blender joke but im pretty sure its not as bad as the prawn joke
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
tell the prawn joke
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
I doubt either are suitable for this forum...
how are you today beautiful? 
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
sober
109 posts
Location: Bury St. Edmunds, suffolk, United Kingdom
i think you know the blender joke sym, but it has been updated since i last saw you, and you may have forgotten the original.
(you know the one, lauren would cry
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*produces sandwich- is happy*
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
i get yelled at now by certain people for even mentioning prawns.....
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
they WERE firm! nice and round, just how jojo likes em!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
jo!
...your name rhymes with ho! he he!
*runs off*
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
it sure does!! I'm Jo the SuperHo
If you check out the first post on my intro, i'm pretty sure i did some freestyle MC-ing for you Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Jo the superho... might put that in my sig... hussy! FREESTYLE MC-ing!? NO WAY!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
You should have seen her this weekend!
Flirting with all the pretty girls, demanding to see nipple peircings/squidge boobs (I didn't know where to look
).She's such a hussy!
But loverly all the same
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I like boobs! It's not a crime! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
*sings*
We all know Jo, She's a bit of a Ho,
She'll touch you up whether friend or foe,
her rates are cheap,
for an overnight sleep,
or just pull down your pants for a blow!
*stops singing*
OMG! I just made that up... and I'm very proud of it
No offence Jo
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
battle rapping aye?
i'm no ho on the corner of the street,
i'm just not bitter, no, i'm real sweet
sweet like my babygirl molly
we're sweeter than the sweetest lolli!
we both like cuddles, yeah we both like hugs
but that just doesnt make us sluts
So asena, you can keep your mouth shut
just coz you like it up your butt!
oh yeah! you just got served! oh yeah boyfriend! booyah!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
wow...taleted lyricists aplently
Thanks for Hugging my mate Fi. She was mostest happy
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
*falls off her chair laughing*
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Gnor, it was more than a pleasure to hug Miss Fiona! She is a total honey
Hello miss roar!
At the mo I'm feeling like complete Sh!te. I got back from Sym's house at 2.40pm this avo, just in time to see Monk!
But I had a hideous journey and I'm tired and grumpy and in a bad mood and I feel all fat and ugly and crap and uncomfortable, and the only way i'll feel better is if i moan and moan and moan about it! (or go back and see sym). Gah! I hate being in a bad mood! it just doesnt suit me! :P Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
*hugs Jo*
I hope you feel better soon!
*offers your some chocolate cake*
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
thanks ladies!!
Pige, Sym better look out baby, oh yeah!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Have a hug Jo......can I be a lady?
*puts on boob tube, mini skirt, high heels and wig*
Its just stuff I found in the bottom of the wardrobe, honest
Anyway... now, back to this rap battle...
So you think your well cool
with your gangster style words
but I'm gonna poke out your eyes
and feed em to the birds
You think your words are hurting me
You think your words are stong
But your lyrics, like your underwear
Are yuk and oh so wrong...
Gayboy just struck back! Boya!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
there's nothing wrong with my faded knickers
at least i dont hang out with bum-pickers.
they keep my ass warm, and my gusset is essential
especially when my cycle's stuck on "menstrual".
so i dont wear a thong and i dont wear a string
there's nothing wrong, i'm just doing my thing.
i like my pants big, i like my men bigger
so booya right back at you, nigga!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Your knickers wouldnt be so bad
if it wasnt for the smell,
but the oddurs oozing from that place
is worse than going to hell.
This rap battle aint so tough
I know I'm gonna win,
and as for you and your lyrics
Their best left in the bin!
ah yo ah yo! Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
bwa ha ha and a hee hee hee
you make me laugh so much that i want to pee
the truth couldnt be further away
because my pants are clean on today!
Nice and fresh and feeling fine
and my old knickers are hanging on the washing line!
so dont go dissing what you dont know
coz you look more stupid than Brit_Joe!
Yeah, both ladygay's are going down! boo yah!!
hehhe Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
This is so blatantly white, its creepy.
But oh good god, I'm laughing my rear end off.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
there are some good white rappers out there i'll have you know
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
*sits in the corner and grins inanely*
veteran
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Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
I can't wait for the battling to comence next weekend
I wonder if anyone can beatbox for you two ....
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*passes maus a biscuit then hides the packet just for the hell of it
be nice jo poor asena's only silly its not his fault back
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gobsmacked
You guys are awesome.
fave lines so far
"there's nothing wrong with my faded knickers
at least i dont hang out with bum-pickers.
they keep my ass warm, and my gusset is essential
especially when my cycle's stuck on "menstrual".
"
Goes and sits with Linden Rathen to wait for next set of lines
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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