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Login/Join to ParticipateMomma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
the cookies wont, but i can make some banana and chocolate muffins if you like? x
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hey gorgeous lady!
Just how scrummy are you?
Jon and I think VERY!
xxxxx
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Banana and chocolate Jo...mmmmm
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
mm I am going to coat myself in chocolate and then stroll into town and see how many people lick me
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bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel
i wanna lick chocolate-covered-you!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
mmmmmmmm.......what town and when?
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Newbury, Berkshire. Possibly not today, it's raining quite alot. possibly tomorrow, we'll see what the weather's like!
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veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
SUNNY!
Wish it had been like this yesterday. I rode my bike up a hill, into a strong headwind, in the rain. I had to. I'd run out of sugar for tea
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
It's still raining here in South Wales and Jonny has had to take Weapon X to the Vets, so I'm guessing he will be coming home looking like a drowned rat any minute now.
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Oh Duncan, that's awful, I ran out of teabags yesterday. Well, I had an emergency supply of Tetley but that just wasn't cutting it. I needed Twinings, or Clipper. Something a cut above the rest. A decent cuppa.
I had to venture out for more tea. But, it was worth it because there was 100% extra free with Twinings! woohoo!
It's raining here again, boo. I hope that all the crappy weather is getting itself out of the way before BJC!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
What's up with X?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
X is all allergic and has lost lots of fur on his back and he is licking himself raw... so he is back on steroids for now. We need to move from here and the million and one other cats. He was never this bad living on the boat. Something around here is setting him off.
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
poor X
Mollydog is the same, she has bad allergies and is always itchy, she has licked herself raw too, she's always scratching away. We thought it was her diet, but it's not that.
Send him my love, I hope he feels better soon! Can't wait to see you guys @ BJC!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Have you tried probiotics for your pets. Its worked well on my mates horses and another rabbit. Cant hurt as far as I know.
Somehting to do with gap junctions and absorbing allergens through the gut.
Some people also swear by a " raw food" diet for dogs for helping skin conditions, cats may be the same.
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
the probiotics might be worth a shot. Mollydog would not be a happy girl on the raw food. She likes her fine dining!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Mollydog is coming to stay with me today
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Jo is fabulous,
Jo is Great,
We're glad Jo is our mate!
She makes the sunshine
Whenever she is near
and Jon wants to poke his willy in her ear.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I want to hug JO and snuggke in her ear. Can I have an ear without a willie in as I reckon that might be gross.
An ear with chocolate and violet crumble bits might be nice though
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Gnor, Jonny says "Tell gnor that my penis is gorgeous! She hasn't seen a real penis until she has seen mine!"
He's not lying
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Im sure its a fine willie...
Im sure its a willie to please
Im sure that its a willie that would make me think of grabbing my camera and imortalising it, but not immolating it
But I reckon it might prove distracting to me meeting Jo one day when she has a willie in her ear.
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
aww, it's nice to see you guys have been discussing Jonny's tinker in here
thank you for the poems
I think you are so sweet
to have friends like you
really is quite a treat!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Jo is a treat
Who laughs at Jons meat
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Gnor sell all your children and come over for Play!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Gnor came to play
Cos she sold her children on eeeeeeebay
I will just stick to promoting youkay events from here that I cant go to. Like The Nottingham one and Play.
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
yo ladies, I is hungry, innit.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Skully has lots of meat I hear.
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
She sure does! But I'm veggie so it's no good!
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
*whacks on the hoover* oh, its not that dusty in here any more ah well
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
oi cheeky!!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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