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Login/Join to ParticipateMomma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Gayle he would never sleep. He'd be too busy playing with them.Jo, your probably right. As long as Sym doesn't end up with an eye on his finger.... he's not be able to type well any more and he'd be busy looking up womens skirts!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
i just thought of something REALLY embarrassing. what if we ended up with willies on our heads? 
constant hat wearing i think. Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I'll crochet you a special hat with a willy warmer integrated so that you can keep it cosy and hidden 
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Yay!! thanks! (do you think we're being too silly?)
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
pffft... never! Remember your inner child!
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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My inner child needs spanking.
(If Gary Glitter had an inner child he would never have been in trouble, or left the house...)
Lovely to see you again. However briefly...
(Maybe you could've stayed longer had you not been 'delayed'...
)Happy House hunting!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
This thread had made me giggle. Imagines Jo with rainbow willie warmer and Jon with Boobies.
Might be most amusing.Rouge if we get the wind right they could fly easier one way.
Tell me when Skully and I will make up the beds. Well there is only one so it might be a bit snug
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Gnor, snug is good
Snuggling is better Good Luck with today Jo! I hope it helps you to feel better.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
"look into my eeeeyyyyeeeees"...
Good luck today!!
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You're under!
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
3...2...1 annnddddd your back in the room!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
i hope it goes ok, i'm getting all scared! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Hun it will be fine
Relax. 
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
SOCK WARS!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Holy [censored]! I never knew socks were so dangerous
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
If only I could knit
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
apparently there was a really good knitting workshop at Play festival... it was on twice in fact!
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
i can knit but not cast on.....
this proves to be a slight problem.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
haha i have that problem as well! xxx
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Good luck for tonight sugar!
Hope it goes really well, you deserve to feel good!
Let us know how it goes!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
thanks Maus !!
I'm scared!!Vix and Rouge, funnily enough I learnt to knit before i learnt to cast on too.
I think I still have my knitting workshop sheets on my PC, I'll have a look! xx
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Thank you! *hugs* xxx
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
just emailed it to you Vix!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Written by: jo_rhymes
thanks Maus !!
You'll be fine hun, really you will. This lady sounds very reputable, and wont make you do anything you're not comfortable with. And you've got my number if you need to talk to someone before/after/during whilst pretending to be a chicken!
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Written by: jo_rhymes
apparently there was a really good knitting workshop at Play festival... it was on twice in fact!
I got told to go away the first time... it was to busy
It put me off going back
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
oh yeah! i did tell you to go away!!
sorry about that!! how about your very own private knitting workshop? Eek!! i have to leave soon!I'm so scared!!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Good luck beautiful!!
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
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Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
I'll be thinking of you baby, good luck! As everyone said, I'm sure it'll be fine. Remember to ask her everything you want before you start anything.
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Hope it all goes ok!
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