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Login/Join to Participategrumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
ok so i love 'em and seems as though peeps are being very bored with the aid of "IRON DAVEY FLINT" i decided to put the link in here
https://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
my results
Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Read
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*sings* Oh how i hate websense.... tra-la-la-la-la
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
lol i don't care it was the best pirate name thing i could find lol although its fun finding lots of them
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
177 posts
Location: Rural South
Mad Davy Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
EDITED_BY: Nadishome (1115587337)
Life is short!
So lets leave a mark,
for people to remember!
Member
97 posts
Location: Kamloops BC, Canada
Black Davy Kidd
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
"Not all who wander are lost. "
J.R.R. Tolkien
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Black Ethel Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas
Bloody john bonnie
YARR tis a fine moniker for a pirate,
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
74 posts
Location: Calgary
Bloody Jack Bonney
Spooky...
Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Mad Jenny Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
My pirate name is:
Mad Harry Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
.:high fives nadishome:.
wonderful site!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Mad Bess Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
isnt funnt how a lot of the guys taking this have turned out more than crazy? Methinks there's an observation to be made here somewhere
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
ohm mani padme hum
134 posts
Location: Worcester, MA, USA
Mad Sam Cash
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
see?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Red William Kidd
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
he he shiver me timbers!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Iron Charity Flint
i think there was a thread like this a while ago, and i think i got the exact same name...spooky, it must be true!
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Calico Jenny Bonney
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
Calico Sam Flint
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Mad Dog Bonney
Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
I'm saying nothing!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Iron Tom Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...
Your pirate name is:
Dirty Grace Bonney
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Oh, come on, I don't smell that bad!
Idolized by Aurinoko
Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....
Bob Dylan
177 posts
Location: Rural South
I wanna be a propar pirate! And sail the seven seas!
Any tips?
From
Mad Davy Kidd
Life is short!
So lets leave a mark,
for people to remember!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Mad Bess Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Calico Jack Bonney
which I take exception too since everyone knows that the calico pattern stems only from an XX chromosone pair, which would imply I am female, despite giving me the name Jack.
"Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! "
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Mad Sam Cash
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
I think I'm a bit too much of a mincer to be a pirate.. I do know someone with a boat, but it set on fire the other day and now it doesn't work too well..
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Written by: Nadishome
I wanna be a propar pirate! And sail the seven seas!
Any tips?
From
Mad Davy Kidd
the clostest thing i have to it is a pirate ship in tha garnden oh and in my thread...lol
we are going to need a bigger boat
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Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
Mad Davy Vane.
Creepily close to my real name.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Mad John Rackham
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
Mad Sam Kidd . . .
Whats with all the "Mad
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Mad Tom Read
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Arr, indeed...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mad Anne Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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