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Location: South Wales
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,
WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.
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Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country
picture here: Lover boy
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
no, if you can't beat them try harder
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
arghhh.........(drool).....mmmmmmm.......admittedly it is completely off topic!!!
so,anyone found true love online yet!?
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
lots of people have. check out Hooked Up HoPers.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
feeling all left out now!
19, Male, ever changing hair, loves to sing, dance, hug, kiss, spend quiet evening doing nothing, enjoys food, but doesnt eat too much, loves buying gifts, and getting gifts, and spinning of course. WLTM Fun loving, caring, huggable woman, similar but different interests for long conversations, and a smile is always welcome
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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
alright i'm in. no chance in hell if i tell you about myself so just gonna leave the pic up and hope someone likes red glasses and isn't too bothered about the mess behind it
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
oooh! can i have you $niper?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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Sold!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yayy!
does that mean i own you? or are you just mine to hold?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
whatever you like
just keep the public stuff pg 
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i will THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*looks around for hidden beadle cameras*
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
no hidden camera's here
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
where are they then?
arg keep it pg sniper...
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
where are what?*looks around innocently*
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
41 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Written by: Matty B
As I am single mine would read
25, male, kinda short (5'8'') who likes live music and playing in the park/at the beach in the sunshine.. Likes big hugs and back massages
seeks fun loving girl to cuddle up with at the end of the day , must like to give/receive back massages and all the fun of sharing a bed with someone
You sound just like my kind of guy... and you have a cute smile
Damn - why do you have to live in Wales? If you ever decide to move downunder, look me up for lots of cuddles, massages and fun times Mine would read:
21, female, fun-loving, changeable, adventurous, just a touch shy, likes fire-spinning, juggling, languages, salsa and pole dancing, massages, hugs, fun and laughter, learning new things, travelling.
wltm cute guy to dance with (salsa) and for (poledancing), who I can talk with for hours on end. Must be into hugs (lots of), massages, hot and steamy bedroom sessions (bedroom not a requirement
) and have a good sense of humour.ok back to the
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by" - Douglas Adams
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
In the spirit of fair play I must admit I've found my nurse..
*looks around for bandages*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
You sound like my kind of girl J-J, I did a small amoutn of salsa for awhile (really not a lot though) but then had no one to go with so kinda gave up
tis a shame you live all the way over there . . . . you can still have a big
though. If you are ever in the uk, you should come say hi . . . I finish uni in Feb hopefully , and am planning a trip to Oz and New Zealand for a few months . . . so I may come say
Enjoy the
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*wanders in - looks around - looks confused* what's goin on?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
tis a thread for those lonely HoPpers looking for that special someone...I'm taken now but pop in now annd then to feel good about myself
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*bump*
Ahh this is where I belong.....safer this way.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Well, since I'm here ...
Mine would say:
22, female, easy-going, full of fun, adventurous, a little shy, loves laughing, spinning, hugs, kisses, sport, relaxing, dancing, music, movies & socializing.
WLTM cute, fun-loving guy who is down to earth, with a good sense of humour, must love hugging, cuddling, kissing, spinning, good conversations & just having fun.
Anyone out there?
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
damn, well I'm not cute and poi scare my man bits, and I'm on a different continent, but you sound lovelly. steer clear of me I'm a bad man.....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
I like bad men
Thanks for the compliment
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
a pleasure to make a lady smile....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
I have to admit, its kinda hard to find a decent man down here in SA.
Maybe Im looking in the wrong places
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
nah, best fellas are all here (in my chair
)....but exclusive I am thinking of popping to oz for a while. Been invited by one of my best mates who is living in manly, sydney for another 6 months and the thought of escaping England is good at the mo, so any invites around the world, I'm likely to consider (if there are jobs going ) A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
I was actually going to check out England at the end of the year, but that is still undecided
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
I thought I'd posted on this thread, but I read it all and it looks like it's gone/I didn't/there's another thread somewhere with the same topic.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Written by: Lost83spy
Well, since I'm here ...
Mine would say:
22, female, easy-going, full of fun, adventurous, a little shy, loves laughing, spinning, hugs, kisses, sport, relaxing, dancing, music, movies & socializing.
WLTM cute, fun-loving guy who is down to earth, with a good sense of humour, must love hugging, cuddling, kissing, spinning, good conversations & just having fun.
Anyone out there?
Wow! That was a while ago! I'd have to change it a bit though...
23, female, full of fun, adventurous and willing to try anything new, spins poi and loves hockey and soccer, very good at hugs and kisses, loves being spontaneous and always up for a good night out.
WLTM still cute, down to earth guy who knows how to treat a woman right, loves all kinds of rock music, spins staff or poi or anything else, must have a good sense of humour, loves hugs and kisses (coz I dish out plenty of that!), good conversations, very spontaneous and up for anything fun.
There we go
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: Lost83spy
I have to admit, its kinda hard to find a decent man down here in SA.
It's hard anywhere sweetheart.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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