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Location: South Wales
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,
WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.
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Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country
picture here: Lover boy
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Written by: Sir NuggitWritten by: Tinklepants
heard of the saying "hung like a flea?"
stop molesting my quotes
Go eat some beans or something!!!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
nuggit eats crumpets. THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
beans are better for you!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Written by: ma'tina
after all my hugging and ....chat on this thread I think I should tell a bit more....
aukay, I'm a 26 year young firefetishist, seeks male (&female) for - as apparently loads of you like - hugging, kissing, giving massages, sharing my luv for poi and staff,...art and the sunshine, likes to travel, play chess, up for party and sometimes being serious, if necessary......likes to be outside, in parks, at the sea,.....and helpful - in different ways......etc.
....and who thinks can handle a finnish-german.....mixture!
tina
i like
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Oh well I'll take anyone to be my new owner/ownee! As long as there are plenty of 
s all round and fire toys to play with! p.s. crumpets with real butter all melted in rock my world
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic
Alas, there is somewhat of a bean shortage these days. Possibly coz they're hiding, they do like to be found don't they?
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens 
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Don't turn this thread into a
crumpet lovers thread It's for
people loving not toasted batter type stuff loving CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
o yeah i can feel the love
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
kisses n cuddles all round!
roll up roll up!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
woo hoo! love!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
wrestling huh?! think i may want in on some of that action!!
and yes i do make mean tattys(thats potatoes not breasts by the way!)
Am more than happy to swap copious amounts of body painting for massages,
rub me up guys!!!
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
sounds good to me, can I have something tribal . . . . roll on the weekend....
speaking of which
ing:In fact I will stop hugging from now to falmouth to make sure I have enough to go round . . .
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
well I'll be at falmouth, perplexed looking guy in a monkey t-shirt or a vest (probably drunk as a skunk with strugz) anyone wants to say hi come call in. (i'm about 2 foot 7 tall and 6'1" wide) and bare a passing resemblance to avid merion in the bear suit.
Honest!
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
yup for sure,look me up on friday,ask mags he knows who i am!
cu then for snuggles,paint,possibly potatoes and fun!
xx
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
thinkn i met you mynci at the hobbit in southampton last week . .
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
doh~!
Yup...shhhhh Don't blow my cover of an aging, fat, midget, monkey, you'll ruin my rep.
Will do maus but not getting to fal til saturday, strugz knows me and i met mags once so will be hanging with the staff people probably, (will sports massage do? had to do some of that for uni)
Will do anything for potatos mmmmmmm
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
do i not give you enough potatoes?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
potato love is against the law
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
potato love is too good to be illegal!
Sports massage sounds brill!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
potatoes are great in all forms except hash browns. they are icky like marmite.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I'm going to report you all to the nspcp....
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Yes you do SNOOP but I can never get enough potatos.
hmmm spuds (call me rincewind)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*gives mynci his potatoes*
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
ooh but home made hash browns are sooooooooo good!!
personal favourite has to be roasted tho..............
possibly a little spud obsessed now!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i like boiled best. no i don't i'm lying i like mashed.
maybe we should stop going
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
SPPPUUUDDDSSSS
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
ooh hash browns sandwiches....white bread, hash browns, melted cheese, onions and LOTS of ketchup..
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i give in. you can't beat em join em right?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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