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Login/Join to ParticipateTantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Can you square up to me? Aren't you about 5ft tall?
Meh
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
5ft 11 I think
Or have you mistaken me for Claire?
If you have, my boobs aren't that big damn it!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
No i know what she looks like. She's really pretty. Whilst you have a certain boyish charm about you you're no where near as attractive as she is....
Meh
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
She is indeed
But I dont think anybody would find it hard to be prettier than me
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I do
Claire, anytime
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
yes. You're prettier than Will
Meh
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
*Stamps in, looks about, spits out the half chewed corpse of a newbie. Stamps off again*
...tick tick tick....
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Everyones prettier than Will, even you, Cantus...
And claire wins hands down...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*wanders in. Kicks corpse*
Still dead? Well stop sodding posting then....
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
you want us to call you ugly?
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Won't be doing that then
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
you have cookie up your nose
Meh
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Is it still good to eat?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
FRD you would eat anything...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
How do ya think I got this belly?
Takes hard work to maintain a belly.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
not any more you dont
have you showered yet? dont forget to clean behind your ears
*looks vaguly at the stamping one and wonders what hes on about
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
hmmm only in one sence
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
And rarely in that either...
love ya really Pigeon... ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
oh my your soooo cool even more cool in person. and i like the new leg trend
i've tried it today.would you like another cookie (a giant cookie)
so you can add to your addiction for cookie snorting?
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
mmm cookies
hee hee you got home ok then lauz
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10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
The coolest boxer shorts in the world!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
YES!!!!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
oh what can i say FRD WOW
i think i may have to purchase hundreds of pairs to give to everyone as pressies
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10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I'm quite worried that Pigeon will eat them
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Not all boys are icky. A wise pigeon told me that (so it must be true).
Meh
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Cantus
Not all boys are icky. A wise pigeon told me that (so it must be true).
She told me she'd be gentle with me once. She wasn't. Searing pain!
Maybe she only tells the truth to you?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
Am I a big girl?
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
your just a big girl
Bigger than you though
Bwahahahahahaha
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
What if I cloned myself lots?
Huh?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
she'd still be able to kick your ass.
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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