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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
right. I'm ageing rapidly so this thread needs an edit.
NAME: birgit
LOCATION: edinburgh
AGE: 27
JUGGLES: balls, clubs, poi, a tiny bit of staff, diabolo and devilsticks but has not much time to practice and screwed-up wrists at the moment
HAS: been playing poi since autumn 2004
DOES: a phd in toxicology
DOES (when not working/surfing HoP): play guitar, play bass guitar, sing, be outstandingly crap at pool, travel
LIKES: rock/pop/indie music, soup, stuff with melted cheese, meeting strangers on trains and airports, ale-testing, parties with silly themes, raspberries, strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, rambling, movies/comedy, random silliness, fantasy books, black and red clothes, ...
ALSO LIKES: the Edinburgh jugglers and Beltane-people
WOULD LIKE TO: be a vampire for a day/night, travel more, have about 10 hours more in the day, have more snow in winter and less rain in summer, own a chocolate tree
hmmmm... that's it I think
EDITED_BY: Dr_Birgit (1211847058)
right. I'm ageing rapidly so this thread needs an edit.
NAME: birgit
LOCATION: edinburgh
AGE: 27
JUGGLES: balls, clubs, poi, a tiny bit of staff, diabolo and devilsticks but has not much time to practice and screwed-up wrists at the moment
HAS: been playing poi since autumn 2004
DOES: a phd in toxicology
DOES (when not working/surfing HoP): play guitar, play bass guitar, sing, be outstandingly crap at pool, travel
LIKES: rock/pop/indie music, soup, stuff with melted cheese, meeting strangers on trains and airports, ale-testing, parties with silly themes, raspberries, strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, rambling, movies/comedy, random silliness, fantasy books, black and red clothes, ...
ALSO LIKES: the Edinburgh jugglers and Beltane-people
WOULD LIKE TO: be a vampire for a day/night, travel more, have about 10 hours more in the day, have more snow in winter and less rain in summer, own a chocolate tree
hmmmm... that's it I think
EDITED_BY: Dr_Birgit (1211847058)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
*suddenly realises why she's never seen any of Sunbird's ex-girlfriends, they've all been digested!!!*
*runs and hides seriously this time. Not under the desk. No, don't look under the desk. NOT under the DESK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
*suddenly realises why she's never seen any of Sunbird's ex-girlfriends, they've all been digested!!!*
*runs and hides seriously this time. Not under the desk. No, don't look under the desk. NOT under the DESK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
*"Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a...... hmmmm, this desk looks tasty!"*
*Picks up desk, eats the desk and then looks down to see Birgit cowering on the floor*
*Picks Birgit up and puts her in his pocket*
*"Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a...... hmmmm, this desk looks tasty!"*
*Picks up desk, eats the desk and then looks down to see Birgit cowering on the floor*
*Picks Birgit up and puts her in his pocket*
To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting 
about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
*wakes up from passing out because of fear of being eaten and wonders why it's dark, where the desk has gone and why she's suddenly 5 inches tall*
*wakes up from passing out because of fear of being eaten and wonders why it's dark, where the desk has gone and why she's suddenly 5 inches tall*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
*looks around for a convenient place to sit so he can remove the small humanoid form his pocket and study it*
*has irresistable urge to scratch his head and remove some tiny insects and eat them*
*notices a large, tall building and proceeds to climb it, half noticing the words "empire state building" as he climbs*
*looks around for a convenient place to sit so he can remove the small humanoid form his pocket and study it*
*has irresistable urge to scratch his head and remove some tiny insects and eat them*
*notices a large, tall building and proceeds to climb it, half noticing the words "empire state building" as he climbs*
To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
*also notices she's wearing a ridiculous white satin dress and there's helicopter noises everywhere*
*starts desperate fight for survival with one of Kongbird's gigantic lice that fell into the same pocket and squeals*
*also notices she's wearing a ridiculous white satin dress and there's helicopter noises everywhere*
*starts desperate fight for survival with one of Kongbird's gigantic lice that fell into the same pocket and squeals*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
*realising that the humanoid thing in his pocket is squirming around perhaps a little to much he jumps fro the aformentioned building and runs off through the city, stoping to wave through a tiny window at Molly and NYC.... Hi Guys.... before rounding a corner and finding himself face to face with a giant lizard thing with bad breath*
*realising that the humanoid thing in his pocket is squirming around perhaps a little to much he jumps fro the aformentioned building and runs off through the city, stoping to wave through a tiny window at Molly and NYC.... Hi Guys.... before rounding a corner and finding himself face to face with a giant lizard thing with bad breath*
To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
*is saved from the louse when Goddessilla throws herself on Kongbird and squashes it along with 297 of its best friends*
(1 minute silence)
*falls out of the pocket and starts running off in the general direction of Central Park, wondering how come Kongbird needs a desk in the first place and why the silly monkey eats wood*
*is saved from the louse when Goddessilla throws herself on Kongbird and squashes it along with 297 of its best friends*
(1 minute silence)
*falls out of the pocket and starts running off in the general direction of Central Park, wondering how come Kongbird needs a desk in the first place and why the silly monkey eats wood*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Interlude:
"It's obvious why I eat desks and bits of buildings, have you ever seen a bannana that f*****g big?"
Meanwhile:
*Goddessilla realises that her eyes are streaming from teh smell of Kongbird and has to douse her face in the sea, Kongbird takes a well aimed kick and send her off to some Island off South America where there are other large reptiles runing round out of their cages and realises she's home*
*Kongbird finds a mushroom with a sign saying "eat me" and, owing to the size of his tiny brain, he follows the instructions and finds himself shrunk to a normal size, he then goes for a well earned shave, bath and then a walk in Central Park where he finds this amazing red head from Germany*
Interlude:
"It's obvious why I eat desks and bits of buildings, have you ever seen a bannana that f*****g big?"
Meanwhile:
*Goddessilla realises that her eyes are streaming from teh smell of Kongbird and has to douse her face in the sea, Kongbird takes a well aimed kick and send her off to some Island off South America where there are other large reptiles runing round out of their cages and realises she's home*
*Kongbird finds a mushroom with a sign saying "eat me" and, owing to the size of his tiny brain, he follows the instructions and finds himself shrunk to a normal size, he then goes for a well earned shave, bath and then a walk in Central Park where he finds this amazing red head from Germany*
To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
*is found by now a bit less-scruffy-looking Kongbird just in time to save her from buying silly make-you-grow-mushrooms from that gangsta rapper with the big gold necklace, you know the one with that pimp leather coat and the purple car with bouncy wheels?*
*tries to exit this story before the big soppy happy ever after ending*
*makes Kongbird wash her dishes and hoover her room and carry her on his still-big shoulders to wherever she wants to go for the next 10 years in exchange for a regular full-body waxing*
*is found by now a bit less-scruffy-looking Kongbird just in time to save her from buying silly make-you-grow-mushrooms from that gangsta rapper with the big gold necklace, you know the one with that pimp leather coat and the purple car with bouncy wheels?*
*tries to exit this story before the big soppy happy ever after ending*
*makes Kongbird wash her dishes and hoover her room and carry her on his still-big shoulders to wherever she wants to go for the next 10 years in exchange for a regular full-body waxing*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
*kongbird dissapears for a momen into a conspicuous shop with "adults only" on the window and returns with a lead and studded collar, a whip and a french maid's outfit. squeezes into said costume and begins a life of blissful servitude*
*Gods! Why did you make me so docile!!!*
*kongbird dissapears for a momen into a conspicuous shop with "adults only" on the window and returns with a lead and studded collar, a whip and a french maid's outfit. squeezes into said costume and begins a life of blissful servitude*
*Gods! Why did you make me so docile!!!*
To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
*realises her spotless reputation is going to be ruined for life now*
*wonders where Sunbird hides his maid's outfit and if he used to shave his legs when wearing it (side note: they really look silly if you don't, boys!)*
*decides to not make this worse than it already is, leave her work and go and see Episode 3, which WILL have JarJar after all cause he'll be sitting next to her and feeding her popcorn.*
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM POPCORN!!!!
Sorry guys
*realises her spotless reputation is going to be ruined for life now*
*wonders where Sunbird hides his maid's outfit and if he used to shave his legs when wearing it (side note: they really look silly if you don't, boys!)*
*decides to not make this worse than it already is, leave her work and go and see Episode 3, which WILL have JarJar after all cause he'll be sitting next to her and feeding her popcorn.*
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM POPCORN!!!!
Sorry guys
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
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Written by: Sunbird
*looks around for a convenient place to sit so he can remove the small hemroid form his pocket and study it*
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Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Sunbird says "bitch"
Sunbird says "bitch"
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
boo. crap day. anyone ever felt like they'll never really be happy and things can only go wrong all the time and that extends to everyone around them?
and don't tell me I'm exaggerating, I know that :P
boo. crap day. anyone ever felt like they'll never really be happy and things can only go wrong all the time and that extends to everyone around them?
and don't tell me I'm exaggerating, I know that :P
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Yes.
BUt then something nice happens and it makes me feel better.
What's wrong sweetie?
Yes.
BUt then something nice happens and it makes me feel better.
What's wrong sweetie?
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
everything
well... mostly things happening that make me remember things from my shitty past which I'd rather forget about, and which make me paranoid about what's happening now and thinking everything's going to be much worse than it probably is. Boo, I'm not making any sense am I?
everything
well... mostly things happening that make me remember things from my shitty past which I'd rather forget about, and which make me paranoid about what's happening now and thinking everything's going to be much worse than it probably is. Boo, I'm not making any sense am I?
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Yes you are. Had that myself before too.
Just remember, the past is the past, and anything which happened then is unlikely to have any bearing on the present or future, unless the Exactly the same events / people / circumstances are involved.
If you want to talk / complain / rant about it, feel free!
And have some more of these.
Yes you are. Had that myself before too.
Just remember, the past is the past, and anything which happened then is unlikely to have any bearing on the present or future, unless the Exactly the same events / people / circumstances are involved.
If you want to talk / complain / rant about it, feel free!
And have some more of these.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Making plenty of sense Miss Birgit But every day you've got a new page Here's to the future!
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Making plenty of sense Miss Birgit
But every day you've got a new page Here's to the future!Non-Https Image Link
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
I know, it just all seems very theoretical when practically I'm just feeling crap but ignore me, I'll be better tomorrow I guess.
I know, it just all seems very theoretical when practically I'm just feeling crap
but ignore me, I'll be better tomorrow I guess. "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Would you like some chocolate? I'm spending the night in the uni labs and right now I've scoffed about 300g in the space of about 2 hours.. And I've still got heaps..
Current block is Dove Hazelnut..
Would you like some chocolate? I'm spending the night in the uni labs and right now I've scoffed about 300g in the space of about 2 hours.. And I've still got heaps..
Current block is Dove Hazelnut..
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Would I like some chocolate? Does the pope wear a silly hat? sure send some over please, I'm sitting in front of the screen with my mouth wiiiiiiiiiiide open
Would I like some chocolate? Does the pope wear a silly hat? sure
send some over please, I'm sitting in front of the screen with my mouth wiiiiiiiiiiide open "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
[chocolate]Dove Hazelnut 200g[/chocolate]
Hmm.. did that work?
[chocolate]Dove Hazelnut 200g[/chocolate]
Hmm.. did that work?
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
yes, though I didn't expect such a big chocolate bar, and I took a bit of a hit in the throat and the corners of my mouth are slightly split
Thanks a lot
*munch*
yes, though I didn't expect such a big chocolate bar, and I took a bit of a hit in the throat and the corners of my mouth are slightly split
Thanks a lot
*munch*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Looking at your adorable pufferfish, that sounds possible..
Looking at your adorable pufferfish, that sounds possible..
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
That's her a bit bigger. I've decided it's a girl.
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That's her a bit bigger. I've decided it's a girl.
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"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
gah! Fresh chocolate stains!
Btw where's your signature from? It's hilarious!
gah! Fresh chocolate stains!
Btw where's your signature from? It's hilarious!
SILVER Member
addict
435 posts
Location: VIC, MELB, Australia
addict
435 posts
Location: VIC, MELB, Australia
Posted:
Oh hugs for brigit!!
i too would love to know where you sig is from.
Oh hugs for brigit!!
i too would love to know where you sig is from.
*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
Flame:"Yes i am"
Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE" 
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
hugs!!!!
It's from Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum", the one where vampires are trying to take over Lancre
hugs!!!!It's from Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum", the one where vampires are trying to take over Lancre
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
All I can say honey is *huge hug* and.... well, you know, the three words I use normally that I wont use here in case it causes embarrasment lol.... oh sod it here are the three words.... snarf, yay, prrrrecioussssss lol (you know what words I mean
)
All I can say honey is *huge hug* and.... well, you know, the three words I use normally that I wont use here in case it causes embarrasment lol.... oh sod it here are the three words.... snarf, yay, prrrrecioussssss lol (you know what words I mean
) To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.