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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Hey there Mr Chutney!
Nice to see you over here... be wary of the madness
take care
x
Hey there Mr Chutney!
Nice to see you over here... be wary of the madness
take care
x
Getting to the other side 
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
just don't spill your chutney in the pond mister!
And welcome to HoP!
just don't spill your chutney in the pond mister!
And welcome to HoP!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
awww, but some chutney can be quite tasty. I say ignore Vanize and do as you please. This is your home after all.
and welcome!
awww, but some chutney can be quite tasty. I say ignore Vanize and do as you please. This is your home after all.
and welcome! SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
chutney is tasty and fine in and of itself - but chutney in the pond is an enviromental hazard!
chutney is tasty and fine in and of itself - but chutney in the pond is an enviromental hazard!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
This Chutney doesn't want to be spilled in the pond- think of the fat frogs
Chut
This Chutney doesn't want to be spilled in the pond- think of the fat frogs
Chut
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
all is good then - please proceed at will.
all is good then - please proceed at will.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
I warned you! Don't say I didn't warn you!
The madness prevails.
I warned you! Don't say I didn't warn you!
The madness prevails.
Getting to the other side
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Madness? Here on HoP? Nooooooo ! Never! Not ever! well nearly never, well ok sometimes...... well maybe once or twice..... maybe...... ummm....... Yeah ok its crazy as a dog with a bee in its mouth here most days!
to HoP Chutney
Madness? Here on HoP? Nooooooo ! Never! Not ever! well nearly never, well ok sometimes...... well maybe once or twice..... maybe...... ummm....... Yeah ok its crazy as a dog with a bee in its mouth here most days!
to HoP Chutney Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello
Do you like the colour pink?
Hello
Do you like the colour pink?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Madness? Here? Compared to what?
Madness? Here? Compared to what?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
no pogo stick gidg??
Anyway Hi Mr Chutney Welcome to HoP
Would you like some Spaghetti Bolognase?
no pogo stick gidg??
Anyway Hi Mr Chutney Welcome to HoP
Would you like some Spaghetti Bolognase?
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Why that'd be lovely, cheers
Where do they grow spaghetti btw?
Why that'd be lovely, cheers
Where do they grow spaghetti btw?
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Right beside the household pot plants.
Right beside the household pot plants.
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SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
convienient!
Nice, must get a spaghetti plant!
convienient!
Nice, must get a spaghetti plant!
SILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
Welcome Mr Chutney!
Nice to see a fellow Londoner on HoP.
Well...
Be seeing you!
Welcome Mr Chutney!
Nice to see a fellow Londoner on HoP.
Well...
Be seeing you!
SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
No!, not a giant weather balloon, NOOOOOO!!
No!, not a giant weather balloon, NOOOOOO!!
SILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yup!!! You guessed it - Once you post in here you're just another Prisoner!!
(Be seeing you!)
Yup!!! You guessed it - Once you post in here you're just another Prisoner!!
(Be seeing you!
) veteran
1,376 posts
Location: London, UK
1,376 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
Hello there
Hello there
"Moo," said the happy cow.
SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Thanks for al the welcomes (and the madness )
Must go write essays (NOOOOOOO!)
Chut
Thanks for al the welcomes (and the madness
) Must go write essays (NOOOOOOO!)
Chut
GOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well i get my spaghetti imported, the best spag plants grow near the equator
Well i get my spaghetti imported, the best spag plants grow near the equator
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
SILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
alright chut... to hop! if you think sperculism can suck you in and drain your essay writing time with procrastination this place is something else... now what was i supposed to be doing... ah yes.... reading for my disser-*coucghcoughcough* ahem
alright chut...
to hop! if you think sperculism can suck you in and drain your essay writing time with procrastination this place is something else... now what was i supposed to be doing... ah yes.... reading for my disser-*coucghcoughcough* ahem It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Yeeees- I see what you mean Mr Duball- I've been reading and posting all afternoon already, erk!
Yeeees- I see what you mean Mr Duball- I've been reading and posting all afternoon already, erk!
GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello Mr Chutney, I see you've got used to us already!
Hello Mr Chutney, I see you've got used to us already!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
I've been over in the dark corner lurking for quite some time - that worked ok except when all thos fire and glow spinners kept turning up and heading for the dark places so their gear loked cooler- I was forced into more discreet covert ways....
I've been over in the dark corner lurking for quite some time - that worked ok except when all thos fire and glow spinners kept turning up and heading for the dark places so their gear loked cooler- I was forced into more discreet covert ways....
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Damn glowstickers
Damn glowstickers
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SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
indeed
indeed
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Posted:
hello meistro chutney. how goes it on this fine afternoon (or whatever time it is over your way). I think i'm gonna stick to calling you chutney, cos 'Chut' looks like a swear word whenever i see it.
good to see HoP is pulling new addicts regularly.
hello meistro chutney. how goes it on this fine afternoon (or whatever time it is over your way). I think i'm gonna stick to calling you chutney, cos 'Chut' looks like a swear word whenever i see it.
good to see HoP is pulling new addicts regularly.
SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Chutney is fine- I never really figured out the whole 'chut' thing- I just signed one of my early posts on spherculism as such, and subsequently kept doing it- humph :S
I tried to put a grapical sig simply saying 'chutney' as written with a graphic tablet over on spherc but couldn't get it working (html code) and HOP doesn't alow them...
....................anyway......................
Chutney will be fine, good day!
Chutney is fine- I never really figured out the whole 'chut' thing- I just signed one of my early posts on spherculism as such, and subsequently kept doing it- humph :S
I tried to put a grapical sig simply saying 'chutney' as written with a graphic tablet over on spherc but couldn't get it working (html code) and HOP doesn't alow them...
....................anyway......................
Chutney will be fine, good day!
newbie
10 posts
Location: Belfast, Norn Iron
10 posts
Location: Belfast, Norn Iron
Posted:
whats wrong with glowsticking?
by the way
hello Mr Chutney
whats wrong with glowsticking?
by the way
hello Mr Chutney
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Hehehehhehe....
Does anyone care to explain glowsticking to the lovely Irish ladee?!
Hehehehhehe....
Does anyone care to explain glowsticking to the lovely Irish ladee?!
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