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Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
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Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Posted:
Ok, when the world is taken over and we all obtain our respective countries, i want us all to live in harmony and share the nutella jars equally.
Please Sign below in agreement...
Ok, when the world is taken over and we all obtain our respective countries, i want us all to live in harmony and share the nutella jars equally.
Please Sign below in agreement...
old hand
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Location: Nottingham UK
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Location: Nottingham UK
Posted:
I agree.
Thistlefirepixie
I agree.
Thistlefirepixie
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Dreamer
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Location: York, England
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Location: York, England
Posted:
i agree too.
and we enforce fire safety rules!
i agree too.
and we enforce fire safety rules!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
And someone is allocated to come cut my lawn for me.
And someone is allocated to come cut my lawn for me.
Meh
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
And before anyone starts - it's waist high and there isn't a lawn mower in the world that can tackle it. I need a combine harvester or sumfink. It killed the strimmer the other day. And my spilt petrol/ignition idea turned out to be a tad foolhardy to say the least.
And before anyone starts - it's waist high and there isn't a lawn mower in the world that can tackle it. I need a combine harvester or sumfink. It killed the strimmer the other day. And my spilt petrol/ignition idea turned out to be a tad foolhardy to say the least.
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Location: San Diego California
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Location: San Diego California
Posted:
Pretty sad when you cant burn grass hehe
I disagree I say that Nutella should be the world snack and also the world currency!! But if nobody wants that then I will agree.
Pretty sad when you cant burn grass hehe
I disagree I say that Nutella should be the world snack and also the world currency!! But if nobody wants that then I will agree.
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dear god C@ntus! maybe u should just go in there with a big machete and slice at it for a while
dear god C@ntus! maybe u should just go in there with a big machete and slice at it for a while
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
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Location: Australia
Posted:
spread nutella on it and let the ants eat it????
i would eat it, if it had nutella on it....mmmm nutella
OMG
i tried a fluff and nutella sammich for the first time yesterday< YUM
oh, and i agree... `
spread nutella on it and let the ants eat it????
i would eat it, if it had nutella on it....mmmm nutella
OMG
i tried a fluff and nutella sammich for the first time yesterday< YUM
oh, and i agree... `
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Location: Holiday, FL, USA
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Location: Holiday, FL, USA
Posted:
fluff?
fluff?
Carpal \'Tunnel
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I agree!
I'll come and spin on your lawn C@ntus. that's sure to ruin the grass! huh!
( see here for more details )
I agree!
I'll come and spin on your lawn C@ntus. that's sure to ruin the grass! huh!
( see here for more details )
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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Location: nevernever land
Posted:
get a goat or borrow one to sort out the grass thing.
I agree to the wotsit and nutella would make a great currancy
Spike
get a goat or borrow one to sort out the grass thing.
I agree to the wotsit and nutella would make a great currancy
Spike
ask yourself this??.......... When was the last time you dug a hole you could be proud of???
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Location: London
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Peace to all... I sign, most definately. It's going to be hard keeping the peace in my fave part of the world as it is.
I agree that nutella can be the currency, but preferably IN the jars than out, as trade might be rather messy otherwise.
Cantus, you need a brush cutter! It's an industrial size strimmer with a harness which you attach to yourself. You should be able to hire on out from a tool/equipment hire place for a weekend - although watching Ros burn the grass might be more fun!!
Peace to all... I sign, most definately. It's going to be hard keeping the peace in my fave part of the world as it is.
I agree that nutella can be the currency, but preferably IN the jars than out, as trade might be rather messy otherwise.
Cantus, you need a brush cutter! It's an industrial size strimmer with a harness which you attach to yourself. You should be able to hire on out from a tool/equipment hire place for a weekend - although watching Ros burn the grass might be more fun!!
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You may have noticed that I have got Brazil so you had all better be a lot nicer to Marmite if you want me to distribute my nuts for your nutella!
Ah, what the hell, have them for free in the name of peace and harmony! (Can you tell that work finishes in a few minutes!!!!)
You may have noticed that I have got Brazil so you had all better be a lot nicer to Marmite if you want me to distribute my nuts for your nutella!
Ah, what the hell, have them for free in the name of peace and harmony! (Can you tell that work finishes in a few minutes!!!!)
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I agree to the peace treaty.
And i agree nutella should be the world currency. but also puts forward the idea of Revels being a form of currency too. as they are smaller and gorgeus.
I agree to the peace treaty.
And i agree nutella should be the world currency. but also puts forward the idea of Revels being a form of currency too. as they are smaller and gorgeus.
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I sign the treaty, too...except where is Nutella made currently? Wouldn't all countries need to start making it?
quote:Sepa, you say that like it's a bad thing...
Originally posted by Sepa:
I agree that nutella can be the currency, but preferably IN the jars than out, as trade might be rather messy otherwise.
I sign the treaty, too...except where is Nutella made currently? Wouldn't all countries need to start making it?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
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Location: Nottingham UK
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Location: Nottingham UK
Posted:
I agree to have nutella as currencey but it must be in jars, too sticky otherwise.
Pyrophile. Nutella is made with hazel nuts not brazil nuts and brazil nuts do not actually come from Brazil they grow in India Sorry to burst your bubble . As I've already signed the peace treaty I will be nice to you anyway.
C@ntus you could cut monster grass down to a more managable level (6 to 8 inches) with a hedge trimmer and then cut it with a lawn-mower. I did this to mine a few weeks ago and it worked a treat.
Pink Poi I'm not sure about your 'revels' idea. I will only agree to it if all the coffee ones are removed
Onelove, Thistlefirepixie
[ 23 July 2002, 08:55: Message edited by: Thistle ]
I agree to have nutella as currencey but it must be in jars, too sticky otherwise.
Pyrophile. Nutella is made with hazel nuts not brazil nuts and brazil nuts do not actually come from Brazil they grow in India Sorry to burst your bubble . As I've already signed the peace treaty I will be nice to you anyway.
C@ntus you could cut monster grass down to a more managable level (6 to 8 inches) with a hedge trimmer and then cut it with a lawn-mower. I did this to mine a few weeks ago and it worked a treat.
Pink Poi I'm not sure about your 'revels' idea. I will only agree to it if all the coffee ones are removed
Onelove, Thistlefirepixie
[ 23 July 2002, 08:55: Message edited by: Thistle ]
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Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
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Posted:
C@ntus, id say leave your grass for a couple more weeks until you can open it as a tourist attraction! your very own mini forest full of whatever youd like to be in it, as long as they are shy and retiring and dont like to be seen by humans. you can borrow some of my tourists from vanauatu.
Nutella sounds good to me, but do we have different sizes or what? maybe we should invent white and dark nutella, or brazil nut nutella?!?!?!
C@ntus, id say leave your grass for a couple more weeks until you can open it as a tourist attraction! your very own mini forest full of whatever youd like to be in it, as long as they are shy and retiring and dont like to be seen by humans. you can borrow some of my tourists from vanauatu.
Nutella sounds good to me, but do we have different sizes or what? maybe we should invent white and dark nutella, or brazil nut nutella?!?!?!
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
Posted:
I would like to give my support to the world peace treaty.
anyone that disagrees should be bombed with nutella until they agree to these more than reasonable requests.
I also agree that nutella should become world currency, but I feel jars are too limiting, crepes, sandwiches, toast etc should also be included.
Pink Poi, Thistle, the revels make sense, and I can store those "dangerous" coffee ones for you, no charge, utterly selfless reasons , not that I love coffee and want all coffee based products under my somewhat dubious control. nope, none of that. completely altruistic, that's me
I would like to give my support to the world peace treaty.
anyone that disagrees should be bombed with nutella until they agree to these more than reasonable requests.
I also agree that nutella should become world currency, but I feel jars are too limiting, crepes, sandwiches, toast etc should also be included.
Pink Poi, Thistle, the revels make sense, and I can store those "dangerous" coffee ones for you, no charge, utterly selfless reasons , not that I love coffee and want all coffee based products under my somewhat dubious control. nope, none of that. completely altruistic, that's me
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*But you're so tired...*
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Posted:
The real deal in currency should be nutella body paint. Edible, lickable & applicable to any body part. That way if you make a payment in body paint, you can recoup many dividends...
The real deal in currency should be nutella body paint. Edible, lickable & applicable to any body part. That way if you make a payment in body paint, you can recoup many dividends...
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
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quote:bows before Rozi undeniable intellect, gosh darn wish I'd thought of that one.
The real deal in currency should be nutella body paint. Edible, lickable & applicable to any body part. That way if you make a payment in body paint, you can recoup many dividends...
*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
You know, in some cultures, hemp was used as currency...
You know, in some cultures, hemp was used as currency...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
How do you change this thing???
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Posted:
The Nutellas mine you hear... all my... but If you want some... tee hee... you'll have to ask all nice like...
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Hey... where's Goku???
The Nutellas mine you hear... all my... but If you want some... tee hee... you'll have to ask all nice like...
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Hey... where's Goku???
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
I agree definitely
Oh and Cantus, if you need someone to get rid of an inordinant amount of grass.........
Nutella Body Paint??? - WTF??? - Suddenly my life has meaning again - hurrah.........
[ 24 July 2002, 19:18: Message edited by: Small Boy ]
I agree definitely
quote:Pretty fucking trajic I say, or a severely messy night....
Originally posted by Ray
Pretty sad when you cant burn grass hehe
quote:Shut up, I have enough problem saving money as is - lol
Originally posted by MikeGinny
You know, in some cultures, hemp was used as currency...
Oh and Cantus, if you need someone to get rid of an inordinant amount of grass.........
Nutella Body Paint??? - WTF??? - Suddenly my life has meaning again - hurrah.........
[ 24 July 2002, 19:18: Message edited by: Small Boy ]
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Mike, it's not BAD per se to have messy trade, but I AM choosy about who I get sticky with
Different size jars would just be like different coins, - those little singles packs would probably be worth about 5p or something, wouldn't they.
I THINK nutella is made by ferero rocher and ferero rocher are a swiss chocolate company??!!
Nutella body paint would be at the high end of the currency scale, but right at the top would be nutella chocolate - noggies!
Noggies, noggies, noggies, noggies! YUM!
Mike, it's not BAD per se to have messy trade, but I AM choosy about who I get sticky with
Different size jars would just be like different coins, - those little singles packs would probably be worth about 5p or something, wouldn't they.
I THINK nutella is made by ferero rocher and ferero rocher are a swiss chocolate company??!!
Nutella body paint would be at the high end of the currency scale, but right at the top would be nutella chocolate - noggies!
Noggies, noggies, noggies, noggies! YUM!
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Posted:
C@ntus....you need chickens!!!!!
Chicken shit kills grass off no problem
Anyhow dont cut the grass, that would really piss the fairies off!!!
I love Nuttella but I prefer Green and Blacks organic(or should that be 'Orgasmic') Hazelnut & Choccie spread....and its fairtrade
Luv n Uggs
Angie x
[ 25 July 2002, 01:50: Message edited by: Angie ]
C@ntus....you need chickens!!!!!
Chicken shit kills grass off no problem
Anyhow dont cut the grass, that would really piss the fairies off!!!
I love Nuttella but I prefer Green and Blacks organic(or should that be 'Orgasmic') Hazelnut & Choccie spread....and its fairtrade
Luv n Uggs
Angie x
[ 25 July 2002, 01:50: Message edited by: Angie ]
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Posted:
Don't worry i'll take control of all the Coffee one's. But i admit that my reasons are selfish....i love the coffee ones. let's do a deal sub, we share the coffee ones 50-50
Don't worry i'll take control of all the Coffee one's. But i admit that my reasons are selfish....i love the coffee ones. let's do a deal sub, we share the coffee ones 50-50
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
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Posted:
SHARE?? coffee
just a minute
*walks out of room*
*walks back into room* - we are in a room right?
ok, I've come to terms with that concept now.
actually I have an unfounded bias towards coffee drinkers/eaters *mmmm plain chocolate coated coffee beans, mmmm* sorry
anyway. Yes more that happy to share with you Pink Poi
My only request would be that anyone else that wants them can also share control with us
SHARE?? coffee
just a minute
*walks out of room*
*walks back into room* - we are in a room right?
ok, I've come to terms with that concept now.
actually I have an unfounded bias towards coffee drinkers/eaters *mmmm plain chocolate coated coffee beans, mmmm* sorry
anyway. Yes more that happy to share with you Pink Poi
My only request would be that anyone else that wants them can also share control with us
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Posted:
*considers the deal*
*thinks of all the coffee*
Ok. agreed. it's a deal.
*considers the deal*
*thinks of all the coffee*
Ok. agreed. it's a deal.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Posted:
Waiddasecond, waiddasecond.
We're making a world here that is just a twisted version of the already twisted one that we live in. Instead of money, Nutella, and instead of oil, coffee?
And you don't think that wars will be fought over these two very things?
If we make the currency hemp, then we can grow all we need, and we can keep inflation in check at the same time by burning the excess...
Waiddasecond, waiddasecond.
We're making a world here that is just a twisted version of the already twisted one that we live in. Instead of money, Nutella, and instead of oil, coffee?
And you don't think that wars will be fought over these two very things?
If we make the currency hemp, then we can grow all we need, and we can keep inflation in check at the same time by burning the excess...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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* big ahem * I said we will all share the world, except for the fact that I get Brazil and Jamaica.
But I said you guys can come visit and smoke nameless legal substances
* big ahem * I said we will all share the world, except for the fact that I get Brazil and Jamaica.
But I said you guys can come visit and smoke nameless legal substances
You. Its whats for dinner!
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Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
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Posted:
excuse me MikeGinny, but seeing as you have all signed this here peace treaty, there wont be any wars over currency. HOw about Chocolate Bribes? for those who enjoy (how i dont know) chocolate coated coffee beans, may the bean growers of africa or wherever join forces with the cocoa growers and bribe the coffee bean lovers for whatever they need to bribe someone else!
well it sounded good in my head...
excuse me MikeGinny, but seeing as you have all signed this here peace treaty, there wont be any wars over currency. HOw about Chocolate Bribes? for those who enjoy (how i dont know) chocolate coated coffee beans, may the bean growers of africa or wherever join forces with the cocoa growers and bribe the coffee bean lovers for whatever they need to bribe someone else!
well it sounded good in my head...
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