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Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...
Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooh Pete's dating! Hope we get to meet her soon? Good for you mate erm does she have an older brother, uncle maybe...? just asking 
Ooh Pete's dating! Hope we get to meet her soon? Good for you mate
erm does she have an older brother, uncle maybe...? just asking 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
in that case im divorcing you and taking a third of all you own US stylee
in that case im divorcing you and taking a third of all you own US stylee
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Ok that was a bit pre emptive...
She has just texted me saying she "doesn't want a relationship"
Oh well, i had a beer with a pretty girl anyways, so, no loss
Ok that was a bit pre emptive...
She has just texted me saying she "doesn't want a relationship"
Oh well, i had a beer with a pretty girl anyways, so, no loss
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*rips up divorce documents
ah well mate
*rips up divorce documents
ah well mate
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh good...
Tell the lawyers to get off my back too will ya?
Elaine, i'll keep my eye out for some men for you...
Oh good...
Tell the lawyers to get off my back too will ya?
Elaine, i'll keep my eye out for some men for you...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
never mind. There's always beer. And Linda
never mind. There's always beer. And Linda
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hee hee
yes i am a universal constant
there are few certainties in life - death, taxes and me
are you scared yet? 
*gets a stick and beats back the lawyers and gives pete a big sorry smoosh
hee hee
yes i am a universal constant
there are few certainties in life - death, taxes and me
are you scared yet?
*gets a stick and beats back the lawyers and gives pete a big sorry smoosh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
[Old link] [Old link] [Old link] [Old link] [Old link]?
[Old link] [Old link] [Old link] [Old link] [Old link]?
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
ohh what do you use them for?
ohh what do you use them for?
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Dunno what do you use them for?
Written by: linden rathen
ohh what do you use them for?
Dunno what do you use them for?
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
can you eat and/or drink them?
or maybe they find pretty things like snuffles
can you eat and/or drink them?
or maybe they find pretty things like snuffles
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Juggling
Of course...
Juggling
Of course...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
ahhhh
so why was it useful?
ahhhh
so why was it useful?
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comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
Hi there Flashpoint!
How are you?
Hi there Flashpoint!
How are you?
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Why im very well, thank you my dear Australian. Will you be my own personal adopted Australian? I have a friend in the Antipodes at the moment. If you happen to be in Sydney at any point, and see a young gentleman who looks the worse for drink, and working in an English themed bar (probably) it's Will. Tell him he is gay.
Thank you.
A desparate plea to anyone who lives on the far side of the world.
Why im very well, thank you my dear Australian. Will you be my own personal adopted Australian? I have a friend in the Antipodes at the moment. If you happen to be in Sydney at any point, and see a young gentleman who looks the worse for drink, and working in an English themed bar (probably) it's Will. Tell him he is gay.
Thank you.
A desparate plea to anyone who lives on the far side of the world.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
Yeah you can adopt me!
I'm not actually anywhere near Sydney unfortunately....It's probably a good 10 hour drive from here.
Yeah you can adopt me!
I'm not actually anywhere near Sydney unfortunately....It's probably a good 10 hour drive from here.
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Great I have an adopted Roarfire!
I'll keep her in a box and call on her when arty stuff is needed. You can have the box next to Aimee...
Great I have an adopted Roarfire!
I'll keep her in a box and call on her when arty stuff is needed. You can have the box next to Aimee...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Which box?
Which box?
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comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
What if I don't wanna be in a box?
What if I don't wanna be in a box?
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
hello
twas very nice to see you again but still no virgin mary piccy
i shall get round to that eventually
hello
twas very nice to see you again but still no virgin mary piccy
i shall get round to that eventually Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*pokes pete
how was the journey home man? cantus not smell too bad i hope? or did you get gropeage?
was awsome to see you again much love
*pokes pete
how was the journey home man? cantus not smell too bad i hope? or did you get gropeage?
was awsome to see you again much love
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Pete when are you going to tap dance for me again. I'm feeling a distinct lack of tapdancing poi-ers in my life right now. I'm sure we can find you some sand to do it on so you feel at home
Pete when are you going to tap dance for me again. I'm feeling a distinct lack of tapdancing poi-ers in my life right now. I'm sure we can find you some sand to do it on so you feel at home
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Thank you Skully... Next time me and Lauz will tapdance and poi for you.
Jon: That box..... |=|
Roar: If you dont want to be in a box, would you like to be in a canister? I can sort you out a comfy canister.
Although that sounds too much like Canesten.
Pige: Why in heavens name were we doing that thing with the antispun hoop?
Linda: The journey home was very nice. Cantus fell asleep. I did too, but woke up before we died. Cantus then donated a can of red bull to getting us home in one piece. We listened to Eddie Izzard.
Thank you Skully... Next time me and Lauz will tapdance and poi for you.
Jon: That box..... |=|
Roar: If you dont want to be in a box, would you like to be in a canister? I can sort you out a comfy canister.
Although that sounds too much like Canesten.
Pige: Why in heavens name were we doing that thing with the antispun hoop?
Linda: The journey home was very nice. Cantus fell asleep. I did too, but woke up before we died. Cantus then donated a can of red bull to getting us home in one piece. We listened to Eddie Izzard.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
yay for eddie lizzard
yay for eddie lizzard
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Was great to see you again hon, you give the bestest hugs 
Was great to see you again hon, you give the bestest hugs
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I would love a quiche, thank you.
A big, wet, sloppy quiche...
I would love a quiche, thank you.
A big, wet, sloppy quiche...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
two drums and a cymbol fell of a cliff....
two drums and a cymbol fell of a cliff....
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Followed by two elephants......
Followed by two elephants......
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Flash, have you made arrangements to send my birthday cake to Bath this weekend?
Flash, have you made arrangements to send my birthday cake to Bath this weekend?
Gayle.....!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Gayle! I cant im so sorry, I will have to make you belated brownies for your birthday next time i see you. I will make a big iced brownie for you...
Gayle! I cant im so sorry, I will have to make you belated brownies for your birthday next time i see you. I will make a big iced brownie for you...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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