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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello!

Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!

I

Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)



Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad



Likes- Nice People



Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...



Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar eek



Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet



Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships



Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related... censored ubblove censored



Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...



Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks



Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...

I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....



weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley



Oh, and hug to everyone...



Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available... smile

EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Actually,I'm pretty sure soundwave actually did double up as a working tape deck...

My favourite one was Jazz! He rocked!

Sorry sparkey... ubbcrying

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RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Nup.. he didn't. $40 when I was a wee lad told me so. None of my own money though. I remember borrowing 40 cents from a friend back then, and thinking I was doomed to be paying that debt off the rest of my life.. ubblol

Jazz was pretty neat. To me it was because as a car he didn't look as goofy as his peers.. I thought the bad guys were generally cooler though, especially the 5 planes who could turn into a big mean ass kicker! smile

RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Just did some reading on the Transformers universe- didn't think it was so huge!
https://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/6563/allfour.html

Turns out Spiderman and GI Joe got involved with them at some point too! confused

daisylouBRONZE Member
la di da di da
147 posts
Location: North Wales


Posted:
are you going to the ellesmere port convention then?

just a crazee daisy living in a crazy world


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Little newsie update, for those interested...

My GF and I split up, amicably, three weeks ago. Last night she slept with someone else. I am gutted, even though the reason we split up was nothing to do with, and at the same time, everything to do with sex. She had pulled a really fit bloke at a house party that I encouraged her to go to, and now i'm feeling really rejected and dirty.
I mean, right now i'm very low, i have a truly [censored] job that at the moment consists of creative time wasting, other reasons listed above, and i'm nearly 27 and my life is going nowhere. I hate myself and my convictions, i crashed my car which now needs fixing, I have no money to buy tobacco or drink, I'm hungry, my dad is saying he has to sell the house, my dad is a wanker, my brother is a wanker, and my mum is dead. No fecking wonder i'm depressed. I'm in counselling, but that is doing didlly squat, i might have to book myself in at a centre to become a well adjusted human being. Plus on top of that, I cant get a new GF or fukbuddy, cos i'm so damned shy at the moment, shy that is in a sexual way, i'll be damned if i'll ever be shy in the social sense of the word! Oh and every time i'm in a social situation i put myself across as a prize tosser. Fuuck this.

I cant cry anymore either.

I sometimes wonder if anyone would mourn me if i died, or if I went away. I just feel like a burden on everyone and everybody, but i cant bloody motivate myself out of it!
I just dont think i'm a very likeable person...

Not for want of trying, tho...

The thing is this sounds like so much self indulgent bullshit because there are people out there who have much worse problems, and I feel like a tit for posting this, but i suppose its a bit cathartic, so forgive me if I go on.

I have no self respect. It went about 10 years ago. No shame. I'm overweight, but it's coming off now cos i'm not eating properly. I have no true knowledge of who "me" truly is anymore.
I feel abused, lost and so very tired.

No hot tear kisses my cheek,
No eyes with pity turn to me,
I lack the precious love I seek,
I lack the perfect grace to see

I'm lost to all my hopes and dreams
My heart is broke beyond repair
And hatred burns within my breast
And rage a chalice fair

From screaming thought of love that failed
From broken eyes no tear falls
Down cheeks no kiss will ever trail
One more lost soul the devil calls

Me@here&now

hug

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Flashpoint we would mourn you if you died. You are one of our community. A community is made up of many parts. Some are loud and brash, some are quiet and still, some dance whilst others sleep. It takes all sorts to make the total. If you weren't here there would be a hole.

It may feel like you are at the bottom of a pit thats dark and lonely right now with little hope of getting out, but you just take a look up. There is light at the top of that pit and with the help of your friends and a community of nutty spinners beside you we can get up out of the pit. Everyone has times that they hold out a hand of hope to another and also we all have times when we need to be the one accepting the help.

You, by posting this have done a very brave thing. You have taken the first step. You have asked for help. If you need to express yourself more feel free. Say it all. If you want to do it more privately you can always PM me. Say anything you like or need to. You are NOT alone.
hug

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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey Pete, how you doing buddy, I'm sorry to hear about you and your gf, life goes on amte, i know thats hard to think right now but it does, its how well we get up from things like this that shows how strong we are, you can got a lot of support from this community, we all care for you, even those that have not met you, I am one of the lucky ones that have met you and have to say you are a great guy and one of my fav's smile We're all here for you mate, Feel free to PM anytime day or night, (it doesnt matter cos you cant wake me up that way nar ne nar nar nar).

We'll go cruising for chicks at falmouth ok smile

Keep smiling dude

Will hug

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
will i'll never forget your balls technique in Rockworld!!!

Seriously tho, things just got on top of me there for a moment, and I got a bit emotional, and HoP was open, and I thought What the hell...

Catharsis is great...

Hell, i cant believe I wrote that!

Thanks guys... hug back...

See you @ Falmouth!

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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh yeh buddy u n me in that room, we had them there, but naturally to even up the compettion and be fair we let the other guys have em ey wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
well, we cant have all the fun!

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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
too right it was only fair wasnt it, falmouth watch out for Pete n Will

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
you have an agreement, dont you?

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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
about what?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
you mentioned it to me in rockworld... i'll shut up now, in case there are *ahem* recriminations...

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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Would that be in my drunken stupour, possibly, what are your arrangements for getting to falmouth? Who you tenting with?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm driving with Kyle, Tobi (if he ever gets back to me) and Kyrian, whom I have never met...

If my car is working by then...

I'm tenting on my ownies, but have offered space... And I have an airbed, so i'm going to be all comfies...

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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
i just bought a new tent, what u think https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?V...I%3AIT&rd=1

im gonna get a double blow up mattress too

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
that looks kooooooool.....

All multi coloured and everything...

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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well i was gonna get this one, and im not joking https://www.millets.co.uk/Millets.storefront/EN/Product/09379299

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


house_of_millGOLD Member
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England


Posted:
Dude dont be down I'm in a shite place too at the mo as are lots of people all you need to remember is that if you smile and look for that new direction your'l get there dont look within yourself for problems mate look out into the world for solutions(Vodka Whiskey Joking mate smoke dont drink) but seriously man it'l get better just give it time, well Falmouth ten days away and i may be there to stretch your grin if I see it getting narrow, just realised as well as owing a debt I'm owed a debt so Joy joy joy!
And Joints Joints Joints! hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug grouphug grouphug peace

*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hello Hun

Thanks for the boot lift to and from Asda..... I forget which day.... that all seem to have blurred a little around the edges and shiggled themselves all together into one big happy ball of warm joy in my brain. The trip doing up Mintys boots was very odd as we had to wriggle about a lot to reach the boots, but the snuggly one back with Jon was strangely more cramped.... figure that one out for me if you can.

It was great to finally meet you. Your tap dancing on sand was amazing!

Hope to see you again soon...... PLAY Fest?

hug
Skully

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house_of_millGOLD Member
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England


Posted:
Yeah Pete that Tap on a stone sand combo was very good its hard enough on solid floors, it was good to be in a field with you again mate!

*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival


.:star:.SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
lovely to meet you this weekend hug
you made me giggle lots!

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
hey your one cool dude!
hug
i never got the virgin mary pic so you will have to take one and send it to me!!!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Thanks chaps... Lauz, it'll have to wait till Play for that!

Skully, it was an honour and a pleasure to meet you and have you (ahem) in my boot...

Star, cheers hun, as long as it went down (ahem again) well!

Millhouse. I love you!

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
ok i cant go to play frown i'm broke so could you ask a nice person to take one for me and put it on here coz that will cheer me up for the not being able to go to play thing !!!!!!hug

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
First I own you...then I meet you and finally I post on your intro thread... was good to finally meet you dude...respect to the car of much colour wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
We came... we saw... we hugged... we left... thank you! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
*is remembering her tiger balm promise*

wink hug

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Aimee, I will hold you to that!

Vix, there will be more big bear hugs for you next time...

Mynci: You are astonishingly good looking. Even with the mask and the strange contact lenses. If i wasnt hetero, you'd be top of my list! biggrin

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