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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
ok :P
*hopes his alter ego doesnt kill him -- then again they'd have to fight it out between themselves first
ok :P
*hopes his alter ego doesnt kill him -- then again they'd have to fight it out between themselves first
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
HOW MANY MORE Green men must die?!
LET them LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Written by: Molly
His silly green alter ego killed him
silly
HOW MANY MORE Green men must die?!
LET them LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
Look, I'm working on it OK?
Disclaimer - no green men were (permanently) harmed in the production of this winter. No comment on the fate of the red men though
Look, I'm working on it OK?
Disclaimer - no green men were (permanently) harmed in the production of this winter. No comment on the fate of the red men though
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
your killing red men as well molly? how could you?
your killing red men as well molly? how could you?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
Look I didn't kill anyone. I'm nice me
Look I didn't kill anyone. I'm nice me
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
ahh ok so what happened to the red men?
ahh ok so what happened to the red men?
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
You might bring them back to life, but the emotional scars are lasting.
Written by: Molly
Disclaimer - no green men were (permanently) harmed in the production of this winter. No comment on the fate of the red men though
You might bring them back to life, but the emotional scars are lasting.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
poor people
*sets up SPGARP society for protection of green and red people:p
poor people
*sets up SPGARP society for protection of green and red people:p
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Pink want so know if you have killed any pink people. she is very worried. please put her mind at rest
Pink want so know if you have killed any pink people. she is very worried. please put her mind at rest
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
Oh really. Listen to me! I don't kill anybody. Whatever colour.
Green men do this thing of dying twice a year to sort out the seasons and then I bring them back to life.
Red men do all sorts of naughty things and can't really be accounted for.
There aren't, I'm afraid, any pink people. They wouldn't show up in the torchlight
Better now?
Oh really. Listen to me! I don't kill anybody. Whatever colour.
Green men do this thing of dying twice a year to sort out the seasons and then I bring them back to life.
Red men do all sorts of naughty things and can't really be accounted for.
There aren't, I'm afraid, any pink people. They wouldn't show up in the torchlight
Better now?
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
What if a red man got lucky with a white lady... wouldn't their illegitimate children be pink?
What if a red man got lucky with a white lady... wouldn't their illegitimate children be pink?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
Considering that my mother's idea of talking to me about the birds and the bees was to tell me that if I ever fell in love with a black man then I would have grey babies, yes, red and white makes pink babies.
Considering that my mother's idea of talking to me about the birds and the bees was to tell me that if I ever fell in love with a black man then I would have grey babies, yes, red and white makes pink babies.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
and there was me thinking that my parents told me strange things when I was younger!
and there was me thinking that my parents told me strange things when I was younger!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
My mom explained the entire biolgical process of sex including the genetics associated with X and Y chromosomes.
I had no idea why anyone would ever use birthcontrol since it sounded like an awful lot of annoying work just to then stop the process.
:blush:
My mom explained the entire biolgical process of sex including the genetics associated with X and Y chromosomes.
I had no idea why anyone would ever use birthcontrol since it sounded like an awful lot of annoying work just to then stop the process.
:blush:
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lol my parents let my school teach me about the birds n the bees
they fly right?
lol my parents let my school teach me about the birds n the bees
they fly right?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Don't forget the fleas. But only the educated ones.
Don't forget the fleas. But only the educated ones.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
fleas are fun
so long as you dont have them
fleas are fun
so long as you dont have them
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I havent actually got them on me, but I can get hold of some for you if you need them....
for Skully and a 
too.
I havent actually got them on me, but I can get hold of some for you if you need them....
for Skully and a too. GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lol i want to train them
and they will become my (short) unweaving army of evil and i shall take over the world
mwahahahaha
lol i want to train them
and they will become my (short) unweaving army of evil and i shall take over the world
mwahahahaha
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
i do worry about that one sometimes....
you rat free yet?
i do worry about that one sometimes....you rat free yet?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
yep! I managed to get it out with the grabber. It did split in half though which was very ewwwwwwww and made me gag. I had to throw the grabber away with it as it was covered in rat bits and I couldn't face cleaning it. Ewwwwwww *shudder*
yep! I managed to get it out with the grabber. It did split in half though which was very ewwwwwwww and made me gag. I had to throw the grabber away with it as it was covered in rat bits and I couldn't face cleaning it. Ewwwwwww *shudder*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yuck! At least it's gone hun
Lovely to see you on Sunday - you were positively glowing lady, bouncing around like you had ants in your pants!
Only 3 more sleeps!!
Yuck! At least it's gone hun
Lovely to see you on Sunday - you were positively glowing lady, bouncing around like you had ants in your pants!
Only 3 more sleeps!!
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Yeah I was a bit hyper...... I put it down to eating way too much cheese and chocolate and not sleeping enough...... oh and the fact that there was so much fun to be had and so many nice people to have it with.
Yeah I was a bit hyper...... I put it down to eating way too much cheese and chocolate and not sleeping enough...... oh and the fact that there was so much fun to be had and so many nice people to have it with.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
That's very true - I had 1 beer and no puff and had the best time How come I know this and yet I persist in smoking myself into paranoia every time there's a meet?
Will be good at the weekend.....
That's very true - I had 1 beer and no puff and had the best time
How come I know this and yet I persist in smoking myself into paranoia every time there's a meet? Will be good at the weekend.....
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
sure surev:p
sure surev:p
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Thanks Skully for the tape smaples.
They are fab....I seen someones scooter taped up with them the other day so they must be sold here somewhere too..
Thanks Skully for the tape smaples.
They are fab....I seen someones scooter taped up with them the other day so they must be sold here somewhere too..
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link
Non-Https Image Link
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
i wish people would post random pictures of naked men in my thread....
....can i share him with you skully?
i wish people would post random pictures of naked men in my thread....
....can i share him with you skully?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I can't see him. I'm in work and its blocked Is he tall and skinny with a swimmers build?
Gnor, you are most welcome. Do a search for 'Pro gaf tape' on google. They do other colours but not many companies stock them. good luck finding it.
I can't see him. I'm in work and its blocked
Is he tall and skinny with a swimmers build?Gnor, you are most welcome. Do a search for 'Pro gaf tape' on google. They do other colours but not many companies stock them.
good luck finding it. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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