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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
It wasn't me that came up with naked twister.... it was...... um...........Gayle I think........ or maybe Gothfrogette........ or..... um...... Garthy..... I'm not guilty of that one! Oh and you are a perv!
and we wouldn't have you any other way hun!
It wasn't me that came up with naked twister.... it was...... um...........Gayle I think........ or maybe Gothfrogette........ or..... um...... Garthy..... I'm not guilty of that one! Oh and you are a perv!
and we wouldn't have you any other way hun! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Posted:
I'm impressed, I was expecting to get blamed for that idea!
I'm impressed, I was expecting to get blamed for that idea!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pooh-Bah
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Ooooo it could have been Dave........ he might have been the one that suggested baby oil..... hmmmmmm ....... or maybe that was me......I forget..... I'm old! My memory is shot to pieces
Ooooo it could have been Dave........ he might have been the one that suggested baby oil..... hmmmmmm ....... or maybe that was me......I forget..... I'm old! My memory is shot to pieces
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Posted:
Baby Oil!! noone told me about that!
I feel all left out!
Baby Oil!! noone told me about that!
I feel all left out!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
It never happened babe.... you missed out on nothing. You'll have to ask Garthy to bring it again to the next Falmouth and you can set up a game on the field! I'm sure you'd get lots of stoned drunk spinners to join in!
It never happened babe.... you missed out on nothing. You'll have to ask Garthy to bring it again to the next Falmouth and you can set up a game on the field! I'm sure you'd get lots of stoned drunk spinners to join in!
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NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Ew. A field full of drunk stoned hippies with baby oil playing naked twister.
Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that one.
Ew. A field full of drunk stoned hippies with baby oil playing naked twister.
Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that one.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
when you put it like that so will I
when you put it like that so will I Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
So, how soon will Google link to this page when people search for Porn, using the keywords "naked Hopping"??
So, how soon will Google link to this page when people search for Porn, using the keywords "naked Hopping"??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Heh, I was trying to google 'club swinging' today and all I got were porn links to "swinging" and "clubs".
Not as bad as when I used to go swing dancing and would tell people that my female friends and I were "swingers"... we'd have to correct ourselves all the time.
Heh, I was trying to google 'club swinging' today and all I got were porn links to "swinging" and "clubs".
Not as bad as when I used to go swing dancing and would tell people that my female friends and I were "swingers"... we'd have to correct ourselves all the time.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Yep!
Written by: Skulduggery
Probably..... its all that talk of naked twister....... I blame Gayle...! she's such a hussy
Yep! Gayle.....!
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Posted:
Good morning gorgeous lady!
How goes it in Bath?
Warning to the world.... don't expect any sense from me today because I feel sleepy, achy and dopey......... I wish someone would hurry up and perfect the art of doing total body transplants!
Good morning gorgeous lady!How goes it in Bath?
Warning to the world.... don't expect any sense from me today because I feel sleepy, achy and dopey......... I wish someone would hurry up and perfect the art of doing total body transplants!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Loverly ta.
just sat in work trying not to be distracted by HOP. It's proving very difficult as the work i have to do is boring as hell.....
All you need now is doc, bashful, happy, grumpy and sneezy and you'll have a full set.
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Heigh-ho, heigh-ho it's off to work i go.....
Loverly ta.
just sat in work trying not to be distracted by HOP. It's proving very difficult as the work i have to do is boring as hell.....
All you need now is doc, bashful, happy, grumpy and sneezy and you'll have a full set.
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Heigh-ho, heigh-ho it's off to work i go.....
Gayle.....!
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Posted:
High-ho high-ho to rob a bank we go, with a shotgun and stick and a very large brick high-ho high-ho....
High-ho high-ho to rob a bank we go, with a shotgun and stick and a very large brick high-ho high-ho....
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
So are you Misses!
So are you Misses!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
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Posted:
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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My Womad tickets just got here. I have them in my sweaty lil palm! YAY! Woooo Hoooooooo!
At least somethings going right today!........ OMG just as I'm typing this the postman knocked again and gave me a parcel..... From HoP..... with my pixie sticks in! YAY! Today is turning from uber crap into yippee central! All Hail the British postie for he has brought me happiness!
My Womad tickets just got here. I have them in my sweaty lil palm! YAY! Woooo Hoooooooo!
At least somethings going right today!........ OMG just as I'm typing this the postman knocked again and gave me a parcel..... From HoP..... with my pixie sticks in! YAY! Today is turning from uber crap into yippee central! All Hail the British postie for he has brought me happiness!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Gayle they are that purple colour but a little bit longer..... only a little bit mind! they are teenie compared to my mech made staff. They look very very small next to it. I can now at least practice some stuff sitting down. The lovely staff mech made me hasn't really been used due to my lack of standing upness. Oh well...... I'm sure it will get battered to death once I'm up and about again. The poor thing won't know whats hit it!
Gayle they are that purple colour but a little bit longer..... only a little bit mind! they are teenie compared to my mech made staff. They look very very small next to it. I can now at least practice some stuff sitting down. The lovely staff mech made me hasn't really been used due to my lack of standing upness. Oh well...... I'm sure it will get battered to death once I'm up and about again. The poor thing won't know whats hit it!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
[censored]!!!!!!!
[censored]!!!!!!!
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Posted:
huh?
huh?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
biscuits
biscuits
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NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
huh?
huh?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Posted:
Ooooooooooo NYC its officially your HoP birthday! Ooooooo Why did no one tell me of this impending thingie..... I could have made you some ice cream! 
bad bad skully!
Ooooooooooo NYC its officially your HoP birthday! Ooooooo Why did no one tell me of this impending thingie..... I could have made you some ice cream!
bad bad skully! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Posted:
but on a more discursive note - why is it that baby oil and suchlike aren't disturbing and breast milk derived dairy products verge on the traumatic?
(I mean seriously)
but on a more discursive note - why is it that baby oil and suchlike aren't disturbing and breast milk derived dairy products verge on the traumatic?
(I mean seriously)
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
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Posted:
babies arent scared of it.
coz they know its for them
babies arent scared of it.
coz they know its for them
Love is the law.
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I think its because....... um...... well......... if you look at it one way :tiltsheadtooneside: ......you can see..... umm..... But if you look at it from another way :tiltsheadtootherside: Ouch you get cramp in your neck ....... I blame Dave, Gayle and NYC...... It has to be their fault!
I think its because....... um...... well......... if you look at it one way :tiltsheadtooneside: ......you can see..... umm..... But if you look at it from another way :tiltsheadtootherside: Ouch you get cramp in your neck ....... I blame Dave, Gayle and NYC...... It has to be their fault!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
I blame Dave.
Happy birthday foreign boy....hope you and molly have good txt sex! Sorry Skully - don't mean to drag the thread back down but it's NYC's birthday he deserves txt sex from his gorgeous missus.
I blame Dave.
Happy birthday foreign boy....hope you and molly have good txt sex! Sorry Skully - don't mean to drag the thread back down but it's NYC's birthday he deserves txt sex from his gorgeous missus.
Gayle.....!
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Posted:
GAYLE! Sheesh you can't take that girl anywhere Ahhh she's so fab!
GAYLE! Sheesh you can't take that girl anywhere
Ahhh she's so fab! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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