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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
558 posts
Location: wales
Written by: coleman
i don't appreciate the anti-squirrel sentiment perpetuated in this thread from the very first post.
i had a truly deep and insightful experience with a squirrel once (and yes it was on clapham common but that does not make me weird, sick or twisted nor does it cast a shadow over my intentions that day).
Are you sure it was a squirrel?
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
wow...
10 posts later:
PONG!
ta.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
and I love foot porn.
It makes me all :hotandflustered:
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
where the heck is my squirrel poi thread?
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
ah [Old link] it is.
Meh
3,149 posts
Location: London
careful jonny, lonely foot-fetishists often strain their lower backs.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
How so?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
now you've baffled him Simian.
Meh
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
with the minimum of effort too.
i know someone far more confusing than simian but i haven't seen them round these parts of late...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Gidg all that rainbow colour didn't come from [Old link] did it?
Boys stop trying to confuse each other...... its way too easy! Find something harder to do...... like finding a way for me to pass a driving test without having to bribe the invigilator.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Nope Skully it's not from Faberge. I went to a rainbow and harvested it myself. It wasn't easy I can tell you! Not only did I get wet all these little creatures came up to stop me. It turned out OK though, once I told them what I was using it for they had no problem with it.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
And they say I'm away with the faeries!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I grazed my arm today and its gone all yucky so I just smothered it in Germolene. Why do they make antiseptic creams smell so funny?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
558 posts
Location: wales
To stop small children licking it off.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
To draw attention from the stinging pain?
558 posts
Location: wales
Oh no! you need the pain as an incentive to get better.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Surely you mean that you need the pain as an incentive not to do it again?
Meh
558 posts
Location: wales
umm...
Maybe.....
I'm not sure what I meant.
Well. if that aint just typical of me!
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
But Germolene has anaesthetic in it so it doesn't sting.
Anyway.......
I found my wish faery today. If this place had sound I'd let you hear her. I put a get better wish on the cut so it will be fine now.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Can I simply call you Dug from now on?
its much easier to spell than Skulduggery.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Yeah.Sure.Why not.They all think I'm a man anyway. *checks* nope no change, I'm still a woman. Dug is fine.
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
is that the same 'they' that are out to get me?
i hate them too.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
No thats a different 'they'. That 'they' have evil eyes that can follow you everywhere......even through walls. The 'they' I meant were the 'they' that are too lazy to look at my profile and assume from the name I'm a fella.
I admit maybe your 'they' are more scary but I don't think 'they' think I'm a man because they can see I'm a girlie. If 'they' can see through walls 'they' sure as hell can see through clothes, even if your knickers are lead lined. Not that I advise lead lining for knickers. Lead isn't very healthy to have close to your skin and its heavy and gives you that full nappy look.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I'm sticking with Skully. I'm use to it and we don't want to confuse the Gidgie.
(she's confused enough as it is) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Skully works too..... I'm not all that bothered what you call me as long as its not old
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Are you kidding? Me call you old? Not bloody likely. I believe that you and I are actually the two oldest women at HoP at the moment.
Anyway, we ain't old! We're just ... well seasoned.
I hope that I'm remembered your age right or I've just 
EDITED_BY: Gidg (1096060500)
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
558 posts
Location: wales
I'm old.
Very old.
I bet I'm older than Skully.
I am nearly as old as Gidg.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I go on mental age of my inner child and that ,according to an online test I took, is 6.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
You are Lillie?
Finally!!!! My age peers are getting into something cool!I've been sooo lonely. *sigh*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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