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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
that is a lovely habit let people stare as they want and sing
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Written by: Gidg
You know one of these days I'm going to have to try some of this stuff to see what all the hoopla is about.
eh, t isn't really worth the bother, but if you really want, there is a yummy crepe stand near Babajaga's place and they do offer nutella crepes. I'll get the ham and cheese though one though, thank you very much!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
1,024 posts
Location: london
oy!!! who took all my clothes
and why am i completly smothered in choc spread??
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
*points at Gnor*
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
points back at Skullduggery
I was made to do it..
Gidg....nutella is vastly overrated
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
Gnor, you are lucky cassabdra dosent post much lately!
Nuttella, hmmmmm Nutella!
M x
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I wonder if Nutella is the same the world over. Our marmite is nothing like English marmite.
mmm....marmite.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
What song were you singing??
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Written by: Mark P
Gnor, you are lucky cassabdra dosent post much lately!
Nuttella, hmmmmm Nutella!
M x
Cass is a nutella witch! she uses nutella as a key ingredient in making a potion (in crepe form) designed to make everyone fall in love with her. I know this to be true from personal experience, so watch out!
Gnor is right though, besides its sexual uses and the Cassandra context, Nutella is highly overrated.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Written by: Gnor
I wonder if Nutella is the same the world over. Our marmite is nothing like English marmite.
mmm....marmite.
well, I can tell you this much: nutella in the USA, Germany, France, and South Africa are all the same.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Maybe rename the spread....Cassanella.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
that would make her laugh I'm sure!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Will let you write the blurb..
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Written by: Gnor
points back at Skullduggery
I was made to do it..
Pffffft!!!! Excuse me young lady but,but,but,but,but......
*turns to Brodie* It was her! *points forcefully at Gnor*
You are all trying to corrupt me! I was so sweet and innocent before I came to HoP!
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1,024 posts
Location: london
k.... well i guess i need to go and waste all this nutella in the shower
and skully i did not corrupt you i only released what was already there. the true you
hehehehehe
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Waste Nutella ! *gasp* but thats, thats, thats........
I would have..... but I guess.......... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I didn't catch you in time! *sobs* Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Written by: Skulduggery
*sobs*
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
comes running in out of breath!!
Did somebody say "Waste Nutella?"
WHERE ARE THEY?? lemme attem!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Brodie, I think you could be in a wee bit of trouble.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
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So you're saying its cold?
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
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Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
1,024 posts
Location: london
**** stands wating outside a locked shower *****
dammit this nutella gets every where......
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
hands skullduggery a heat bag and snuggle up tight
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
oooh can I join in the snuggles? I'm not cold, but, I do have lots of body warmth to share!
Let's relight this forum 
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
All snuggles gratefully received! I'm still cold and feeling mighty craptastic today. They upped my hours at work this week and my body is rebelling. Bad body
bad body!Does anyone remember who it was or where it was someone was asking for info. on weighted cord to make flag poi? I found a uk company that sells it by the roll full. Maybe I'll just put a post up about it somewhere. I don't have the energy to do a durbs.
everyone Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
hey skulldug
Know what its like, working loads of hours myself at the moment so here is an extra big
I have just finished cleaning the lines in the pub and it is now 4.30 am! However it is up bright and early tomorrow as I have got lots of fireworks to plant for a show in the evening and then a little fire dancing too
Then on Saturday a very very rare occasion, a saturday night off!! YEAH!!! another firespinning gig in the evening at a larger display and I will actually get paid a reasonable ammount for this one
Hope work settles down a little babe,
M xx
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oh its not work that needs to settle down its me.... but thats a long and boring story so I won't tell it.
Good to hear you have a paying gig. I hope it goes well.
Brodie your nutella will have gone off by now! Maybe we should start a fresh and just have a lime jelly fight? I'll bring the paddling pool, you bring the jelly!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Holy Squealling piggies Batman........ Why in gods name do so many people spend money on fireworks?? Couldn't they just pile up the couple of hundred pounds in the garden and set fire to it??? I mean isn't thatjust what they are doing? Burning money?? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh I need ear plugs!
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