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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Do you have a certificate to prove that Brodie?
Gidg is here !!! YAY! I lost a small plastic bust of Beethoven down the back of a cupboard yesterday. I was Dusting (yes dusting
) Rowlf and his piano and it got flicked off. Didn't I tell you Dusting was evil!
Non-Https Image Link
Now I'll have to get someone big and strong to shift the cupboard *sigh* I'll have to stand there watching them ripple thier muscles whilst they bend over and wiggle thier ass as the catch hold of the woodern......... *glazes over in a day dream*
Do you have a certificate to prove that Brodie?
Gidg is here !!! YAY! I lost a small plastic bust of Beethoven down the back of a cupboard yesterday. I was Dusting (yes dusting
) Rowlf and his piano and it got flicked off. Didn't I tell you Dusting was evil!Non-Https Image Link
Now I'll have to get someone big and strong to shift the cupboard *sigh* I'll have to stand there watching them ripple thier muscles whilst they bend over and wiggle thier ass as the catch hold of the woodern......... *glazes over in a day dream*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Would you like me to do it?
Im stong and muscley.
*I tried to find a picture by flid of me at Brighton...but I couldnt find it. I will post it when I do*
Would you like me to do it?
Im stong and muscley.
*I tried to find a picture by flid of me at Brighton...but I couldnt find it. I will post it when I do*
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
ohhhhhhh ill do it....., do i have to grow where a handlebar tash tooo???
ohhhhhhh ill do it....., do i have to grow where a handlebar tash tooo???
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
No.
Mech once posted a link to the picture..
Its me looking lovely with my top off and lots of fire.
and im very proud of my handelbar tashe
No.
Mech once posted a link to the picture..
Its me looking lovely with my top off and lots of fire.
and im very proud of my handelbar tashe
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Its ok guys, I got it out with a coat hanger. But thanks for the offer to show off you rippling muscles!
Brodie, grow one if you like but remember its not just for christmas....... oh no thats puppies..... ummmm...... would it suit you?
Its ok guys, I got it out with a coat hanger. But thanks for the offer to show off you rippling muscles!
Brodie, grow one if you like but remember its not just for christmas....... oh no thats puppies..... ummmm...... would it suit you?
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
I can just imagine, dressed in black pvc, riding crop, handle bar moustache!! They'd think you got lost on the way to the Blue Oyster 
I can just imagine, dressed in black pvc, riding crop, handle bar moustache!! They'd think you got lost on the way to the Blue Oyster Let's relight this forum 
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Isn't this a little of the pot calling the kettle black?
Written by: Gidgbut then you would have had to have it in the first place.
Isn't this a little of the pot calling the kettle black?
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
nope on the way to torture garden - mostashe that idea belongs to ucof
nope on the way to torture garden - mostashe that idea belongs to ucof
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Mmmmmm, rippling muscles.
Hey Skully
Looks who talking Patrick.
Mmmmmm, rippling muscles.
Hey Skully
Looks who talking Patrick. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
OOOOOoooooooo Fight Fight Fight Fight........... in the red corner we have the Bouncing Bonny Gidg and in the blue corner we have the stitched up Badger boy Patrick......... play fair and when the bell sounds come out fighting!
*DING DING!!!*
My bets are on Gidg to win
OOOOOoooooooo Fight Fight Fight Fight........... in the red corner we have the Bouncing Bonny Gidg and in the blue corner we have the stitched up Badger boy Patrick......... play fair and when the bell sounds come out fighting!
*DING DING!!!*
My bets are on Gidg to win
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I was goinv to say that Gidg didnt give us enough time to see who was talking.
She said the answer in the same sentence.
Sort of like: Balls on ropes are also known as poi.
See what I mean?
I was goinv to say that Gidg didnt give us enough time to see who was talking.
She said the answer in the same sentence.
Sort of like: Balls on ropes are also known as poi.
See what I mean?
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
No one wins a fight!!! Now if its a friendly match....
No one wins a fight!!! Now if its a friendly match....
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
But Skully, it wouldn't be a fair fight. I have all the advantage since Patrick is so tall and lumbering he would never be able to get hold of me.
But Skully, it wouldn't be a fair fight. I have all the advantage since Patrick is so tall and lumbering he would never be able to get hold of me.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
oh ok........ how about a custard wrestling match instead?
oh ok........ how about a custard wrestling match instead?
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AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Didn't the Custard get killed by the Sioux???
Didn't the Custard get killed by the Sioux???
SILVER Member
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
am I being ignored in this thread as well as [Old link] one now?
OR have you just got nothing to add?
for you all anyways.
am I being ignored in this thread as well as [Old link] one now?
OR have you just got nothing to add?
for you all anyways. AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Did someone say something? 
Did someone say something?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
*flicks Custard at Patrick and UCoF*
*flicks Custard at Patrick and UCoF*
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SILVER Member
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*catches it in his mouth with incredible ease, as if he has practised catching gelatinous substances there before*
*catches it in his mouth with incredible ease, as if he has practised catching gelatinous substances there before*
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Grabs her feathered head band and puts it on.
It looks like the girls vs. the guys Skully. Get them pale faces!!!
grabing custard in each hand, Gidg flings it expertly and it lands on Patricks and UCoFs faces
Grabs her feathered head band and puts it on.
It looks like the girls vs. the guys Skully. Get them pale faces!!!
grabing custard in each hand, Gidg flings it expertly and it lands on Patricks and UCoFs faces
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*does the same again, completly unflustered as if he has experienced such an onslaught before*
*does the same again, completly unflustered as if he has experienced such an onslaught before*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
UCoF looks a little red faced after his last confession!
Its a shame Russ Meyer's died, he could have had UCoF in his next movie.
UCoF looks a little red faced after his last confession!
Its a shame Russ Meyer's died, he could have had UCoF in his next movie.
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Hows about Ray Mears?
Is that a close enough namesake?
Hows about Ray Mears?
Is that a close enough namesake?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Not really what I had in mind as I listened to "Walk on the wild side" and imagined you and partick shaving your legs!
Remind me not to listen to Lou Reed when talking to you again will you please!
Not really what I had in mind as I listened to "Walk on the wild side" and imagined you and partick shaving your legs!
Remind me not to listen to Lou Reed when talking to you again will you please!
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Never listen to Lou Reed when talking to me.
Never listen to Lou Reed when talking to me.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Patrick and Jon with shaved legs. Now that would be an interesting sight.
Patrick and Jon with shaved legs. Now that would be an interesting sight. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I shave my legs anyway.
so
I shave my legs anyway.
so
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg sticks out her tongue gives Jon a raspberry
Gidg sticks out her tongue gives Jon a raspberry
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooo plucked her eye brows on the way, shaved his legs then he was a she, I said hey babe take a walk on the wild side........
Ooooooo plucked her eye brows on the way, shaved his legs then he was a she, I said hey babe take a walk on the wild side........
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Hey! They shaved my belly, but never my legs!
Hey! They shaved my belly, but never my legs!
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