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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.

So...

5 things that make you laugh.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
1.there is a direct correlation between hotness and attraction to pois
2.there is a direct correlation between mingingness and repulsion to pois
3.the not hot ones dont let you see them so you only see hot ones
4.maybe all of them are not hot but only show pics of their hot friends
5.majority of all women are, in fact, hot...no no no, that's silly!

Top 5 things to set fire to?

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
1) poi
2) my curtains...
3) my arm in the middle of a chemestry lesson
4) spray-paint/deodorant
5) my nose hair (when i accidentally hit myself in the face with fire poi ubbloco )

5 reasons why "no, its a chicken" is a good reply to any question

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
1.Chicken is the most common taste, so it stands to reason it is the most common answer.
2.If you're gonna give a random answer, it may as well be that one
3.It most probably 'is' a chicken!
4.Cos I say so.
5.No, it's a chicken

5 ways to skin a cat

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
(i thought you woulda got the red dwarf relation to the "no its a chicken")

1) Sniper's way
2) my way
3) your way
4) pyrowill's way
5) with a blunt wooden spoon

5 things you would do if you could stop gravity effecting just you

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
(Must not have seen that episode - shame)

1.Put a superman suit on and fly everywhere!
2.Get lots of big cannons and lots of big nets, put one each at everywhere I would want to go (home/girlfriends/work etc), and launch myself there instead of walking/biking/driving etc ubbloco
3.Put on a Spiderman suit and bounce off all the buildings!
4.Use two elephants to poi with.
5.Probably get a rocket booster, cos Id probably end up launching myself into space accidently shrug

5 sayings you think we should get rid of:

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
1: yeah i know
2: safe!
3: smee... smeeee...... smeee hEEEE
4: you can't do that in here, pick them up on your way out (damn jilly's bouncers)
5: where's the fish?

5 best colours under blacklight

Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. Too dark to see
2. still too dark
3. OWww., turn the light off
4. No, turn on the blacklight
5. Too dark to see again.

5 games you play with yourself (i.e. when driving on motorways, avoiding the cats eyes... not THAT kind of playing)

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


MasiSILVER Member
resident spelunker...cave bugs!!!!
152 posts
Location: San Antonio, TX, USA


Posted:
1. he likes me, he likes me not
2. guess the die (see if you can predict which face is up)
3. solitaire
4. guess the color in the dark (take a mix of crayons and sit in the dark until your eyes adjust, pick up a random crayon and study it in the dark, write the name of the color of the crayon, turn on the lights and see if you're right)
5. can i reach that? (pick something high up like a doorframe or the ceiling and see if you can jump and touch it)

5 things (not people) you cannot live without

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Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. My guitar

2. My music

3. My bits and bobs

4. My poi.. or anyone elses, just as long as I can spin.

5. Money... poor I now, but hell, try and get a cuppa tea with no money... it's possible, but I need tea.... so actually

5. Tea.



5 things you wish you could live without.
EDITED_BY: Bretch (1106794392)

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


MasiSILVER Member
resident spelunker...cave bugs!!!!
152 posts
Location: San Antonio, TX, USA


Posted:
1. money
2. clothes (damn society)
3. my car
4. my computer
5. shelter
(basically money or anything that requires having money wink)

5 last telephone calls

Birthday Countdown:

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Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
What about them...

1. From paddy on Sunday.
2. From a mate in Donegal last week sometime
3. From my boss who was late to take over from me.
4. To a friend re getting some illegal substances.
5. To my parents... about 2 months ago

5 things you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy!

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


MasiSILVER Member
resident spelunker...cave bugs!!!!
152 posts
Location: San Antonio, TX, USA


Posted:
1. hanging and quartering
2. death by burning
3. death by drowning
4. AIDS
5. incurable cancer

5 last shirts you wore

Birthday Countdown:

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Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
1. black singlet
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt
3. a differant black singlet
4. a shirt with "Humpty Was Pushed" on it
5. a shirt with "My door is always open, so feel free to leave" on it

5 ways of killing a conversation

Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. God your boring the hell out of me
2. Who wants to hear you life story
3. *yawn
then
4. *fall asleep*
5. Start chatting about your latest in bowl movements in great detail.

5 things to do whilst watching TV

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
1. Change the channels
2. Laugh at all the non-funny bits
3. tell people who dont care about the actors/actresses life stories
4. Pretend that your in the show
5. (amazingly...) watch the show!!

5 songs that never should have been created

Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. ag-a-do
2. anything by boy bands
3. and girl bands
4. the majority of Cradle of Filth songs
5. unforgiven II... and teh rest of that album

5 fantasies......

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
WHY do I always stumble into the ones that can be dirty?

1) Bush wans't elected (We're still sorry!!!)
2) Most male americans and Pam Anderson
3) Mel Gibson appologising for "Passion"
4) Me with a winning lottery ticket
5) Bill Gates saying "Oh, yeah, you're right. Umm, free software from now on and we'll refund what you're overpaid for."

5 titles to children's books that you'd never see ("Let's lick the frozen flagpole!")

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. Bill and Ben come out (bill and ben were flower pot men on kids tv in the early 80's)
2. 10 reasons to smile and be gay.
3. Captain Pugwash: Roger the cabin boy learns to weigh anchor (kids show, late 70's)
4. The magic faraway weed.
5. Brer Rabbit and magical mushrooms

5 really embarrasing things that you've done, or if you can't admit it, that you've seen!!!

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
1) It's not embarrasing to me, but I really do dress like my avitar pic outside of "Halloween" / Fancy Dress parties.

2) It wasn't for me either, but in college my roomate and his girlfriend (both drunk) had sex in the bunk over me, and I gave them a 9.5 because "She didn't keep her toes pointed on the dismount." She was mortified to say the least...

3) A friend of mine went outside to smoke, and as a joke I yelled out "I know you're going out there to suck a fag!" I didn't realise I was QUITE as loud as I was.... (Keep in mind I'm in the USA...)

4) Dancing at a band perfromance, really into it, and they stopped playing and I found myself the only one on the dance floor. I stopped, and just kinda looked around, I'm the only one there. So I applauded politely. The nodded and took slight bows.

5) Can I count the time playing 'ball when my pants ripped along the seat seam? Good thing I had compression shorts on. Nice breeze tho....



Lemme see.. 5 favorite questions on the 5 fangle fun game?



(Just looked, next response is #500. Make it good folks!)
EDITED_BY: Socks (1107174956)

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
seriously? i only jus got here frown
1) 5 things to do whilst watching TV - 5. (amazingly...) watch the show!! clap
2) 5 last shirts you wore - a shirt with "Humpty Was Pushed" on it ubbtickled ubbrollsmile
3) 5 ways to restring a guitar without using your hands or feet - the force meditate
4) 5 things to do on a rainy day - sing songs about sunshine at the top of your voice in a busy high street. sunny
5) the names of 5 moons from our solar system. - Ariel - Uranus... ...giggle ...ur-anus! ah the simple life tongue

geese that took a bit of effort,
good enough?
(cant think of anything now) 5 stupidest excuses.....?

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
my dog ate my homework
I turned into a dog
Aliens ate my parents
I was drafted into the French Foreign Leigon, but they didn't know what to do with me
I was with Bill Clinton's harem

Welcome Liquid! biggrin

5 things not to say to a police officer to talk your way out of a ticket.

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1. if you give me that ticket i'm going to ram it up your poop-chute.
2. your grandmother gave better head that you give tickets, boy.
3. getting tickets sucks as much as your sister.
4. your wife said to say hi.
5. i know you're probably not gay, but how about you suck my schlong anyway?

5 wittiest comebacks from a cop that had the five above things said to them...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


MasiSILVER Member
resident spelunker...cave bugs!!!!
152 posts
Location: San Antonio, TX, USA


Posted:
"like anyone could ever know that!" -Kip

1. Try it and I'll make sure you meet the boys at the state prison
2. but not as good head as your aunt
3. obviously you haven't met my mom
4. Sorry about Sparky's a$$
5. There's a guy on the corner who'll do it if I tell him to

i got nothin'

5 greatest guitarists of all time

Birthday Countdown:

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shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1. mike mccready (pearl jam)
2. jerry cantrell (alice in chains)
3. joe satriani
4. hendrix
5. chris cornell (soundgarden)

god that shows my musical preference, doesnt it..?
back in the good old days, anyway...

5 reasons to travel to new zealand

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Written by:

4. Sorry about Sparky's a$$




who, me? i'm so confused.... umm

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
1. Poi origins!
2. LOTR locations
3. Haka
4. watch em play rugby
5. its a long way from here...

5 things you'd never hear a mountaineer say...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
1) Woah! I can see my house!
2) And on our left, the terrible headhunters...
3) You know what we need? Loud music. That would be good.
4) Stupid goats!
5) Oops. (At least you don't want to hear that!)

5 of the best unknown movies of all time

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


peles_paynimSILVER Member
member
80 posts
Location: the fascist states of amerika, USA


Posted:
hmm..well, seeing the company that i'm in, i'm sure everyone will know my "unknown movies"...

1.waking life
2.another day in paradise
3.the gift
4.rockers
5.the one in the bottom of my boyfriends sock drawer

5 things your mom told you that you should have listened to

real eyes
realize
real lies


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
1. i don't know, i wan't listening
2. i dont know, i wasn't listening
3. i don't know, i wasn't listening
4. i don't know, i wasn't listening
5. i don't konw, i wasn't listening

give me five of teh web's best sites

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


MasiSILVER Member
resident spelunker...cave bugs!!!!
152 posts
Location: San Antonio, TX, USA


Posted:
Written by: sparkey


Written by:

4. Sorry about Sparky's a$$




who, me? i'm so confused.... umm





lol

Sparky is a common name for a dalmation dog

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