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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Name: Brenn
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Hometown: Melbourne, Australia
DOB: 23/06
Age: As of 28/08/09...24
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): IT Architect by day, Fire performer/safety/teacher by night.
Favorite Food(s): Almost anything, but particularly Japanese
Favorite Color(s): Green, Red, Blue
Toys: Single staff, double staff, Fire fans, Poi, rope dart/meteor, juggling balls, juggling clubs, torches, contact ball, flags.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Yoga, martial arts, reading, photography, festivals, IT.
Education: University level.
Favorite Book(s): Too many to mention, but some that come to mind include: "Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance", "The Celestine Prophecy", "Autobiography of a Yogi" "The Art of Happiness", The Eragon series, "The Power of Now", "A New Earth"
Favorite Movie(s): Again, too many to mention, but... The Big Lebowski, Snatch, Lock Stock, Shawshank Redemption, V for Vendetta, 28 Days Later, Star Wars 4-6.
Favorite TV show(s): Black books, The Young Ones, Scrubs, Cowboy Bebop, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Boston Legal, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up).
Uncertain as of yet. I live by the philosophy of working to live, and not living to work. Life aspirations don't appear to be in the career that i have or hope to achieve: work is more a facilitator of what it is I want to do. Currently i'm considering being a yoga teacher later in life and seeing where fire perfomance takes me as well, but in the mean time i'll stick to working in IT.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Too many to mention, but some include Nobuo Uematsu, The Black Mages, Coldplay, Moonsorrow, Radiohead, Axion of Choice, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, The Whitlams, Ensiferum, The Cure, Prodigy, Live.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate.
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New to this forum and new to the Fire Staff!
I turned nineteen a little over a week ago and a long staff was given to me as one of my birthday presents. I've had little to no experience with a staff, but hopefully that will change in the not-too-distant future.
So yeah...hello everyone!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Is doc going to lick brenn's nipples now?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Sorry to disappoint you Rouge, but no.
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Darn! Nothing interesting ever happens here.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*witnesses a tutu'd badger stampede in his thread*
You were saying, Gidg?
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Owned by Lost83spy
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*comes in, lassos Brenn, ties him to the bed, licks the Nutella off his nipples, indignantly takes his Holy Nutella back, and walks out, leaving Brenn tied to the bed*
The rest of you can do with him as you please.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*frees himself* Wow, Doc, you exhibited a hell of a lot of self control!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
You stole my Nutella. I've killed men for less.
You BET I exhibited self-control!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
OK, so I take it back. Interesting things DO happen here.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*spits out a few stray chest hairs*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*backs out very stealthily...*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*but not stealthily enough*
*watches as george falls into a george nutella trap*
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*quickly throws the marmite safety net over the opening of the nutella trap*
phew! That was close!
*walks off licking marmite off hands and knees*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I found another, unopened jar of nutella in the pantry yesterday. I think I'll eat it al myself instead of using it on traps
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hang on.. What's going on in here? I always knew I was destined to become a fag hag...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Juicy juicy green grass
Will you come baaack?
I really need you
for breakfast lunch and tea!!!
I heart Peter Coombe.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Wash your face with orange juice.
Clean your teeth with bubble gum.
something something slippery dip!
Bellyflop on a pizza!
BELLYFLOP ON A PIZZA?! EEWWWWW!!!!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*gets confused, tries to slowly back out the exit but instead falls out the window*
Kupo!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*slides a large vat of Nutella under Jarle just in the nick of time to catch him*
(In a nagging, Jewish mother voice)
You should fawl dohwn and break yeh neck that way!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I should eh? Thanks for the advice!
*tries to fall down the correct way*
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Mmm... Bliss. Death by Nutella.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
this thread is crazier than Rouge's!
*awards crazy-thread prize to CQ*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Well if you had to pick your choice of death, what would it be?
I'd rather die in the joy of nutella than under an oncoming bus!
And I can so see Rougie drowning in a vat of beer.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Mmmm, eating doughnuts to death...
Kupo!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Death by Orgy
Failing the orgy... Nutella will be fine...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Bah, be more creative!
Death by Nutella Orgy
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Death by orgy/nutella orgy. That's, uh, interesting to say the least...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Death by spontaneously combusting from laughter
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*runs back in here, squeaking a rubber ducky and finding a nice hiding spot*
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*tackles Brenn to the floor and jumps on top*
To TICKLE him, you big bunch of sickos!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Sounds like somebody has a guilty conscience!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
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