Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Ok, intro thread. Custom Bug reminded me that i dont have one of these, so i better do one, hey?
Name: Rhys Munro Ford
Age: 17 (18 on 22 may)
Height: bout 180cm (6' ish)
Weight: about 70kg
Place of residence: Adelaide, Australia
I spin: Poi, fire poi, willing to learn anything else
Occupation: Student -Bachelor of Applied Science (civil aviation)
MSN address: rmford_@hotmail.com <- Add me!
Err, anything else you wanna know, just ask.
Oh, and if anyone wants me to start putting together an FAQ for each section, feel free to mail me the relevant stuff, and i'll do my best to mash it all together into a coherent block of text.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
you did...it was over msn and I said "hmmm I'll leave some in your thread for you" because I was too lazy at the time...tis true you know.
hug me!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
my snuggles suddenly pale in insignificance...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
all shall pale before the mighty pork...
or something
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
something.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
bleach. everything pales when faced with bleach.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
weird. have you heard of the anime called bleach???? some girls in my jap class last year were nuts over it..
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i heard about it when i searched "bleach" and it came up with anime! i was like "wtf, mate!"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
rougie's got all the cleaning products, being a french maid and all :P
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
do you need some cleaning up?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
yeah, my house is a pigsty...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
unfortunately, i left all my claning products at home and all i have is my feather duster...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
well, you'd better get to it then, huh?
*cracks whip*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
a whip is not going to get me in the mood for working...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*chucks rouge some rope*
now play nicely...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Are you moving into the watertank with Taya, Miss Rouge?
*looks at MiG* That things filling up pretty quickly, we might need to put a mezzanine in it...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Lou, I always play nicely
Is watertank another word for jacuzzi?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
No, it's where we're keeping the slaves.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
excellent miss rouge.. slaves?.. do you tie them up too?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
that depends...
Why, are you interested, lou?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i found my 1000th post the other day! *sniff* so long ago!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Well, this would be my three thousandth...
I remember when that used to be a massive mark, like, only cantus had more than 3000 posts. Well, maybe i'm not that old, but you know
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
woah! 3000! yep! I remember those days as well! Cantus, Pounce and UCoF were like gods with no life!
and I now feel like less of a whore - you're younger in HoP years that me and you have more posts!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
this is my 917th post...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i'd say not by much, but i really am a fair bit younger...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
are you trying to make me feel OLD????
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i dont need to make you feel old. you're old anyway :P
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
now that's just RUDE!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
interested in being a slave or being tied up?
think it would be more fun to be the one tying up
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
either or.
Though being a slave would almost certainly involve some form of restraint...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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