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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
smile

:yay:

bounce :

bounce2

It has come to my attention that you havent told me to skin up for aaaaaaaaaages.

Please do so.

kiss

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
skin up.
[magic words] now bitch [/magic words]

smile
kiss

remind me to come to kent soon - i miss you and that eva girl hug


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
*skins up as requested*

We miss you very much too. There shall be good reason that you should come to Kent within the next 2 months I reckon smile

hug

Big up the funky sunshine were having at te moment and ping?

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
pong like a motherf*cker.

*off for coffee*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
juggle clap clap clap for 7 ball flash x2

aw you sweetie - miss you too - have a hug and some sunny to start your tuesday morning biggrin

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
yay for cole.

now i'll make jealous and say i qualified passing 8 clubs and flashing (more than 9 catches) 9 with mr ian.

i miss ya tallman. and i don't think i'm going to get to london ubbcrying

R

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
[Tries to brag too.]

Yesterday I bumped a roll of tape off my desk, and I totally caught it.

OK, fine, I'm lying. But I probably would have.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
ubblol

'yesterday i blew up a student!'

we'd be much more impressed.

aaaargh routine tonight in a cabaret cluba nd low ceilings.
aaargh maybe someday i'll be able to do this routine with NO stress!

R

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
frown @ Rob


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Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
ubblol

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
eva - ping? hug

rob - i require an excuse of never-heard-of-before proportions.
your extenuating circumstances must involve at least two exotic animals weighing over 0.75 metric tonnes each and to make the telling of the tale lighter please include four jokes based on debasing the ethnic majority in your locale.
send me an email or pm or something and let me know what you want me to do with your little baggy balls.

crouching tiger, hidden chem teacher - lovely to see you in here man smile
you don't need to brag dude - we look up to you in spite of the fact that you couldn't even catch a cold... wink
i watched 8 mile again the other day.
it really is quite good.
i especially like the bit where he says:

"now everybody from the 313,
put your mother-f*ckin hands up and follow me,
everybody from the 313 put your mother-f*ckin hands up.
look, look,

now while he stands tough,
notice that this man did not have his hands up.
The Free World got you gassed up
but whos afraid of the big bad woof?

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1pac, 2pac, 3pac, 4,
4pac, 3pac, 2pac, 1,
You're pac, he's pac, you're pac, none.

this guy aint a mother-f*ckin mc,
i know everything he's got to say against me,
i am white, I am a f*ckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom,
my boy future is an uncle tom.

i do got a dumb friend named cheddar bob who shoots
himself in the leg with his own gun,
i did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
and wink did f*ck my girl,
i'm still standin here screamin "F*CK THE FREE WORLD!"
and never try and judge me dude
you don't know what the [censored] i've been through.

but I know something about you,
you went to Cranbrook, thats a private school,
whats the matter dawg you embarrased?
this guys a gangster?
his real name's clarence.

and clarence lives at home with both parents,
and clarence's parents have a real good marriage,
this guy dont wanna battle, hes shook,
cuz ain't no such things as halfway crooks,
he's scared to death,
he's scared to look in his f*ckin yearbook, [censored] cranbrook.

f*ck the beat I go accapella,
f*ck a papa doc, f*ck a clock, f*ck a trailer, f*ck everybody,
f*ck y'all if you doubt me,
i'm a piece of f*ckin white trash i say it proudly,
and f*ck this battle i dont wanna win im outtie,
here tell these people something they dont know about me."

yeah, i like that bit the best smile


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Yoink!

smile

Did you recognise the picture Cole?

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
pong(or is that a yoink? must brush up)

so. i was walking to the train station, when this extremely large zebra, probably about .8tonnes of zebra, flies down and lands in front of me. he says 'what do you call a hundred aborigines sliding down a mountain?' I reply 'duh?'. he says 'Abo-lanche!'. (now ou may consider this to be outside my locale, but i consider myself a man of the world). at this point an elephant rocks up asks to hear the joke again, and falls over with laughter. unfortunately he chooses to do this at the top of cockburn st(no joke intended), rolls all the way down the street, and into the ticket centre, killing all the employees, rendering me unable to by my ticket there.

so i go back to the office, to phone up the train peeps. as i'm on the phone, the elephant, knowing i'm one for a good time, comes into the office, and starts telling a joke about an indian, a zulu, and a large lemon meringue. unfortunately he doesn't keep his voice down, and the guy from the call centre, which is based in rabaputrafiganujasthan(north india) gets upset and bans me from ever calling any rail helpline ever again.

one option left: internet! i tootle over to my pc, but am distracted by hop and all its fools. and by the time i try to bok all the tickets are gone. ubbcrying

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Rob, you is a geniously funny man.

Also, I did some 8 clubs the other day, it's like 7 but more. We qualified it and the like. But I havn't tried 9. Was you on triples or doubles??

How did it work

I also did some 10 clubs with Martin and Adam. Which was lovely. I've been wanting to do it some more for ages, and we got it rather good



Coleman, thanks for the splendid evening on Monday, I hope you made it home ok.

I got home and got up the next day and everything.

London Pride is da shiznits



Mineminem is very good at rapping innit? Have you heard his nu album. I havn't but it's probably good



See ya's
EDITED_BY: Moohaahaa (1100711012)

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ubbrollsmile

pong!

hug la la la only 1 day til friday sunny

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Tracklisting:
1 Sabbaba
2 Pilly the Bigs
3 Fist Up Mother Brown
4 Young Friends
5 Nogged Out with Sharon Davies
6 Blood and Pus
7 An old hook
8 Billy Bonds loop
9 Joliver
10 Bokey and the Smandits
11 Bring Back Cloaks
12 Old Time Romantic Doves
13 Dixy [censored]
14 Dancing with Manatees
15 Job and Bosie
16 TR 389 SH L82 TR 380
17 Trout Leg Legg Street
18 CV Mosq And More Except For CV Mosq
19 The Crime Busters of the Sea
20 100 Degree Neck Cracking Pins
21 Chocolate Susie
22 Expensive Shoes Born Cheap Worn Once
23 My Dad Knows Your Brother
24 Wind It Up Rob, We'll Dance
25 New Drun 2
26 Chicken Cake
27 [censored] & Bird Muck
28 Well Now
29 You Always Seemed So Brave Before
30 What Happened To You Eh?
31 Herron?
32 Pigeon Nosebag
33 Hat Whistle the Shoe Whistle
34 Baronia Marine
35 Fred Horse
36 Cos We're Livin on Adam Clayton
37 Grunder
38 Bill Hate Figure
39 Ah, Tone, the brownies!
40 2hrs Later Loop
41 Magic Watery Stickers
42 A Black Swan Bit My Red Shoe
43 Sick as a Dog
44 Hideous Krow
45 Thomas Chad
46 Darkside Farmers
47 Big Up All Our Mates
48 Smiggie Balls, Duff Paddy, Shoepack
49 2 Millennium Big Knee
50 Pasta Rasta's Camo Visor Advisor (Revised)
51 Large Father
52 Gold Small Cat
53 Krylon
54 Elint Castwood
55 A Chance to Turn it Off
56 Cybear
57 Got Myself A ...... Tied Up In The Basement
58 My Dad's Brother Knows Russell Crowe
59 Anyway, right, so I said to her
60 If That's Yer Attitude
61 You Can Just About Forget It
62 Rwuul Mwroededded
63 Crocodile Tears
64 Jangly Watt.sits On the Prom
65 Pissed Up and Shitting
66 The Legend of the Swedish Galleon
67 The Meat Section
68 Gasoff Kettleggs
69 MF Doom
70 Pen Cock
71 Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Oh Yeah Dogs
72 Ferrularbis
73 Atta Michi Hoi
74 Foliage Nick Included
75 Your Love Is Fading
76 Is It Hardcore?
77 Brian Cardboard and His Swaying Stance
78 We're [censored] Ragbags As It Is
79 Barn Master Farley
80 Scott says The Slum
81 Bich Ho Tran
82 The Sea Dogs
83 The Kickabout
84 Scrap Heap Services
85 The One Behind It
86 In yer eye
87 10 $ Sting
88 And a Complete Change of Blood
89 Phil Collins' cock
90 Cool Fighter
91 Drums
92 6 it
93 Dirt Slug the Finest (featuring JT)
94 Fly Me To New York (featuring DJ Rubbish)
95 alecchristie.com
96 Your Love is Like Off Benelyn
97 (Thats Enough Meaningless Track Names-Ed.)
98 Big ugly fat-necked wombat-headed big-belled magpie-legged narrow-hipped splay-footed sons of Irish Bailiffs


wink

hug

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
and Mr Cole hug can you give a definitions of Tidy Planes [Old link] please.

kiss

primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
workin hard i see boys,, just installed the latest broadband with the money i don,t have soo i figure i'll make the best of it until they cut it off.... unfoirtunately i havent been juggling in the traditional sense... bar work and flare has been creepining in... three limes, a half full absolute bottle an emptyish cointrue bottle, a muddling stick and a shaker..... it all started off well then a cosmopolitan ended up all over me the bar and the patron.. hohum... better luck next time i guess,,

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Ive just htought a two songs that would go well with each other..

The music from Mr Scruff - Blackpool Roll
with the lyrics from Fatboy Slim- Ganster Trippin'

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
a drummer is infinatly better

and drum machine while good, and sounds great all the time, is just not the same as a real drummer!

sorry ex drummer, and cant be argued on the point of drum machines

Step (el-nombrie)


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
you only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
yes, but anyone can play a drum machine, as long as they have ears, only a drummer can play teh drums well

and it feels so much better in music

then again i suppose it all depends on teh kind of music, i suppose a good trabce of house tune would sound rubbish with a real drummer on the track

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I dont know...but this made me piss myself just now..

You need to be able to hear what they are saying..
https://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/
none of that "Giant leap for mankind" crap. Armstrong and Houston were all swearing thier heads off.

ubblol

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
mech i think you need to hear the weirdies



all very good mates of mine and the main reason i will always prefer the real thing.

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bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
but you ruined the joke.

b*stard
wink

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
That website doesnt work either.

kiss

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
yes it does.

foolish jon.

wink

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
ok i think i have just gotten the joke

sorry

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
wink

So it does.

My mistake.

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