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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ubbsmokinvegas

One day to go!

smile

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
don't make me write all that again.

Meh


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Dear Mr Colemanistan...

I found this website and I thought you might like it.

ubbrollsmile

It makes your eyes go all wiggley.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ubbsmokinvegas ubbsmokinvegas ubbsmokinvegas ubbsmokinvegas ubbsmokinvegas ubbsmokinvegas

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin


wink

hug

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
so this is what 1000 posts looks like in your threads hey cole?



congratz man!




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(sorry if this post in any ways screws with the width of the page!)

Step (el-nombrie)


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

me me me me me!!!!

I want to be the 1001st person to reply to cole's intro!

Yay! I am! biggrin

woooohoooooooooo! I win! juggle

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Im im the 1002nd!

Oh..its crap.

Not posting in Coles intro.. I love doing that almost as much as i ubblove him. kiss
I meant the feeling of being the 1002nd poster.

hug

sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
clap yay! I win! I win! I win!

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Rub it in whydontcha?

frown

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Unsaturated Carpets Of Freedom


Rub it in whydontcha?

frown




with pleasure - where exactly...?

wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
be gentle with UCOF please smile

kiss till later

Lisa
xx

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole, am sending you over a sheet foryour invoice, so can you check it na dlet me know?

thankyou

ill need the other paper work today as well please?

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
my email seems to be up the duff today mate - sent the lesson plan to the girls to confirm its all we want to propose and they still don't have it.

i'll print both documents out so they can have a look this evening and if its all okay, will get lisa to send them back to you tomorrow.

smile

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
thats cool man, sorry to have caused problem, i dont like to chase you, as i knwo you are all busy, but im worried you might not end up getting in in time if we dont hurry up :S

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Bloody apologetic Mech.

hug

Im sorry.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Any Suggestions?

umm

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
your ntl email addy seems to be broked mr coleman. but i've sent you an email wiv some drawings in it anyhoo, just like you requested.

hope you get it. and more importantly that you like it.

Meh


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
jon, i think its a weird russian dance?

Step (el-nombrie)


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole, i got the email, and now i have send you back the invoice form for you guys to check over and send us back, i want to get you guys booked in by the end of this week?

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
mech - sorry man.
i had no idea you were worried about time issues - why didn't you mention it before...? tongue wink

meditate

i'll be sending you a contract along with the three invoices.
the latest you will have these is tomorrow morning.

seriously; meditate

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
:feels impoverished:

I was up half the night trying to think of what the man in that picture was doing.

Then I fell asleep and so I cant remember what I decided on now.

umm

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i reckon he is training a dog to attack even if there are empty bottles/teddy bears/chiffon or hula hoops used as distractions.

which brings up the question, if an attack dog has not had this training, would a device like the one the man is holding easily repel them...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole its ok

im just worried about getting you guys paid properly thats all!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I reckon so.

It would probably just sit there staring, thinking to itself:

What the F*ck is that he's holding?

Im going to build one so if I ever need to repel a dog.

It may be slightly cumbersome though....

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
don't make me shake you....

Meh


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
rah.

i didn't go to spitz last night.
but i did juggle...

luke burrage has come up with a new juggling notation system called 'beatmap' - its a bit like sync siteswap, halved.
it looks over-complicated, admittedly it is a bit confusing at first (moreso if you are already siteswap literate i think) and it is not immediately obvious how it really differs from sync siteswap.
i'm not sure whether or not it has validation rules yet but it does have the massive advantage of being able to describe (succinctly) patterns that have both sync and async beats.
details are here anyway.

following that, mr burrage has also written a lovely sync/async pattern workshop using his notation to describe the patterns and also to generate new ones - that workshop can be found here.

i worked my way through all the 3b stuff in this last night and it is great - it uses throws no higher than that of a normal 3b cascade but mixes up sync (eg. box, shower) and async (eg. cascade, fountain) elements every beat or every other beat.
i played with it for just a little while and its obvious that there are squeeze catches all over the place - they fit perfectly into patterns where the sync and async elements are arranged so that you have a sync beat to get you into the squeeze and an async multiplex beat (often followed by another async beat) to get you out of it.

it also managed to generate a pattern i thought i had made up last week!
for anyone interested, i got the idea from a 2-person 5b passing pattern moohaahaa showed me a little while back that had box throws in it - beatmap generated the pattern simply by combining cascade and box beats over a three beat pattern:

boxboxcascade - (2,1x)(1x,2)(1,2x)* biggrin [<-- keep in mind that's beatmap, not siteswap kiddies]

universal conciousness at work once again methinks - that damn thing means i get the distinct impresion that i'm almost completely devoid of original thought.
but hey, what are ya gonna do... shrug

will be having a go at some of the 4b stuff later this week (highgate on thursday anyone?) and recapping on the 3b stuff with different height sync throws (this stuff messes with your head if you juggle siteswap patterns a lot).

in other (juggling related) news: i now have an average kneeling down 5b run of about 25 catches (which means my standing up average should be well over that), i can pretty much swap between 4b shower directions using a 3b snake (ss:712727271) which would be great if my left handed shower didn't suck so much and i have a new 5b half shower record of 22 catches (kneeling down again).

every time i think i start to think i might be getting less enthusiastic about juggling, i get a burst of inspiration like this and all my spare time starts disappearing in huge chunks again!
biggrin juggle juggle juggle biggrin

like i said; rah! smile


cantus - i will email ya before the week is out. i'm crap. please don't shake me (stirring is acceptable).

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole, in the nicest kind of way, i hate you hug

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I love him.

As much as Martin.

kiss hug2

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: coleman


it also managed to generate a pattern i thought i had made up last week!
for anyone interested, i got the idea from a 2-person 5b passing pattern moohaahaa showed me a little while back that had box throws in it - beatmap generated the pattern simply by combining cascade and box beats over a three beat pattern:

boxboxcascade - (2,1x)(1x,2)(1,2x)* biggrin [<-- keep in mind that's beatmap, not siteswap kiddies]





worked out at lunch that my 'sync siteswap halved' observation may be poignant than i first thought:

my boxboxcascade in sync ss - (4,2x)(2x,4)(2,4x)*

umm

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
dude.. if i had the time to understand you then maybe i would umm hug



i get the enthusiasm part though. biggrin juggling most definatly rocks. ubblove at the moment it's even more fun than....



*cough* *choke* *splutter*



*gets gagged and tackled to the ground by those who know what's good for him* wink

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


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