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Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Posted:
Three?
Three?
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two!!
two!!
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one!!!!
one!!!!
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Liftoff
Liftoff
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
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yes...indeed.
yes...indeed.
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I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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god knows...
im soooooooo bored....
as in really really bored..
god knows...
im soooooooo bored....
as in really really bored..
mushroom! mushroom!
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okay then explain to me how this works?!?!?
Non-Https Image Link
Non-Https Image Link
okay then explain to me how this works?!?!?
Non-Https Image Link
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think of it as...um..
a furry, pointy prune with arms..and swords..and ninjaery stuff...and the name Pom pom
think of it as...um..
a furry, pointy prune with arms..and swords..and ninjaery stuff...and the name Pom pom
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ok
ok
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la la la la la..
im going to try and make a story with the smilies...
One day, melvile , a smiley face was walking down the street when suddenly he had an , this idea was so good, so amazing, so brilliant, melvile had to have a . After his smoke, he was so up, he went round and everybody, even the got a kiss. However one of the hippies was not actually a hippie, but an undercover mafia boss and became very with melvile kissing him, that he got his 'associates' and they all him until he died.
The End.
la la la la la..
im going to try and make a story with the smilies...
One day, melvile , a smiley face was walking down the street when suddenly he had an , this idea was so good, so amazing, so brilliant, melvile had to have a . After his smoke, he was so up, he went round and everybody, even the got a kiss. However one of the hippies was not actually a hippie, but an undercover mafia boss and became very with melvile kissing him, that he got his 'associates' and they all him until he died.
The End.
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you didn't use my favourite ones:
you didn't use my favourite ones:
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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cos i can only fit 8 to a message...
here is the eagerly awaited sequel:
However, Melvile was not dead. When the mafia bosseseseses back was turned, melvile arose and twatted the Mafia don with a stick of celery. The mafia don looked at him, and said.." you wot? what are you trying to do to me? turn me into a salad? Im really now...one minute not even Jesus could wake you up..now your standing there, with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed the stupid locks, i should have taken away your key, if i'd know for just one second you'd be back to bother me."
Melvile laughed at him, then suddently the boss started too. Melvile stopped laughing and suddenly realised this guy was a bit . Melvile pulled his trousers down... went the Mafia boss...for deepdown inside..he was very with Melvile's....ahem..lunchbox. Melvile was now the Don...he put on his specs and walked away. The Mafia man said "you really are one cat"
cos i can only fit 8 to a message...
here is the eagerly awaited sequel:
However, Melvile was not dead. When the mafia bosseseseses back was turned, melvile arose and twatted the Mafia don with a stick of celery. The mafia don looked at him, and said.." you wot? what are you trying to do to me? turn me into a salad? Im really now...one minute not even Jesus could wake you up..now your standing there, with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed the stupid locks, i should have taken away your key, if i'd know for just one second you'd be back to bother me."
Melvile laughed at him, then suddently the boss started too. Melvile stopped laughing and suddenly realised this guy was a bit . Melvile pulled his trousers down... went the Mafia boss...for deepdown inside..he was very with Melvile's....ahem..lunchbox. Melvile was now the Don...he put on his specs and walked away. The Mafia man said "you really are one cat"
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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ok i'll say it again.
you are a fu~#ing mentalist
ok i'll say it again.
you are a fu~#ing mentalist
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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but would you like it any other way?
honestly?
but would you like it any other way?
honestly?
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"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
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"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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yay!
I got Cassed!
yay!
I got Cassed!
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not much happening in here again tonight hey? I think i'm in the wrong time zone for all the fun stuff
But i woke up to a pillow fight happening in my thread this morning, that was cheery!!
Anyhow just thought i'd say hi since you seem to be around a lot when i am
not much happening in here again tonight hey? I think i'm in the wrong time zone for all the fun stuff
But i woke up to a pillow fight happening in my thread this morning, that was cheery!!
Anyhow just thought i'd say hi since you seem to be around a lot when i am
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i have been a lot quieter than previous days cos i have revising today..physics and it evil it still is..
argh... need to do something...
cant think what...
need a break from revising even though i i have been doing so far is copying stuff out of the textbook...i suppose its useful in a hurry though..
need tips on learning stuff now my memory is practically back to normal after not spliffing for over 5or 6 weeks now..
got any revision tips?
i have been a lot quieter than previous days cos i have revising today..physics and it evil it still is..
argh... need to do something...
cant think what...
need a break from revising even though i i have been doing so far is copying stuff out of the textbook...i suppose its useful in a hurry though..
need tips on learning stuff now my memory is practically back to normal after not spliffing for over 5or 6 weeks now..
got any revision tips?
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ooohhhh revision yuk! and physics is the worst of all!! No tips really. I did what you're doing and copyed out of textbooks in the hope that some of it would stick. My sister used to help me make up little rhymes for chemistry though...
The path LEAD to the PuB (Pb)
CU COPPER!! (Cu)
ummmm.... that's all i remember.
how about a hug for support instead?
ooohhhh revision yuk! and physics is the worst of all!! No tips really. I did what you're doing and copyed out of textbooks in the hope that some of it would stick. My sister used to help me make up little rhymes for chemistry though...
The path LEAD to the PuB (Pb)
CU COPPER!! (Cu)
ummmm.... that's all i remember.
how about a hug for support instead?
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erm.,..thanks for the hug...
but thats only for chemistry...
this is physics..
erm.,..thanks for the hug...
but thats only for chemistry...
this is physics..
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learn all the equations.
learn what they apply to.
remember it all.
reproduce in the exams.
that got me a degree that did.
learn all the equations.
learn what they apply to.
remember it all.
reproduce in the exams.
that got me a degree that did.
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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Reproduce in the exams,
Wow, did not know you had to do biology practicals in the exams, fascinating but that would explain the amount of teenage pregnancies in UK I suppose
Reproduce in the exams,
Wow, did not know you had to do biology practicals in the exams, fascinating but that would explain the amount of teenage pregnancies in UK I suppose
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@ Kat
How'd it go?!?!?!
@ Kat
How'd it go?!?!?!
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hey, jonny cool hope your exam goes (went? is going?) well
is it now less than a week till ?
and if you're a maniac in a cul-de-sac, am i a brainiac in a shack under attack from Burt Bacharach? or just a bored monkey working for the government?
there's a band called The Yummy Fur who did a wicked song about working for the government. it went
"Poliiiiiicemaaan - you're working for the government
Poliiiiiiicemaaan - your uniform is excellent..."
it was good. I reckon you'd like The Yummy Fur. They do crazy bouncy songs about Goth single mothers taking heroin, John Cassavetes films and gay cowboy nightclubs.
er anyways good luck for physics. Remember you cant get heat from a cooler to a hotter, you can try it if you like but you far better notter.
hey, jonny cool hope your exam goes (went? is going?) well
is it now less than a week till ?
and if you're a maniac in a cul-de-sac, am i a brainiac in a shack under attack from Burt Bacharach? or just a bored monkey working for the government?
there's a band called The Yummy Fur who did a wicked song about working for the government. it went
"Poliiiiiicemaaan - you're working for the government
Poliiiiiiicemaaan - your uniform is excellent..."
it was good. I reckon you'd like The Yummy Fur. They do crazy bouncy songs about Goth single mothers taking heroin, John Cassavetes films and gay cowboy nightclubs.
er anyways good luck for physics. Remember you cant get heat from a cooler to a hotter, you can try it if you like but you far better notter.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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at least i hope not anyway.
i've so far managed to to keep 'biology practicals' out of the exam room but only cos i haven't met a teacher that looks like miss coombes from american gothic yet...
hope it all went well mister cough
am i allowed to say physics is easy yet...?
quote:my past actions have had no bearing on these figures.
Originally posted by Kat:
the amount of teenage pregnancies in the UK
at least i hope not anyway.
i've so far managed to to keep 'biology practicals' out of the exam room but only cos i haven't met a teacher that looks like miss coombes from american gothic yet...
hope it all went well mister cough
am i allowed to say physics is easy yet...?
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**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
that was ****ing horrible.....
ok...the lowdown..
the first paper was good...even though i needed the extra time allowed for me being hyper...I even got marks for a question that i sat and thought about for a while...then i wrote the answer and it came out at what it should have been..
then came the god incarte of buggery and ****ing evil ass physics...
thankfully i had been given an extra 5 mins for break...i had a ciggie and dear god did i not realise how much i needed it....
the two things i didnt revise came up... simple harmonic motion...and radioactivity..
thankfully everyone else has found it hard..
argh!
bollocks cunt arse **** shit bollocks buggery testicles zebras.
yes..only a week,..ooh...under a week now..unitl i can smoke again...cant ****ing wait..
cole_no you cant say physics is easy you evil little bastard...well...big bastard..
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
that was ****ing horrible.....
ok...the lowdown..
the first paper was good...even though i needed the extra time allowed for me being hyper...I even got marks for a question that i sat and thought about for a while...then i wrote the answer and it came out at what it should have been..
then came the god incarte of buggery and ****ing evil ass physics...
thankfully i had been given an extra 5 mins for break...i had a ciggie and dear god did i not realise how much i needed it....
the two things i didnt revise came up... simple harmonic motion...and radioactivity..
thankfully everyone else has found it hard..
argh!
bollocks cunt arse **** shit bollocks buggery testicles zebras.
yes..only a week,..ooh...under a week now..unitl i can smoke again...cant ****ing wait..
cole_no you cant say physics is easy you evil little bastard...well...big bastard..
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good luck with the last few man.
police arrested me and took my off me last night on my way out of the tube so i ain't been smoking neither
good luck with the last few man.
police arrested me and took my off me last night on my way out of the tube so i ain't been smoking neither
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that was nice of them...
thankfully...i only have one exam left...and it just so happens its physics...again... lol
that was nice of them...
thankfully...i only have one exam left...and it just so happens its physics...again... lol
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is it a synoptic paper by any chance...?
i had one of those for my degree.
its like they say right, do these modules one by one so they're easier to manage.
but then we'll test you on them all later anyway.
nazi's.
and talking of nazi's; never, ever stroke a police sniffer dog. no matter how cute they might be...
the dog was ****ing cool actually - it just wagged it tail and stood there. the handler was an absolute, 100% prick.
is it a synoptic paper by any chance...?
i had one of those for my degree.
its like they say right, do these modules one by one so they're easier to manage.
but then we'll test you on them all later anyway.
nazi's.
and talking of nazi's; never, ever stroke a police sniffer dog. no matter how cute they might be...
the dog was ****ing cool actually - it just wagged it tail and stood there. the handler was an absolute, 100% prick.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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