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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hey Everyone...

Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..

Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..

I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance... [Razz]

Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon... [Wink]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Would this be a good time to mention that i only ctrl F'ed through about 4 pages in your intro?

Then took the number of instances of Charkleses (0) and multiplied that by the number of pages to come up with an average of none?


Lazy? Me?

I've only ever read through the entire of 1 of Pele's posts too.

Some things just are n't worth too much effort.....

Meh


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
My personality consists of some of the follwing charles (said as I wipe mashed potatoe off my face from your luffly food fight)

eating noises drive me mental.. I hate the whole chomp chomp and slurp slurp when someone is eating... drives me nuts, I also like the song that has the tally man in it
"hey mr tally man, tally me bananna...!! Daylight come and me wanna go home!!"


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[ 11. September 2003, 13:48: Message edited by: Valura ]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Ok...

Valura - doesn't like eating noise...
Valura - Likes the "Wanna go home" song.

with this extra knowledge , i can now confirm my suspicions that Valura is suspiciously normal.

that there are thousands, if not million if not billions of people who don't liek and liek those two things..

Hmmmm


Anything a bit more unusual, Valura?

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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
ok, personality things;

I almost never wear matching socks, in fact, i dont like matching socks

I dislike flossing my teeth

I do like bad spaghetti westerns, but only when I'm watching them with my Dad.

I'm scared of just about everything!

I'm addicted to hugz.

*cuddlz Valura tightly*

Valura babycakeschickengerbilmiss, you are a fantastic lovely wonderful person, dont let that guy at work convince you otherwise!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
'liek'
Dis is a new english word?

I hate arrogant people, I love sparkley things...they seem to hypontise me, this is why my mother wouldnt let me get a credit card.
I have no control over money
Im a soft touch, im all emotional and spiritual
Im a tarot reader and a travelling clarivoyant...
OH! and i like fire...

and I LOVE FLYNTY!!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
i you too!

*runs off madly cos lunch is over now*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
last night...
ohhhh look!!! these are the photos from last night

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nice gallery. Doesn't actually appear to have any pics in it but nice gallery all the same....


Could be just my compootle playing tricks on me though.

Meh


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Valura, great pics. I wish mine would turn out half as good. Who took them and how can get hold of them to get tips?

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
our friend Joel took them... hes great.... but he doesnt do the 'forum' thingoo... what do you want to know and Ill ask him for you...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Did you know I love you more than each drop in the sea... more than each breath in the wind... more than every word in every voice...


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SHMILY

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hello darling

I've just been looking at your pictures, ahh babe they're great you know

Mind if I hang around for a while? I could do with a change of scene, and your house is sooooooo beautiful and welcoming

Snuggles to you Princess

Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
somthing that went BUMP in the night...


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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Bammy you are so more than welcome to come and play at mine anytime...
I hope you are feeling a whole lot better after the crash that you guys had...Im so glad that you have come to visit...!!!!
Some thing went bump? ohhhh Im a wee bit frightened

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
hullo valura!
sorry i havent been around!
im glad your feeling better and found a way to feel so passionate about life again.

yay! ill be seeing you in a little over two weeks! i cant wait

anyways, im pm you today or tomoro when i have the schedule.

byeeee

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hooray... I knew something special was on its way... And now I know what it is...I cannot wait to meet you sweetie!!!!
lalalala *skips off happily and falls over*

I seem to be doing that a lot latley

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
BTW charles... I have almost finished your good happy surprise stuff... and it wont be toooo far away....

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
thanks ever so much for being splendiferous and just wonderful! xoxoxox

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
BOO
I wish bender would visit in here. I would appreciate his wicked sense of humour...
Or my boyfriend for that matter...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Now now... I'm in here alest once to three times a day... and I've posted, and there was that time that I couldn't get to a computer, and when that giant worm ate my hands and feet off and I couldn't do anything to stop it, and then that camel licked my ear and asked me to fly off to the clouds on that little piece of driftwood, only to find out that it wasn't little china anymore... nor was it Mexico... remember!!!

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I remember when your hands and feet got chewy chomped off by the worm, but I dont remember the flight over the clouds... Wouldnt you have taken me on that special flight with you?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
I told you... my memories fuzzy... fuuzzzyyy!!!

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
*loving you is easy cause your beautiful........do an do an do do aarrrrrrrrggggggggggg*
Blammo

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
That's why you should never sing whilst jogging in a big upright sheets of glass factory....

Meh


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
i though that was to prevent smearing all the glass with my crusty smelly breath!

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
OH WHAT A MESS...
At least the cats didnt screech this time when I started singing

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I lefted a message on your phone for you last night miss chicken! I hope you Liked it! xoxox

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oh yes flynty... was very funny and I giggled when I hearded it... Im going to try to ring you tonight after they dialte my pupils... Im having my eyes tested did yer know?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
quote:
I wish bender would visit here
Don't we all ?. God could you imagine Bender , Arsn and myself all together ? .
How would you handle that ?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


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