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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hey Everyone...

Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..

Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..

I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance... [Razz]

Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon... [Wink]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
offers Flynt AND Valura both bibs...
Both of you are in for some punishment...


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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
wait just one goshdarn minute!!!

hehe
why am I in for some punishment???? i didnt do nuffin i werent allowed to! I'm single! i can daydream n perve all i like! Zoinks!

do love the picture tho.... is that a smile on the kittiekats face?

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ahaha...I think his eyes are closed in deeeeelight

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
hooray for animal smutt Can I get the a HoP Man-Thong

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
you can wear a hop thong sweetie...Im sure everyone will be stoked!!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Gandhi Ganjamastermember
299 posts

Posted:
granny undies are the bomb!
from armpits to yer knees, white cotton, boilable and sooo sexy
Hehe

Why?


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
espically when they have been worn so much that the cotton has become all threadbare and you can see bums through them.....muah ahahaha

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
those are man undie's ! hehehe

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

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Its my birthday....my buh buh buh birfday

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
looks around to talk to someone but notices that noone is here.... sigh

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
I did miss chicken

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
hey puk... notice how it kinda echos around here when you talk?... tis empty... sings in a wounded voice.....
allllll by myself..... dont wanna be.....

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Look! Valura is singing!


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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
and all the pixies are dancing!!!
zoinks!


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and here they are in a mosh pit!!


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oh no wait. Thats just some cute shirtless guys.

My bad.

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
*mops up drool* sorry about the flood there, its all right Puk, you don't need to build that ark, and don't click the mouse on those animal purchases there. Flynt, good girl, fetch some more, and maybe we can get you a scooby snack (and not my version either)

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
YAY people remember me...thanks flynty...I wuv yer
and bram... everytime I go to ring you its like 3.00 in the morning in canada land... I will try this weekend. PROMISH.....

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
or you could call me tonite when I let you know when to call me cause I am babysitting right now, but I should be home in the next little bit

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Sorry bram Im a slacko...
I also missed you a few times didnt I flynty? I will call you tonight ok missy?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
thanks for your pm miss flynt... your a crack up

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Crack??

I'm a crack???




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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ewww plumbers cleveage!!!!! yucky bunny...
*whispers flynts phone number to one of themost sexiest' guys in the pic, his eyes light up and he asks for 40 cents... which I flip to him with a cheeky grin...*

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
Valura, careful, you might start a smutt joint

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
smutt? who's being smutty? I thought I was being a tad witty with my cracks ... Or do you think I was scraping the bottom of the barrel?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
nagh, your just being a bit cheekier than most...

HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Im just glad that its not me that is the butt of the jokes... love yer work charles, but you really have to ass yourself...is this the right thing for us to be disscussing?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Let me sphinc about it first, to make sure we haven't made an anus (heinous) mistake.

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* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
scccccrrrreeeecccchhh....BANG! CRASH sorry just gatecrashed this little party...hmmmmm...animal porn, underpants, bum jokes, and cute guys....sound like my kind of age group [although some of the tattoos and manboob action reduces cuteness factor somewhat].
Hulloo Crazy Chicken!!

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Hello Beautiful Girl!

I know you've been having a real hard time at work lately, and I just wanted to say, Hang in there! Its just a job, you'll be ok, and when people are rude to you, hang up and then swear at them! xoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

Currently on the right side up of the world.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Valura:
Yesh they get very very hot...
I smell like singeyness after I use them.... Tee hee (ducks the keyboard that c@ntus throws in disgust because of the blatant disregard of the english language)

I don;t mind people deliberately playing with the language. I do it myself lots. You've noticed that surely?

I just correct people's spelling cos I'm a tad fussy sometimes

Singeyness is a good word. I would most like have said "I smell of burneded" but that's just me

Meh


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
This one time Arsn burned all his nose hairs...
I wouldnt kiss him because he smelled of burneded mr fraggle..ew yucky...

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Charles...you win.. I cant think of anything else to say except chocolate starfish...how in the blazes am I meant to put that sneakily into a sentance???

Flynt sweetie...My mobile is broken!!! I cant get your number off it... it wont turn on....aaarrrggghhh dont think I wasnt thinking of you...I just cant ring you yet!!!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


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