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Login/Join to ParticipateLiquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Well, I suppose I should get round to making an intro thread for this newfangled board really, so here goes:
Name: Rory
Sex: Male
Age: 24 going on 6
Favourite Bands:
Super Furry Animals
Leftfield
Lemon Jelly
Reel Big Fish
Bjork
Loads of stuff really.
Favourite Films:
Batman
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Amelie
Dr No
Cheesy war films (the guns of navarone, the bridge on the river kwai etc....)
Favourite Books:
Are you Dave Gorman - Dave Gorman
Das Boot - Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Bill Bryson
Favourite Thundercat: Hmm, Cheetara. Or maybe Tigra, since he had the cool whip that could make him invisible.
Favourite Toy: My huge purple muppetskin poi, or my balloons, I'm not sure.
That'll do for now. Feel free to post inane semi-gibberish in here, I'm sure UCOF would do anyway, so you might as well join in
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Written by: TheBovrilMonkey
Colours? Oh any, and yep, a stencil of that onto a wall would be fantastic - influencing the decor from half a world away
Heheh, it shall be done.....
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Written by: Unattractive Cranky Old Freud
Monkey, your opinion please:
Is this right:
https://www.imdb.com/Sections/Languages/Klingon/
I could (barely) understand making versions of the star trek films translated into Klingon, but Daddy Day Care? I don't think any self-respecting star trek fan would want to watch that.
Written by: PirateWench
Heheh, it shall be done.....
Woohoo!
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Hey, Mr BovMan?
Are we still getting married when we are Eighty?
cos, I'm thinking its getting more and more likely....
I'm 26 and a half now y'know...
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Hey!!! Thank you for curing my balloon phobia (i think) and making me my pretty seahorse... she is still alive in my room. Hope you had a nice time in Falmouth! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
good to see you last weekend!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Flynty:
i thoguht we were getting married when we were 40? 
Bov: Thank you for the support I have needed. thank you for a place to stay and for food to eat. Thank you for being such a great mate.
I hope the back gets better when you see the fit nurse in the short skirt tomrrow who will ask you to take off your clothes while she 'straightens you out' out the sperm bank. i mean chiropractors. Or Chiropoidist.
its one of them I know that.
You are great.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
UCOF: of course dear, but you'll be sick of me in three weeks.
Or I'll wear you out
One of those.
*blink*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
You could never wear me out.
Im coated in Teflon.
Not only would it be rather heavy for you to move, I reckon that Teflon rusts if you leave it long enough.
So sorry, you cant wear me out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
hey UCOF, great to have met ya
hope you had a good time Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
hello dude! nice to spend some time with you out of the pub where i can actually hear what you're saying!
hope you had as much fun as i did!
se you at spitz or something i guess,
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
just wanted to drop a couple of hugs to you
shine on
cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Bovril it was very nice to join in with the photo trickery with you and Mr Chutney on sunday I'm still amazed by your hand writting in the sky!
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
hand writing in the sky?
sounds like whitchcraft to me...
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
miss you monkee
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
All I can say is
Bov = Dude
Well I can say at my housewarming the Wilchild and myself started discussing you, your for sure one of the most chilled people I've met very mild mannered, we like very much your grace and gentlemanlyness, it was so nice to be able to have chats at Glasto with you, without a million and one people there to steal your attention(barring the bands and that)
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
You are a balloon modelling hero!
Thank you so much for making me balloon wings
, I wish they could have lasted longer Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Dear Rory
Thank you for fixing my stove, making me ballon bits and bobs, letting me share a tent with you, making me laugh, letting me hug you loads, teaching me the ways of window cleaning and generally just being uber wonderful!
Its so good to know there are people like you out there in the world
Skully
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
I was in work today and saw your double i was shattered at 9 this morning and almost ran to the counter to serve you but it wasnt you he just had your face and spex, really scary to be honest.
Cheers for looking after me on sunday when me and Jon got a little too close, I could of ended up a lot worse of if it wasnt for you and Jon calming me down it could of been a lot worse than it was, cheers man yet again proved your a dude
Got me thinking though, if I can find a you in Manchester is there a me in Wycolm?
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Mz Lemming showed me a move that Gita showed her called "The moose" and I had an urge to show you. Why would I want to show you a move involving silly flinging of head and dizzyness.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
love you dude... And your balloon cushions!
Hows the R-Type coming along?
I'm defo getting me some clubs, should smooth a lot of things out...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
you know i'm another monkey fan
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: house_of_mill
I was in work today and saw your double i was shattered at 9 this morning and almost ran to the counter to serve you but it wasnt you he just had your face and spex, really scary to be honest.
I thought I saw you co-hosting CD UK the other day but it turned out to be Jack Osbourne
Meh
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Ooooh don't make the monkey angry- I hear he frowns really agressively
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
awww i was gonna say hi and twas great seeing you again at fal but everyones beat me to it
ah well
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: Mr Chutney
Ooooh don't make the monkey angry- I hear he frowns really agressively
Are you disembodied or are you back from Namerica now?
Meh
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Gnor
Mz Lemming showed me a move that Gita showed her called "The moose" and I had an urge to show you. Why would I want to show you a move involving silly flinging of head and dizzyness.
ahhhhh
you see Gita learnt that move from arsn who has already showed the monkey when he stayed with us.. *grins*
the moose is gaining in popularity.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I now have visions of much moosey goodness happening.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
3,149 posts
Location: London
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i really really want one of these...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
"Robotic floorvac with dirt detection and convenient infra-red cliff sensors"
Surely it is only convenient if you happen to have cliffs in your house for it to sense?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You mean you have no cliffs in your house Jon? Pffft weird house you got there babe!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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