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PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Name: Pele (based on the Volcano Goddess not the soccer player)



B-Date: Oct 16, 1973, you figure out the age wink



Been doing this stuff: Many years



What do I do?: It all, just not well smile



Job: Performer, Event Organizer, Writer, Director, Performance Consultant, Henna Artist...not in that order



Location: Webster, Western New York State



Other: Proud mother of one 11 1/2 year old named Noah.



Pets: 1 Bearded Dragon named Harley, 1 Guinea Pig named Snowflake, 2 cats: Joujou Grisgris and Fizzgig, r.i.p. goldie and sage (the snakes)



Hobbies: Reading, mostly dark novels and fantasy-ish stuff, along with business and performing books. Fantasy Art. Movies, love movies. Music..almost any kind really. Learning, don't really care about what. I have an amazing aptitude at retaining incredibly useless knowledge....just ask Kombiguy, Gardening, especially herbs and veggies. Cooking....oh how I love to cook.....with the herbs I grow. Artsy stuff.



All of my favorites are based on moods, such as food, color, drinks, etc. I always love Popcorn as a snack though. It's rather a greasy-salty addiction to tell you the truth.



Things I love: My friends...more than they could ever possibly know, the elements, life on the whole, a hot cup of tea cuddled under a blanket on a cold night with all the lights off and a good movie on and a roaring fire going. To lay in the shade in cool sand on a hot day with water at my feet and look for shapes in the clouds. Watching my son be melodramatic, especially when reading outloud. He cracks me up. Making up constellations in a full starry sky.



Personal outlook: All of live should be lived with passion and conviction, preferrably in what we love rather than what we don't love. Faith should be strongest within ourselves than in a preacher in a pulpit. Every day is the chance to begin again, to mend broken things and to be who we want....it is NEVER too late.



Pet Peeves: Stupid commercials. Bad drivers (other than me of course! smile ). The words "I can't". (I have more but I am in such a good mood they slip my mind...ooops!)



Anyway....ummmm....I have no idea what else to say here so I will leave it up to questions, comments, harrassments...whatever.



hug



Pele

EDITED_BY: Pele (1163465069)

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Would it make a difference if you were here or I was there?
Just curious. wink

Dying? eek That's not good.

So...umm...can I start CPR now?

devil

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
no it wouldnt darlin.. not at all.


please start CPR!!!... well actually rubbing my bruised and battered body would be a start.. but the CPR would just be ur excuse to kiss me no doubt.

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
nuh-uh...i don't need an excuse!!!!

i'll deny it!

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
eeek! shes saying she wouldn't kiss me!


-Runs of in an emo bagpuss fit- :P

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
I said I don't need an excuse, not that I wouldn't!

kiss

See?

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
hehe

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
It's raining, I'm supposed to be packing, and the thunder has be mesmerized so I can...plus I don't want to get cold and wet.

Herm.

So I need ideas on effective ways to procrastinate.
Suggestions. wink

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
i got a few... but not of the PG kind... so no good me posting them here wink

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
And that's stopped you before?:p

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
not really!... haha

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Have you ever played 5 steps to Jesus?

Go to Wikipedia.
Click the "random article" button
Go from that page to the page on Jesus Christ in 5 links or less.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
UFFIIIIIIIIIIIII shrug I miss Pele.



Ringrazio per il messaggio... sei meravigliosa xx tanti baci xx

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
5 steps to Jesus? Can't say that I have.

Do you have to click on other random articles or on the wiki links embedded in the page?

I think I may try it at work! lol



Thanks Mike!



I missed you too love, so very much! kiss



But I'm home now, at least, until this weekend biggrin

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*MUUUAH!*

kthxbye ;;^^

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now that I am at work it seems even more fun, since I literally do not a single job for me to process.

That makes for a very long, jesus finding day. wink

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
bored darling?

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i could tell you really silly and stupid jokes to amuse you, if you'd like biggrin

what do hippies do?
hold up your leggies!!!! ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
ubblol @ Pounce. I like that one! lol

More stupid jokes! More stupid jokes! bounce

Yes PK, so very. It's crazy.

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
teehee, just remember Pele, you asked for it....

where does the king keep his armies?
up his sleevies!

what's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

what's blue and fluffy?
pink fluff holding its breath

what's black and fluffy?
pink fluff in disguise!

what's white and fluffy?
clouds! (duh! wink )

what do you call a fish without an eye?
FSH!

what did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
dam!

what did the bug say when it was stepped on?
nothing, bugs don't talk tongue

ooh, i have a great knock knock joke for you. you start...
wink

what happened to the little girl who farted in church?
she had to sit in her own pew

how do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it

how do you catch a tame rabbit?
tame way, unique up on it

what's brown and sticky?
a stick

what goes ha ha ha ha ha thunk!
a man laughing his head off


ok i'll stop now ubblol i seriously have tons more. i am the queen of stupid jokes! and the funny thing is i will laugh hysterically over them. all my friends and family love it cause i can amuse myself.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

That was fun!

I might use some of those in my street stuff cause I *love* stupid jokes too!!!!

biggrin

Thanks!

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I have a passion for stupid jokes. And now I'm glad there's noone home as I was actually just laughing REALLY loudly!


Hi Pele!!!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Hi clarence! wave

Brenn that's horribly funny! ubblol

Gods I love stupid jokes, but don't know many at all.

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Then there are dead baby jokes...

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

How do you make a dead baby float?
a) Take your foot off its head.
b) One dead baby, a scoop of ice cream, and root beer.

OK, I'll stop.

(And yes, I am a pediatrician...)

ubbangel

Why yall lookin' at me like that?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Pele


Brenn that's horribly funny! ubblol

Gods I love stupid jokes, but don't know many at all.



Oh boy...here we go!

Q. Why did the boy fall off the bicycle

A. Someone threw a fridge at him.


Q. Why did the plane crash?

A. The pilot was a loaf of bread.


Q. What's brown, green, and hides in trees?

A. A billiard table!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
then you don't want all the elephant jokes either?

Q. How do elephants hide in your custard?
A. paint the bottom of the feet yellow and float upside down.

Q. Ever seen an elephant in your custard?
A. Shows what a good disguise it is!

etc (I can be paid to stop!!)

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: georgemc


etc (I can be paid to stop!!)



That was the best joke of the three. biggrin

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
ha! *turns his back in sulky disdain at Brenn*
in that case...

Q. Why do male elephants paint their umm (non-PG parts) red?
A. So they can hide in cherry trees in the forest.

Q. How did Tarzan die?
A. No-one is sure exactly, but he was going cherry picking...

Q. why isn't it safe to go walking in the forest between 6pm and 8pm?
A. That's when the elephants are jumping from the trees.

Q. Why has the platypus got a flat beak?
A. It went walking through the forest at 7pm.

Q. How many elephants can you fit in a mini?
A. 4 - 2 in the front 2 inthe back (duh!)

Q. How many giraffes can you fit in a Mini?
A. None - it's fill of elephants!

Q. How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. Distinctive footprints in the butter.

Q. How can you tell if there's 2 elephants in your fridge?
A. footprints in the butter AND the cottage cheese.

Q. How can you tell if there's 4 elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a mini parked outside!

(payments accepted in large denomination non-sequentially marked bills...)

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
well it's not a joke.. but i thought that it was funny.



JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
What did the little orphan boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?



Cancer.



You have to go through different links on the random page you find. If it's random all the way it's pretty impossible.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


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