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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Yeah... NoS.... That's what he meant
Written by: linden rathen
sounds like you need NOS cookies brainstorma
Yeah... NoS.... That's what he meant
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
NoS (smart arse FRD correcting my lack of smelling abitly)
NoS = laughing gas
VERY fun
NoS (smart arse FRD correcting my lack of smelling abitly)
NoS = laughing gas
VERY fun back
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old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
yeah had to much NoS cookies on the weekend
my friends band me cause i was giggling like a crazed hiena
but if only i could get hospital graid NoS cookies with a nice big tank of oxigen cookies to mix with it then i would be happy
yeah had to much NoS cookies on the weekend
my friends band me cause i was giggling like a crazed hiena
but if only i could get hospital graid NoS cookies with a nice big tank of oxigen cookies to mix with it then i would be happy
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Could you PLEASE not say such things in public?
You want to encourage him?
Written by: Kyrian
Quite a lot, actually, altho i think he's hotter than you....
Could you PLEASE not say such things in public?
You want to encourage him?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
.:drags a 300 foot garden gnome into the thread and does a little dance around it:.
.:drags a 300 foot garden gnome into the thread and does a little dance around it:.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*starts spinning fire around the garden gnome*
Ok...I'm thinking about EL-wire lighted garden gnomes... Burning Man project?
*starts spinning fire around the garden gnome*
Ok...I'm thinking about EL-wire lighted garden gnomes... Burning Man project?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Dr. L is it ok if I just give you a great big smooshie hug?
Dr. L is it ok if I just give you a great big smooshie hug?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
That would be permitted.
Written by: Skulduggery
Dr. L is it ok if I just give you a great big smooshie hug?
That would be permitted.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*runs in and presses the large chili pepper red BUMP button*
Who painted it chili pepper red?
*runs in and presses the large chili pepper red BUMP button*
Who painted it chili pepper red?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Dr L are you feeling... hmmm how do I put this on a PG board?..... um.... a litle bit hor..... um..... Frisky....yes lets say frisky... are you feeling a little bit frisky today?
Dr L are you feeling... hmmm how do I put this on a PG board?..... um.... a litle bit hor..... um..... Frisky....yes lets say frisky... are you feeling a little bit frisky today?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*rubs tiger balm on the Doc's nipples*
Feeling it yet?
now?
*rubs tiger balm on the Doc's nipples*
Feeling it yet?
now?
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Posted:
Doc. I nominated you to marry skully in NYC's thread.
Hope you two have a wonderful future together!
If it doesn't work out there's always UCOF.
Doc. I nominated you to marry skully in NYC's thread.
Hope you two have a wonderful future together!
If it doesn't work out there's always UCOF.
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Kael I don't actually want to get married. Its just that Molly insists I already am. I think the flies have confuddled her brain but shhhhh don't tell her.
Not that I wouldn't love to marry Dr L if I was the marrying kind. It's always handy to have a Doctor at home for when you slip with the veg knife. If I have to have a sex change though I might pass. I envy men for being able to pee standing up but I really don't want to be one
Ok I think I'll stop digging this pit now..... anyone want a shovel?
Kael I don't actually want to get married. Its just that Molly insists I already am. I think the flies have confuddled her brain but shhhhh don't tell her. Not that I wouldn't love to marry Dr L if I was the marrying kind. It's always handy to have a Doctor at home for when you slip with the veg knife. If I have to have a sex change though I might pass. I envy men for being able to pee standing up but I really don't want to be one
Ok I think I'll stop digging this pit now..... anyone want a shovel?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Posted:
Hey Doc! it was great meeting you at BM...hope the rest of your burn was beautiful.
Hey Doc! it was great meeting you at BM...hope the rest of your burn was beautiful.
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*hoists the shovel up from skully sends down a ladder....
*sends down a longer ladder
ok start climbing
*hoists the shovel up from skully sends down a ladder....
*sends down a longer ladder
ok start climbing
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*mutters obscenities at UCOF*
YES, DAMMIT!
Written by: University Can Offer Future
*rubs tiger balm on the Doc's nipples*
Feeling it yet?
now?
*mutters obscenities at UCOF*
YES, DAMMIT!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
yay for tiger balm:):)
yay for tiger balm
:):) back
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Aaaaaaanyway.
?
Hi Mike, hope you're happy- sorry about the sleep probs but I'm sure you'll sort it out
Dave
Aaaaaaanyway.
?
Hi Mike, hope you're happy- sorry about the sleep probs but I'm sure you'll sort it out
Dave
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Allo, Dave!
Cheers, BlueBoy! Pleazhah to meet you, too!
Allo, Dave!
Cheers, BlueBoy! Pleazhah to meet you, too!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
What been happening today at the Hospital?
Any amusing/ embarassing complaints/conditionsyou saw today?
I hope all if fantastic for you
What been happening today at the Hospital?
Any amusing/ embarassing complaints/conditionsyou saw today?
I hope all if fantastic for you
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Well, I got to break the news to a 17-year-old young lady that she had...
1) Pelvic inflammatory disease (caused by gonorrhea)
2) Herpes
3) Her second unintended pregnancy (she's only 5 weeks in so she's going for a D&C in the morning).
This conversation finished with "Now, the choice is yours, but if you want to avoid having stuff like this happen again, we need to talk about how you're going to get comfortable talking to guys to get them to use condoms."
Well, I got to break the news to a 17-year-old young lady that she had...
1) Pelvic inflammatory disease (caused by gonorrhea)
2) Herpes
3) Her second unintended pregnancy (she's only 5 weeks in so she's going for a D&C in the morning).
This conversation finished with "Now, the choice is yours, but if you want to avoid having stuff like this happen again, we need to talk about how you're going to get comfortable talking to guys to get them to use condoms."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
yeep!!!!!!!
ow at the thought.
and thats lightning our public service announcement.....
yeep!!!!!!!
ow at the thought.
and thats lightning our public service announcement.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
At this point I feel it necessary to correct the above statement for the benefit of Pigeon_Wigeon and the rest of the HOP community.
The correct version of the above statement should be:
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
Sounds like ...funPoor girl..
How are you Mr Lightning? I was going through all the old vids on my computer and once again witnessed you wrestling Vanize on Clapham common... so thought I'd come say hey
At this point I feel it necessary to correct the above statement for the benefit of Pigeon_Wigeon and the rest of the HOP community.
The correct version of the above statement should be:
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
How are you Mr Lightning? I was going through all the old vids on my computer and once again witnessed you having your arse thrown to the ground by Vanize on Clapham common... so thought I'd come say hey
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hee hee
i remember that day - i did laugh and eat sausages
hee hee
i remember that day - i did laugh and eat sausages
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Yes, it was fun! I love clappers!
We should move it to New Yawk!
Yes, it was fun! I love clappers!
We should move it to New Yawk!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
i think we should move new york to london and then we can have new london and it would be awsome and massive and lots of spinners
oh and MEGA congestion but meh
i think we should move new york to london and then we can have new london and it would be awsome and massive and lots of spinners
oh and MEGA congestion but meh
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
We need to combine the two underground systems so that we have one that's as pretty, efficient, and easy-to-use as London's and runs 24 hours like New York's.
We need to combine the two underground systems so that we have one that's as pretty, efficient, and easy-to-use as London's and runs 24 hours like New York's.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
which london underground were youusing Doc? ours efficant?
but yes we do
which london underground were youusing Doc? ours efficant?
but yes we do
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Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
er, there already is a new london, i've lived there, it sucks balls.
but its a good idea. i agree, the tube, but 24 hours. perfect. it really is cooler than the subway.....
and your all over ground trains are still better than our all over ground trains. er. our ground trains. there's no all over about it.
er, there already is a new london, i've lived there, it sucks balls.
but its a good idea. i agree, the tube, but 24 hours. perfect. it really is cooler than the subway.....
and your all over ground trains are still better than our all over ground trains. er. our ground trains. there's no all over about it.
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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