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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
a crazy chicken told me to drop in & let you know how much you are appreciated around these parts!! 
so glad i did drop in...what with all the half naked teasy straight boys 'n all!!
*goes back to the other page for another look...phwoar*
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I've had no ice cream due to lack of supply, MiG!
Brodie...mi casa es tu casa.
Ade...
Gita...
And stop making fun of my horniness. 
Cruel tart... 
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hey! What's this doing on the second page???
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,024 posts
Location: london
eh?
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
i am not cruel!
i was merely pointing out that the scenery in your intro is quite lovely & enjoyable for all!!! 
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Um, Gita, sweetie?
You dropped your halo. *hands it back*
I think it's a bit scratched...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
are to teasing me
im ment to be a good boy at the mo
and instead i get nothign but burning hot sexy half naked doctors flashing before me
damit
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Storma...I thought you did girls...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
yes well dosnt mean i dont enjoy a sexy man body every now and then
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*shrugs* go figure...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Right, Storma... So you're straight. And you call ME a tease...
*grumble*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
I protest! I am not straight!I am a bisexual male that willingly married a straight woman.just cause i can't play around anymore does not mean that i don't still enjoy the sight of cute half nekid(or full nekid) guys! so
!Yes, I did tease, and i'm sorry for it lightning. to get to the point,I am not a teasey straight boy! I'm a teasy bisexual male! 
EDITED_BY: Violently Tame (1122836278)
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
.:swings from the chandaliers:.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Violently Tame
I protest! I am not straight!I am a bisexual male that willingly married a straight woman.just cause i can't play around anymore does not mean that i don't still enjoy the sight of cute half nekid(or full nekid) guys! so
Bisexual schmisexual...
From my POV...what's the difference?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*goes into bowing frenzy*
We are not worthy! We are not worthy!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*poke*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
EEP!!!
Oh, FRD, keep that up. You aren't worthy... I'll be back in a few hours.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Thinking of a witty retort at 5:17 AM is really hard
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*whispers a comeback to FRD*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
...sex in the city...its just so great!! ever seen desperate houswives?
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
runs in, hugs a sexy looking Doctor
, runs out smiling Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Being a sexy doctor must have some drawbacks Im sure. Last attractive Doctor I had I kept forgetting to listen properly.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
1337... DH isn't the same as SATC. Even if it does have Ryan Carnes.
Gnor, what's that you said?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
We are agreed you are a sexy doctor. When your patients keep "looking" at you it must be distracting. Well probably your patients parents really.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
huh? gnor? were you saying something?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
*remembers the "Scrubs" episode when the crazy blond chick accidently causes a patient to orgasm.
XD
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
im more a sexy nurse fan
its the sponge baths
i always seem to end up witht eh old unatractive doctors
hmm
think i neee to make a trip to the USA
go exploring for sexy doctors
or is it they your just the acseption to the rule
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oh, there are PLENTY of sexy doctors around...
Most straight.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oh, there are PLENTY of sexy doctors around...
Most straight.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oh, there are PLENTY of sexy doctors around...
Most straight.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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