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Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
Hey beautiful flynt!

I haven't been in here for a while... actually haven't been anywhere in a few days. Uni is getting busy and i won't let myself on here cause i get stuck for hours!!!!

came by to give you a big for your wonderful post in my thread today!!! thank you!! Made me feel great!

grrr.. at your work lady! She sounds horrible!

That last poem of yours sounds pretty personal... hope it's not though and that you're okay.

so are you getting proper dreads now? Always wanted some but i'm a little apprehensive about having to shave them off after.

umm.... i've got a rabbit joke. It's a little long but its my favourite joke ever!

A rabbit goes into a butcher shop and says "do you have any lettuce?".
The butcher says "I'm a butcher i don't sell lettuce".
The rabbit goes in the next day and says "do you have any lettuce?".
The butcher says "i told you yesterday i don't sell lettuce".
The rabbit goes in the next day and says "do you have any lettuce?".
The butcher gets mad and says "I've told you time and again i don't sell lettuce! If you come in here again i'm going to nail your ears to the wall!".
The rabbit goes in the next day and says "do you have any nails?"
Butcher says "no".
Rabbit says "good. Do you have any lettuce?"

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
Hallo! Just returning a hug
I wore a very cool and funky t-shirt to PiP on Saturday, thank you

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
Yeah sneaking up on people you sneaky sneak you...no time to organise a stripper in a cake or anything -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
awwww Fanks Puk!

Dom! xoxoxo does this mean im internationally famous now? HEHE! did you point out to everyone where i spilt paint? ` how is being home? strange?? sorry i havent sent those pics yet, $$ issues, y'know, the usual....

SmallBoy, will organise something next time, but random hugz are so lovely dont you think???

Myste, you are very welcome ` i meant what i said and i said what i meant, and mostly i dont get confused unless i type sentances like that.... err. yeah.

The poem, wellll its kinda bout me, ever like someone you didnt like? LOL im a dag, i know. *hide*

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
I wrote a sulky poem,
while i sat on a bus,
it wasn't meant to be that long,
I wrote it about us.


It's about our relationship,
and how we didn't gel,
and how you used to wind me up.
Ah f*ck it - go to hell!

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
Just made that up. Hope it's ok. Sorry about the swearing. Needed a punchy ending.

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
Not bad for 2 mins work I reckon.

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
i like it
i really like it
shall i make one up back?

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
Did you write it on a bus?

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
The rabbit was a champion,
Of every prize a winner.
he won and won right up until
we at him for our dinner.

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
i read your sulky poem
i thought it rather good
it had four lines for every verse
and rhymed just like it should

gramatically, twas perfect
but really, arent you rude!
To swear right here in public
(note: i might be a prude)

but thankyou for the poem
i have to say, its rare
even if you lost the plot
and at the end went spare

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
nice meter.

I stretch the envelope slightly sometimes with mine.


But i like to play with the words a litle sometimes.

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
i usually write my poems on trains.

but today, im writing them at work.
funny that

simply said, the fraggle wrote
an line or two for me
and i ablush, of course replied
to tell him of my glee!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
the suffix of a 'n' to a,
should come before a vowel.
To use an "an" before an l
does strike me somewhat foul.


But I have learnt my lesson
whislt writing me this rhyme.
Use your an's w'ere you like
at any suited time!

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
Ode to a fire staff.


Oh wick'd stick.

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
You'll win this poetry battle y'know. You're far smarter than me.

Meh

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
ok, that one made my head hurt

a tale of fraggle n flynt:

twas once two HoPpers, posting pomes
line after line of rhyme
cept one couldnt read, the other spell
they just wrote to pass the time

The Fraggle, he of strange humour and hair
wrote impressively regarding grammer
The Flynt, she, confused and rhyming rare
could find nought to rhyme with grammer

so cheating she, here wrote a short ditty
and hoping that just this occasion
the fraggle, in kindness would not be too snitty
and find no spelling abrasion....

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
"There once was a cow who ate an old man’s chow.
The old fat man got mad.
The cow got sad."

i didn't write that, But what a profound poem!
heh.

Hello internet beings, take me to your leader!

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

Posted: 2nd Jun 2003
I once got a death threat from a guy to whom I ponted out that grammar is the linguistic challenge. Grammer, on the other hand, is the old lady that comes round at christmas, gives you presents, drinks too much brandy then p!sses herself, passed out in a comfy chair after watching the queen's speech.....


The irony being that he took offence not to my stating that he'd got his words/spelling confused. Or even insulting his grandmother.

Oh no.

But instead to the fact that i said he was an lady that pisses herself.

If only he'd learnt to read eh?

Meh

Posted: 3rd Jun 2003
Distracted from my nightly chores
I tarried in your thread awhile
And, adopting a style not my own,
Didst pretend to be profound.

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

Posted: 3rd Jun 2003
right,
so my phone got disconnected, so anyone that wants me to call them, or to call me, dont bother, i cant.

sorry

turns out i missed a bill a while back, and they are a bit angry at me for it.

im actually really upset n f*cked in the head about this right now, so might not be about all that much the next few days.

sorry to the poets, love to you all
xoxxoxo
Flynty

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 3rd Jun 2003
Oh what a smelly phone corporation,
they did make my sista mad
but this is the incarnation,
of all that makes us sad



Don't be sad, maybe I will send you some expensive CANADIAN money, since I am wallowing in that, or soon will be. It will be your present from me

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

Posted: 3rd Jun 2003
FLYNT... what phone company? I work for a telco matey... Ill see what I can do if you are with us...
And do you have a mobile? I wanna call yer!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

Posted: 3rd Jun 2003
I Do have a mobile, its the one they have disconnected. I'm going to ring them this afternoon to sort something out.

my day gets worse.
i thought i had lost my job, as the other ppl who work in accounts here have been walking up to me and asking for my work. when i asked one woman why, she said because she was taking over that aspect of it. So i asked aorund and they have divided the job i'm doing between the other women in accounts..... my supervisor had said nothing to me....

holy feck man, i cant believe it, I'm due to pay my credit cards, my phone gets cut off and now i dont have a job???

so i asked my super, it turns out they are dividing my job up, but they are going to give me another job in the meantime, and that its got nothing to do with how i was working and they were quite happy about that (which is a relief because as a temp my getting work relies on my reputation...)

ok
so, i have at least a few more months work. No perm job, but i'm in contact with my agency again, and asking for perms. For once i let my fear of ppl take a back seat and actually told some of the nicer women in the office how i was feeling (note: was practically in tears at the time...) and they've been so lovely and are looking out for other jobs for me!

next tasks: go to the bank tonight, and organise a loan to pay my credit cards, so i am not paying four million percent interest.

call the phone company, get outgoing calls barred but keep sms, and organise direct debit to pay them back the outstanding amount.

please please send me hugz people, as i'm barely hanging in there today, and i'm just trying to keep it all together till i get it all sorted...

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 3rd Jun 2003

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

Posted: 4th Jun 2003
Right. phone sorted, but i am going to be very broke, for a very long time.

Off to the bank this afternoon, to see if i can get a loan. wish me luck everyone!

International HoPpers, (bovril, ucof, kurobei, bram) i love you guys, but i cant call anymore, my phone can no longer dial international numbers (or text for that matter) so please dont be offended if i dont reply to an sms you've sent, and dont think that i dont love ya's anymore! xoxoxoxox

this is very very nearly the worst day of my life.

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 4th Jun 2003
flynt gimme your mobile number I will ring you!!! Poor wee thing.. I love ya girl keep smilin... Come to live at the Gold coast with me... I can get you a job in the snap of the fingers matey..without a doubt..

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

Posted: 4th Jun 2003
I am calling you tonight

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

Posted: 4th Jun 2003
Flynt sweetie i'm so sorry you had such a bad day. Hope things get better for you real soon so you can be happy again. You're such a lovely person and have many wonderful friends here that will help you out if you need it, so don't despair.

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

Posted: 4th Jun 2003
Sorry you're having a bad day. My advice would be to go with what Valura says, she knows what she's talking about that one

I miss chatting to you on msn too. Sorry honey I've not been online much lately.

*wanders off to find happy email to send to Flynt*

Are we nearly there yet?