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The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
Welcome to the geriatric ward

hahahaha

soz, but i felt i should give you guys a place to hang out!

theres a lay-z-boy for each of you, with painkillers for the artheritis on a stool next to them and a glass of water to knock them back with.

oh and a bedpan, just in case!!!!!!

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
oh well gee thanks

i was thinking about this yesterday too. cause i'm not in the teen category by any stretch of the imagination, and i was noticing that there's quite a large teen population on here (tho there's nothing wrong with that). i just wondered how many of ya are in the older HOP-er category.

i'm 25

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Finally a place for me to relax and be just me...

"Nurse... I want a bed pan... and a sponge bath... come on now... turn down the television... do you have to sit so close."

*Now where's that old man emotacon???*

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Bobo DCLmember
141 posts
Location: Halifax


Posted:
Okay youngin's... On the count of three, point and laugh...

....

One....


....

..Two....

I like orange.And don't take my cookies.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
* hands bobo her first income tax return*

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


FabergéGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
think i'm gonna have to start another thread for the genuine geriatrics, all us thirtysomethingers....

i'm off now to get a perm and a blue rinse... ubbloco

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
"I'm 22. Is that old?" - ubblol NO!

There is already a thread for the post 25 generation. The older amongst us are hopefully wiser and able to figure out where it is wink

StoutBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,872 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
Considers the wisdom of letting everybody know that he is (gasp) 41 years old. Does this put me in the running for worlds oldest poi spinner???. It's 8:00 pm, time for bed weavesmiley

pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Can any of you old bast'ds here help me wiv ma 3 beat weave? i wanna spin like real fast n [censored].... you know like that NYC dude.. and all doze crzy wrap tings...

BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Where's my glasses??
Who turned the telly down, I can't hear it anymore!!

Has anyone seen my teeth?

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Quote:

Welcome to the geriatric ward theres a lay-z-boy for each of you, with painkillers for the artheritis on a stool next to them and a glass of water to knock them back with.

oh and a bedpan, just in case!!!!!!




You forgot the stool softeners. We old farts get constipated, yanno. Gotta stay regular. ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


mrFlibbleSILVER Member
Ghostbuster
455 posts
Location: York, UK


Posted:
any age beginning with 2 isn't old wink

Armoured_RavenGOLD Member
member
35 posts
Location: LV, NV, USA


Posted:
*whew* that's a relief! I have a couple years before I'm too old then wink ubbangel

"I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive." -Albert Einstein


Thornmember
52 posts
Location: Somewhen Travelling in Time and Space


Posted:
Whaddya mean too old???

Thorn
(whose post count hasn't reached his age yet)

Thornmember
52 posts
Location: Somewhen Travelling in Time and Space


Posted:
Oh, well, what do you know, it has, finally, with this post.

Whoopeee!!! ubbrollsmile

Let's all have a round of Geritol (tm) to celebrate. beerchug

Thorn.

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
i thikn you'll find mr Domino, that even those of us under 25 can find it....


soon to be 24 biggrin and in need of a contact zimmerframe wink

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


mrFlibbleSILVER Member
Ghostbuster
455 posts
Location: York, UK


Posted:
hehe being 24 aint bad smile its just the same as 23 and 22 for that matter i think.
not looking forward to the quarter century though frown (que comment from random person over 25)

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
you know, it's kind of a cool feeling being 25. i feel so mature.

sticks tongue out and throws water balloon

giggles

tongue

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**



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