Forums > Introductions > Wassup, I made my own wife out of cottage cheese :)
Login/Join to ParticipateSometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
Hellloooooo, I'm new to HOP though I've been fire spinning for a wee while.
I'm Edinburgh based and spin with te POOKa and Beltane. I make my own fire toys and work for te POOKa toys. I'm not a particularly good fire spinner yet so I don't particularly have a favourite toys. Poi, is the one I practice the most...
Anyway back to the important subject. A wife made of dairy products. hmmm.....creamy thighs
If you were to make your own wife what would you make her out of I wonder?
Hellloooooo, I'm new to HOP though I've been fire spinning for a wee while.
I'm Edinburgh based and spin with te POOKa and Beltane. I make my own fire toys and work for te POOKa toys. I'm not a particularly good fire spinner yet so I don't particularly have a favourite toys. Poi, is the one I practice the most...
Anyway back to the important subject. A wife made of dairy products. hmmm.....creamy thighs
If you were to make your own wife what would you make her out of I wonder?IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.
"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"
SILVER Member
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
And hair of hundreds and thousands.
Hullo Ben.
I must come and get the staffs I asked Rob for 2 weeks ago 
and say Hi to you in person. I have been told I have to meet you! 
And hair of hundreds and thousands.
Hullo Ben.
I must come and get the staffs I asked Rob for 2 weeks ago and say Hi to you in person. I have been told I have to meet you! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
SILVER Member
Member
43 posts
Location: Jasper, Alberta, Canada
Member
43 posts
Location: Jasper, Alberta, Canada
Posted:
ah, what to make a wife from...well, i'm going to go the luv route - a wife made of love, kindness and fun.
ah, what to make a wife from...well, i'm going to go the luv route - a wife made of love, kindness and fun.
...it's safe to say that relationships inspired by the art of poi are not necessarily 'poi'fect...!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
jam is never Never wrong :scowl:
and skully, whilst Mr foodstuff may have flake-legs and a marshmallowy tushie, MRS foodstuff is clearly more voluptuous, as only jam can allow
why is this not more obvious?
oo and here's a thought...
if we stuck with the jammy legs, swapped the crumpet for scone and the cottage cheese for clotted cream we could have a gorgeous Mrs C. Tea
jam is never Never wrong :scowl:
and skully, whilst Mr foodstuff may have flake-legs and a marshmallowy tushie, MRS foodstuff is clearly more voluptuous, as only jam can allow
why is this not more obvious?
oo and here's a thought...
if we stuck with the jammy legs, swapped the crumpet for scone and the cottage cheese for clotted cream we could have a gorgeous Mrs C. Tea
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
what an odd thread...
what an odd thread...
Meh
Sometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
I assume then that you do robedart? hahahahaha.
Written by: mcp
go learn ropedart off fucknipple... Ropedart is for MEN!
(and ado-p, you need to scan in those photos!)
I assume then that you do robedart? hahahahaha.
IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.
"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"
Sometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
Ha haaaa. So it is you!!!! Ok, they're waiting for you in the te POOKa office with your name on them
Written by: KatB
And hair of hundreds and thousands.
Hullo Ben.
Ha haaaa. So it is you!!!! Ok, they're waiting for you in the te POOKa office with your name on them
IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.
"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"
GOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
food has never been appealing
incidently voluptous is one of my favorite words
food has never been appealing
incidently voluptous is one of my favorite words
Love is the law.
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
a lot!
foolish yoots.
and foolish firepoint organisers
R
a lot!
foolish yoots.
and foolish firepoint organisers
R
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
erm....can you smell parafin or is it me?
146 posts
146 posts
Posted:
by the way you are all mad
for as any sane person will tell you..
if the wife has to be made of food it would have to be crepes filled with nuttella, strawberry and banana piled in layers by an expert crepe sculpter in the spitting image of angelina jolie
and that love would be like the munchies mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious
by the way you are all mad
for as any sane person will tell you..
if the wife has to be made of food it would have to be crepes filled with nuttella, strawberry and banana piled in layers by an expert crepe sculpter in the spitting image of angelina jolie
and that love would be like the munchies mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
mmmmhmmmmm can we replace the strawberries with almonds? (I love strawberries but not with nutella I think)
I might turn lesbian for a wife like that ;-)
mmmmhmmmmm can we replace the strawberries with almonds? (I love strawberries but not with nutella I think)
I might turn lesbian for a wife like that ;-)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
erm....can you smell parafin or is it me?
146 posts
146 posts
Posted:
please try th combo as it has to tasted to be beleived, however toasted almond flake could be a good addition
please try th combo as it has to tasted to be beleived, however toasted almond flake could be a good addition
PLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Posted:
ANGELINA JOLIE!
The current juggling society has become rather obsessed with her recently. Well all the girls have at least.
ahhhhhh....
ANGELINA JOLIE!
The current juggling society has become rather obsessed with her recently. Well all the girls have at least.
ahhhhhh....
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
GOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
ooooh angelina
the girls in my house are fairly hot for her too
as am i
ooooh angelina
the girls in my house are fairly hot for her too
as am i
Love is the law.
Sometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
the metro recently had a picture of Angelina next to Kelly Osbourne, argggghhhh, it was very scary. I'm going into therapy next week, such beauty next to such... *shudder*
the metro recently had a picture of Angelina next to Kelly Osbourne, argggghhhh, it was very scary. I'm going into therapy next week, such beauty next to such... *shudder*
IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.
"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Thats what it was like seeing you and Alex standing together at Glasto
Thats what it was like seeing you and Alex standing together at Glasto
Sometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
Git
Written by: UnbeatenChampionOfFighting
Thats what it was like seeing you and Alex standing together at Glasto
Git
IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.
"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"
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