Forums > Introductions > Clarence- Licenced to tank while tanked
Login/Join to ParticipateQuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
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"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hey I did offer to take people!
Maybe next time they should take me up on the offer!
Hooray for a day's skiing for less than $100!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Yeah, but I had to work and was/am broke until thursday, but oh well, my holiday back in NZ should take care of those cravings
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
6,650 posts
tank tank tank tank tank tank...
*looks out the window*
the mere idea of skiing now appears completely absurd to me
you guys got snow? How much where when? 
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Tom, that's because you live in a place that loses their snow so early. There's still skiing on The Mountain here.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Which is also the only place you get snow here!
well, unless you're Ballarat or Canberra every few winter
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hey, it's snowing a lot today. Pity its not at my place- I dream of tobogganing down my driveway!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
tank tank tank tank tank
* drinks
with Tom * cheers Tom! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Oi! stop getting tanked in my thread!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
what else is it for then??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Going cows go mooo moooo
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Ahhhh! Thanks Puk!
Cow's go mooooo mooooo
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Hmmmmm, doesn't feel right Puk - still something missing...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
aaah.... that's better!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*Points and shouts*
TRIPLE POST!!!!!!!!
bah! these bloody kiwis getting tanked, gah, i dunno! Can't take you lot anywhere!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
wasn't getting tanked - just a quiet drink is all ...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
and the "tank" is just...?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Exactly!
They're so tanked, they're forgetting things now!
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"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I thought that was just George's old age
*runs before he can get me*
wait! He's too old to keep up!
*turns around and goes
instead* i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
You took over my thread as a french maid, so i'm going to take over yours!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I wonder if George would wear that outfit to do the cleaning at my place?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Not sure if it would fit him...but i'm sure someone here has the sewing skills to make him one
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I wonder is I know anyone that sews? ... 
That would be ME!! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
how convenient!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Must go get measurements!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
ahhh - now I get it...
(hmmm must read every thread before replying to the first one read)
ummm, there is a story about me and a French Maid costume, but luckily there were no camera's around despite the occasion. Besides, the stockings were much nicer and the handle of the duster was more decorative and there was a silver tray involved. But other than that my lips are sealed.
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*Goes to get crowbar in order to unpry George's lips*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
are you saying you don't like my stockings! 
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Who's saying that? Certainly not me!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
George said his stockings were much nicer
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Note to self: Don't just skim through comments when you're distracted. Or you risk looking like a fool.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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